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    Not many tell you of the abhorrent problems you have to face when suddenly your childhood-friend-turned-roommate-in-college is now a very much loud, obnoxious, pretty, fem and obvious lesbian and is, in fact, your girlfriend.

    Lan Zhan would surely never expected this to happen this to happen to her. Her feelings of perhaps (maybe even more, lesbians are all slightly or avidly stupid) more than thirteen years now suddenly being out in the open? When did she ever expect this?

    The answer would probably be now, where currently, Wei Ying, her girlfriend, is sat aside her on their living room couch right after they confessed. Yes, confessed— them, a pair of dumbfucks of lesbians actually speaking their feelings like normal people instead of making out or hooking up.

     

    or, wei ying gets her personal titty therapy dummy (aka lan zhan)

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    In which Lan Wangji passes out after leaving the QishanWen archery competition only to wake up an indeterminate time in the future with a beautiful, infuriating, very naked stranger in his bed. It goes about as well as expected.

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    1/?
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    15
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    What happens when lightning strikes the clouds? The Twin Jades of Lán and the Twin Prides of Yúnmèng are about to find out.

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    14/?
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    Series of works regarding Wei Wuxian's life as consort to the second Jade of Gusu Lan.

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    6/6
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    In the aftermath of the Sunshot Campaign, Jiang Cheng finds Wen Ning on Dafan Mountain. He takes Wen Ning in, making him a Yunmeng Jiang disciple.

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    Consequences were never really something Jin Zixuan had to worry about outside of Night-Hunting.

    Then the girl he loves (Whom he might have, sort of, accidentally-on-purpose publicly humiliated. More than once.) announces her new engagement. Before Zixuan could figure out how to get her to take him back without ever actually saying sorry.

    Lan Xichen is a dirty fiancé-stealer. How dare he.

    (That Zixuan had managed to get their engagement cancelled on purpose several years ago is irrelevant. He had dibs.)

    Now Zixuan must race against time to rescue his One True Love from a loveless marriage to someone who actually respects her. Somehow, he must convince Jiang Yanli that he's a much better choice than the Cultivation World's number one bachelor.

    Unfortunately for him, the lovely Jiang-guniang is not so eager to give up an equal partnership where she's treated with dignity and respect to go back to... well. To go back to whatever it is that Zixuan's been doing.

    (Horrifyingly, it's starting to seem like he might actually need to apologize.)

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    It’s Lan Wangji’s turn to follow the long standing Lan Sect tradition to play Conjunction, the song that is supposed to show you your soulmate. If only that annoying disciple from the Jiang Sect would leave him in peace, so he can prepare properly and how the tradition demands. When the time comes, Lan Wangji is definitely not prepared for what he sees.

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    “May I kiss you?”

    If Wei Wuxian isn’t a breath away he wouldn’t hear how Lan Wangji begged with the softest voice and pleaded like he’s ashamed of what he’s craving.

    “Yes.” He’s said it so many times and Wei Wuxian thinks he’ll keep saying it, again and again.

    Because Lan Wangji keeps asking.

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    Whichever otherworldly force that has let Wei Wuxian into Lan Wangji's life - his peaceful, fully thought out life - and allowed him to bulldoze down all of Lan Wangji's established grounds and perceptions, Lan Wangji would like to have a word with them. The word includes a knife to the throat and very choice tactics.

    Lan Wangji shouldn't be this attracted to chaos in the first place, so why is he attracted to the human equivalent of an out-of-control tornado?

    OR In which Lan Wangji is a heterosexual, totally straight, will-not-look-a-beautiful-man-in-the-eyes-because-sin professor and Wei Wuxian is his gay awakening (sort of).

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    9/?
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    Lan Zhan is just going about his day. It's hot as balls, and he just wants to go home and eat dinner. He gets stuck at a red light, not expecting a raving lunatic to barrel right through it, screeching at the top of his lungs for at least thirty straight seconds.
    Alternatively, Wei Ying should not be allowed Seven Nation Army, caffeine, sugar, or a driver's license.

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    15/?
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    351
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    69
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    Nearly three years into his college career, Lan Zhan and Wei Ying meet by chance for the first time since high school in an aisle of a convenience store. Though Wei Ying is incredibly excited at this reunion, Lan Zhan finds himself annoyed and (for reasons he cannot quite place) extremely overwhelmed. Upon discovering the state of Lan Zhan's meager (aka nonexistent) friend group, Wei Ying invites him to a party hosted at his frat, to which Lan Zhan (also for reasons he cannot quite place) finds himself unable to refuse.

    What follows is the story of a shy, uptight, socially awkward, sheltered-to-all-hell introvert getting adopted by a gang of unhinged, wholesome, friend-shaped frat boys who gradually ease him out of his shell. Humor, drama, romance, and various shenanigans and tomfoolery ensues.

    Perhaps this whole "friendship" thing isn't that bad! Except... Lan Zhan hasn't felt this strange around Wei Ying for almost half a decade, and if Wei Ying thinks hard about it (which he certainly never does) he's starting to get some pretty weird feelings, too.

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    Lan Zhan draws in a breath and stares at his own flustered reflection in the mirror of his dressing room. At the man tucking his long hair aside to get access to his neck, plastered to his back, arms wrapped around Lan Zhan's slim waist. He feels himself melting in his embrace, under his praise, his pride. He's the one whose opinion Lan Zhan regards so highly.

    His manager. His boyfriend. "Wei Ying." Lan Zhan says, the name slipping out of his mouth like it's second nature.

    After idol Lan Wangji's first world tour's final concert in Gusu, his manager, Wei Ying takes him back to his dressing room and rewards all his hard work for the past few months.
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    It is a universally known fact that Wei Wuxian hates Lan Wangji. He hates the Lan for several reasons, the most important one being that Lan Wangji stole his brother from him. So, when Wei Wuxian has to spend a week out in the ocean with the Lan, he is sure that nothing will change. That is, until Lan Wangji saves his life.

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    1/1
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    113
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    1211
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    “you’re laughing. the grandson of our prophet was brutally murdered, and you’re laughing.”

    wei ying is the bane of lan zhan's existence.
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    Cuando Jin Zixuan pensó que había muerto, se despertó en el cuerpo de un bebe recién nacido. Primogénito de Lan Guangshan y Madam Lan. Resulta que este mundo es lo mismo que el suyo, mismas personas, pero diferentes sectas.
    ¿Y porque de todas las sectas nace siendo un Lan?

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    3/?
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    The Qiongqi path incident ends in the death of the Yiling Patriarch, his use of resentful energy causing his qi to deviate violently, not even a corpse left behind.
    The cultivation world begins to reshape itself while he is mourned by some and despised by many.
    Sixteen years pass before a familiar storm starts to brew once more and Wei Wuxian walks the Earth in a new body.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    149
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    Wei Wuxian knows he used to be someone, but it didn't matter much who he used to be when he was trying to scrape enough food together to survive.

    Lan Wangji has lived for more than 300 years, but the last 13 he has spent feeling every second pass.

    When a storm brings a Mer to the coast of Yiling, Lan Zhan finds something he lost and Wei Ying finds himself.

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    819
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    Wei Wuxian is lazy and needs to cram for a school exam the next day, so on to Quizlet she goes. She finds that someone has made a perfect quizlet for tomorrow's exam. As the semester continues, so do the Quizlet sets. Although Mr.FluffyBunny21's Quizlets are perfect, why does it seem that maybe they are actively taking History 1102?

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    9. High School

    The school’s best student is forced to help their worst student.


    "Laoshi," They were revising notes for the upcoming mock exam in silence when Wei Wuxian spoke up. Recently, he began to affectionately address Lan Wangji as 'Laoshi', much to the latter's embarrassment. "What do I get if I pass?" The question was definitely unexpected, which made Lan Wangji raise an unimpressed brow. "You know, to motivate me!"

    "Getting good grades is not motivating enough?"

    "Lan Zhan! I was forced to do this - the least you could do is give me something to look forward to." Putting on his best puppy eyes, Wei Wuxian got into Lan Wangji's space in the hopes that he would change his mind. Not wanting to get lost in those shining grey eyes, Lan Wangji closed his eyes. "Hey!"

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    322
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    29
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    3283
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    Lan Wangji walks in on Wei Ying in a precarious situation. It just happens to be a good thing.

    (50 kisses prompt #15, passionately. And yes it counts even if it's just in Lan Wangji's mind.)

    Series
    Language:
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    Words:
    870
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    240
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2348

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