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    Amanda's life isn't going how she planned for.
    Her romance life was somewhere between 'it's complicated' and 'this works for us'.
    She was pretty sure that living in the woods with a bunch of not-actually-vampires was not what she was picturing when she'd been fifteen and devouring the Scandal by Moonlight series.

    It's better.

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    "What about him?" Dirk asked innocently, taking an avid interest in the remains of his banana milkshake.

    Farah rolled her eyes. "Don't make me say it."

    He carefully arranged a blob of cream into a cat shape with his straw.

    "Fine. Dirk, how's the enormous crush on your roommate going?"

     

    Dirk returns to the Ridgely after an impromptu jaunt across the Nordic wilderness, and finds life has moved on somewhat in his absence. With Farah camping in his bedroom, Bart and Ken living in (alleged) domestic bliss, and Todd freshened up and back on the dating scene, he finds himself with no one to commiserate with but his agoraphobic landlady Amanda; who, sadly, remains the one person he can never be truly honest with, on account of the whole 'lying to get the flat' thing.

    A superbly bad idea, in retrospect.

    Return to the domestic mayhem as the sadder but wiser six grapple their way through the maze of adult life; featuring quests for belonging, self-actualisation, and hobbies that don't involve shooting each other with paint.

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    Time goes weird when Dirk Gently swaps places with his sixteen year old self, and the Agency must race to fix this mistake before time is altered forever.

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    Sam and Dean investigate a series of weird murders involving evisceration and fish. However, the murders are just the beginning, and they are not prepared for what accompanies a certain holistic detective.

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    or, Fear and Loathing in Alternate Universes

    See everything, go anywhere.

    Amanda’s persistent visions of an invisible girl lead Team Jacket and the Rowdy 3 to Nevada.
    Desert roads, neon lights, and other dimensions await.

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    Amanda's life gets turned upside down when she witnesses a murder. Now a psychopath wants her dead and she has a week to get across the state for trial. With a possible mole in the agency, Farah puts Amanda's life into the hands of Rowdy 3 Protection to get her there.

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    Martin has been on his own in a cell for months, hearing his partners tortured and unable to reach them, as the bright lights and sirens of Blackwing torture his senses. Everything changes when Priest drops someone new into his life.

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    Martin led his Rowdies in a breakout from Blackwing, and they bring a couple of the other projects with them because Vogel wouldn't let them leave projects Lamia or Icarus behind. Now Martin needs to try and build a new life for all six of them. Because sometimes family is four energy vampires, a shapeshifter, and a not-psychic sat nav.

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    Best friends Bee & Amanda move into a house with three guys. They’re a little odd, but nice enough -- though they do seem rather haunted by the accident their mysterious fourth roommate was in. In fact, the entire house seems a little haunted, especially to Amanda, who keeps catching glimpses of the ghostly figure of a man with white hair.

    As the girls settle in, the five housemates get to know each other, growing ever closer. Meanwhile, they’re dealing with a mysterious break-in; living in a haunted house; not one, but two surprise pets; and the guys’ grief over the loss of their friend. And Martin? Martin’s dealing with being a ghost, a ghost who can see and hear what goes on in the house, but who can’t do anything to help at all... or can he?

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    It’s a rare, quiet morning at the Agency, and Farah is enjoying it immensely when the door opens and in come two of the Rowdy 3. The others, including their van, have disappeared in a flash of blue light and now Gripps and Cross are turning to the only holistic detective they know to help find their family and bring them back.

    Meanwhile, it seems like the whole area has gone Area 51, because there’s strange lights in the sky, lightbulbs that won’t stop flickering, mysterious disappearances, and a sudden resurgence of crop circles. Tina & Hobbs investigate a missing cow while communicating with the Agency through Snapchat, Friedkin is up to something, Assistent is an alien conspiracist and he’s been talking to some ex-cop about soul-swapping..?

    My contribution to the DGHDA Big Bang!

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    “While I’m not entirely down with the Grease reference, I appreciate the sentiment,” Dirk told Amanda. He tilted his chin up against Todd’s shoulder, looking Todd in the eye as best he could from such an awkward angle. “I’ve cracked what’s happening case-wise.”

    “You mean not happening case-wise?” Todd asked, worming his hand behind Dirk so he could put his arm around him. “None of these leads are viable. Even the realtor’s pest-control thing was a first-three-months standard courtesy. I checked with other clients of theirs.”

    “We’re trying too hard,” Dirk said. “We had two major cases come so fast and furious that we’re expecting the next one to behave the same way. What if it doesn’t? What if the most pressing concern is the one we’ve stumbled into by accident, but nonetheless agreed upon unanimously?”

    “I didn’t agree to you nerds putting a ring on it,” said Amanda, but in jest. “I have concerns.”

    “Yeah, well,” said Todd, sticking the correct earbud in his left ear, “unanimous means two.”

    *
    ...or: Todd gets no fewer than four different versions of one shovel talk, and he's fucking sick of it.

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    This is very, very, very dark. Some deep, dark parts of the human psyche will be blown wide the fuck open. There will be mentions of rape, actual rape, physical, psychological, and emotional torture.

    This isn’t without purpose or proper context. The reader is an agent of the OSS and has been captured and taken to the same facility where Hugo Stiglitz is being held prior to transfer to Berlin for execution. First and foremost, this story is, at least in my opinion, and I hope yours, about the beauty of two human souls surviving some of the most despicable depths of human cruelty for and through one another. First and foremost, this is about love.

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    Dirk pushed past [Farah], taking the remaining stairs two at a time. He opened the front door and stepped onto the porch, only to halt in his tracks at the sight of a familiar van.

    Amanda stood with her elbow propped on the mailbox, leisurely smoking. She saluted him.

    “Hey, so,” she said, taking a final drag before pitching the joint, “congrats on accomplishing what every horny, stoned groupie between here and Chicago used to dream of.”

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    Vogel finds a file while runmaging through the van, and learns he has a living relative. The only course of action he can think of is to visit her and learn the truth about his past.

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    Dirk was not a coward.

    “Come on out Icarus,” Priest cooed, his tone soft and terrifyingly menacing.

    There was absolutely no way Dirk would voluntarily go to Priest, even if it meant the agent might show him some small measure of leniency. Nope, he was just going to stay exactly where he was, huddled in a silent ball of misery and, rather heroically in his opinion, not break into hysterical sobs of terror.

    Because hello, not a coward.

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    Red and Vogel head out for some midnight ice cream when they bump into an angry little teenager named Todd Brotzman.

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    Role-swap AU - Martin has pararibulitus, Amanda is a very rowdy energy vampire.

    Martin goes to stay at the Ridgley and takes a ride in the Oh No Van.

    “We are Chaos,” her fey smile glittered. “We break things.”

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    Role-swap AU where Amanda Brotzman is an energy vampire and Martin is a shut-in with a nerve disease.

    When Amanda and her Rowdy Boys save him from a public pararibulitus attack, Martin’s life is doomed to get a lot more interesting.

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    Amanda’s visions lead the Rowdies down to the Louisiana Bayou and New Orleans on All Hallow’s Eve- just in time to help Dirk Gently deal with a homicidal biker gang, an escaped Blackwing subject with fascist aspirations, a Vodou Queen, and a missing painting of debatable importance.
    With the help of her supportive vampire boyfriend and all of her pals, it’s sure to be dangerous fun...

    An imagined Season 3, presented as a supercut of all the Rowdy 3 and Amanda Brotzman scenes.

    (Set directly after my fic “Trouble is Swell”, but can be read as a standalone.)

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    Amanda ruminates on the many different names she's had in the past.

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    6
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    44
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