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    As discovered at a ball to win the favor of a young woman in high standing, two gentlemen make their acquaintance. Mr. Fell is there with his mother to find a wife, and Mr. Starbright is there with his brother to do the same.

    They, as these things go, do not in fact find a wife. They find each other.

    And the adventures that follow.

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    Since the world didn't end Aziraphale has been hoping for things to move to the next level with Crowley. But every time he tries to get close, the demon seems to shy away. Aziraphale begins to think that maybe Crowley just isn't attracted to him that way. He decides, against his friend Anathema's advice, to try witchcraft as a way of making himself more confident, attractive, and desirable. It, of course, goes wrong, because the angel misses the footnote that warns him not to mix magic and alcohol.

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    Crowley struggles with physical intimacy. He's been repressing his sexuality for a mere 6,000 years...

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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

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    30/?
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    После не-апокалипсиса Кроули и Азирафель сталкиваются с очередной проблемой: их обоих поражает таинственная болезнь. Что это: рай или ад ниспослали на них проказу или дело совсем в другом?

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    3/4
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    28
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    As a demon stationed on Earth, Crowley is expected to know how humans work, from conception until death. But if no one bothers to tell him, then how's he supposed to know? This is the story of five times he completely missed that something sexual was happening, and one time he finally had the process explained to him.

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    Or, alternately, turn to vinegar. Or in this case, maybe both.

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    “Crawly please don’t patronize the humans, Noah’s granddaughter was quite partial to those beasts.” Aziraphale sighed and Crawly blinked in confusion.

    “I don’t understand, they still have one of the unicorn’s left if there aren't more inside. Why are you acting as if she’ll never get to see another one again?” Crawly looked as if everyone was overreacting.

    In which, Crawly has no idea what sex is and Aziraphale teaches them. In a very hands-on sort of way.

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    4/?
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    Throughout November 2019, I used the Ineffable Inktober prompts to write one ficlet per day.

    If you'd like an abbreviated read, I recommend "At the Ritz," "Crepes," "Bookshop," "Bentley," and "Drinks."

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    30/30
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    A week into the world without an expiration date, Aziraphale unfurls his wings.

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    Crowley is blissfully unaware that he sometimes talks in his sleep. Aziraphale doesn't bother to bring it up until one night when the demon falls asleep in the bookshop and says some rather...interesting things.

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    Это началось, как и большинство самых запоминающихся событий в жизни Кроули, с плохого решения; и, как и большая часть плохих решений, оно включало в себя слабый контроль над своей импульсивностью и обильное количество алкоголя. Антихрист был рождён, и Кроули накрасил губы помадой и надел каблуки, чтобы справиться с этим, но он знал, что часики тикают, и в моменты, когда время неумолимо ускользало сквозь пальцы, бутылка джина помогала найти, за что держаться.

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    Crowley reread the text one last time. Was it too direct, or too vague? Did that comma need to be there? And when in the Nine Circles of Hell did Crowley decide to add a winking emoticon?

    He quickly deleted the entire message and started over again. He had to get this right...

     

    (Or: After being pressured by Anathema, Crowley decides to tell Aziraphale how he feels through text as the angel never really bothered with newer technology. Until he did.)

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    1/2
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    Aziraphale is nude, which isn’t something that Crowley is unfamiliar with. They’ve known each other for 6,000 years, it was bound to happen. But he’s never seen Aziraphale in quite this context. This context being where he’s spread out against his bed, lips pink and parted, his eyes closed and lashes fluttering, his soft blonde curls sticking to his damp forehead, sweat gathering at his temples.

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    Aziraphale said the fuck word, and Crowley tries to convince him to say it again. He succeeds, but at what cost? (Can something be called a Cost if it's so enjoyable?) AKA Crowley's witty rejoinders get him into trouble, but it's the kind of trouble he has no complaints about.

    Inspired be a piece of fanart I'll add credit for ASAP, just need to find it again. Feel free to link it in the comments if you know which one I'm referring to.

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    23
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    359
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    45
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    Honey you're familiar like my mirror years ago
    Idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on it's sword
    Innocence died screaming, honey ask me I should know
    I slithered here from Eden just to hide outside your door

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    10
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    157
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    Post failed apocalypse Aziraphale and Crowley have been spending more time together than ever, but why is Aziraphale trying to get Crowley to go and talk to humans in the middle of dinner?

    Aziraphale admits to some insecurities, and Crowley finds that when the thing he wants is finally in his grasp it is very hard to wait even a second longer.

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    Aziraphale realizes, quite suddenly, that he wants to have sex with Crowley. Specifically, he wants Crowley to teach him everything there is to know about sex. Little does he know Crowley is an oblivious virgin who is making it up as they go.

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    Oh this? It's a prompt fill from one of my lovely tumblr followers, who asked for Aziraphale teaching Crowley how to get down. As I said "this prompt is getting filled, and so is Crowley." Do you have a prompt?? Feel free to send em in over at isoundmybarbaricyawp on tumblr!!

    Be advised, this IS my second time ever writing anything smutty so, yknow, bear with me here.

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    21
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    307
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    29
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    “I imagine it’s hard to get in the mood when someone might discorporate you at any moment,” Aziraphale muses. “Which means Hell must be absolutely full of sexual frustration.”

    “One of the main elements of Hell’s atmosphere,” Crowley agrees.

    (Or: Aziraphale discovers that Crowley has never had an orgasm, and decides to help out)

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    50
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    579
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    56
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