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    Lord Moon is something of a lone wolf, content to shun society for the comfort of his own estate in Yorkshire. However, his godmother insists that he come up to London in search of a suitable wife. Here he meets the fascinating and mysterious Baron Noir of Camden, around whom swirls a constant stream of innuendo and gossip. Is Lord Noir a rake, a rogue, or a rascal, and can Lord Moon ever trust his heart to the "Wicked Baron"?

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    41,360
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    12
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    Howard expressing his feelings, towards a certain someone, in a note to a therapist.

    It's not that long. It's also a p.o.v sort of thing.))

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    28
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    Howard and Vince want to spend a relaxing weekend together. But we don't always get what we want.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    367
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    "We thought of an idea where we went to a bar that served this magic punch that made us get really erotic and we woke up the next day in bed and thought we made love. So we thought that would be quite a good episode to do that, you know, sort of the awkwardness between us."

    - Julian Barratt

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    7
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    Vince had spent his whole life in the forest, being watched over by his pseudo father Bryan Ferry and his cohort of animal babysitters. Since he can remember, he's always been told to never venture into the North of the forest - So Naturally, the first chance he gets he goes to find out what he's been missing.

    Entire tale based on some incredible artwork by @Captainfoxgloves on tumblr

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    187
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    Howard and Vince are teenagers, and can't quite cope with saying goodbye.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
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    57
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    Vince likes sex in all it's forms. But if he had to choose? He likes Howard's Sunday morning sex the best.

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    3,030
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    165
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    The boys getting it on in as many different scenarios as possible

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    477
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    This fic is entirely based off of the Stucky fic After Hours. Also I think 17 is the legal age in England anyway idk I'm American. Sorry if this is nasty. It's just for the shock value. Anyway stan the Mighty Boosh.

    Language:
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    2,592
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    63
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    Sometimes, all it takes is blood, sweat, tears...and rain.

    A heartwarming story of teenage Howard and Vince set in the 90s.

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    English
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    11,143
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    87
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    I was re-reading "The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4" by Sue Townsend, when it occurred to me that it could easily be the diary of a young Howard Moon. Move the action to Leeds, throw in some jazz and stationery, change a few characters around, and you've written Howard Moon's teenage diary. Mind you, I had a bad cold and was running a temperature at the time, so this is very much an experiment. It may not continue, and is very likely to blow up in my face.

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    English
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    35,044
    Chapters:
    7/12
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    374
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    When you wear tight clothes like Vince does, sometimes it's hard to stop the outline of your business being on show for all to see. Thankfully, Howard kind of likes being able to see.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,359
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    136
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    Things can go down many different routes when you meet a person for the first time. A friendship can form. Maybe you make an arch nemesis. Sometimes you just give that awkward little smile people do when you pass each other in the street and accidentally make eye contact.

    Question is, what do you do when the stranger you smile at happens to be your doppelganger?

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    English
    Words:
    71,511
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    504
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    Howard Moon has written crime books but it is an unfinished series.

    Vince Noir is a single Dad who lives with his daughter Kate, she is 17 years old and very sweet.

    Howard and Vince meet one day and find out that they need each other.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    39
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    Shameless porn without plot.

    Vince takes control. Howard thoroughly enjoys himself.

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    6,382
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    157
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    There's a jazz singer who hauntingly sings at the cemetery every night, but one night in particular he decides to sing to a specific someone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    477
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    47
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    Now that Howard Moon and Vince Noir have started dating each other, Howard thought he'd be ecstatic. Unfortunately, every time they try to cross the physical boundary, Howard's touch aversion kicks in. Just as Howard is about to give up and stay a virgin forever, Vince comes up with an idea...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,166
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    265
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    These are some smutty scenes I wrote for Love Potion No. 9 and then pulled. So if you were wondering what went down when Howard and Vince finally got together or what happened in the funeral parlor bathroom here s your sexy sexy answer.

    Warning I have not written much smut, hence them being pulled. but I thought you guys might like, so here they are.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
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    10
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    Howard has gone to Leeds for his mum's birthday, Vince has stayed behind at the shop. What else to do but video call one another?

    Language:
    English
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    3,392
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    135
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    Vince and Howard get dragged along on yet another shaman scheme. This time, the Council leaves them in charge of lookout duty on their brand-new psychedelic shaman van, complete with shag carpeting. You know the saying: when life gives you shag carpeting, you... shag.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,093
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    166

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