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    When Sirius invited Harry to come live with him, Harry took the first bus out of Surrey, regardless of his uncle's wrath. Now Remus and Sirius must find a way to make Harry's burden easier to bear, while simultaneously protecting him from Death Eaters and Voldemort alike. Eventual Harry/Hermione.

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    "Boy, you open this door!"

    My name is Harry, he thought, but he dare not say those words aloud.

    When Harry grows jealous of Uncle Vernon's loving relationship with Dudley, his magic explodes, and Harry knows he's in for it. He just wishes Uncle Vernon would love him.

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    After the death of his godfather, Harry Potter receives a letter from Gringotts urging him to claim the assets Sirius left behind. While there, Harry discovers secrets about himself, his family, and the man he's been looking up to since first year.

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    Please READ & REVIEW your Opinions are desired, valued, and respected.
    Set in Harry's 6th year at Hogwarts. Surprises and an unknown power all to be unveiled. The unknown leaves Harry dazed and confused. money, homes, family, friends, and love all swirl around Harry. Not to mention the threat of the Lord Voldemort.
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    THIS STORY IS COMPLETE AND 100% Published.
    **I HAVE STARTED WRITING THE SEQUEL - Harry Potter and the Battle for Hope**
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    I DO NOT own these characters, except for few obvious original characters born in my brain.
    I would also like to thank J.K. Rowling for giving these amazing characters life so that we can all enjoy them.
    Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoy!!
    Happy Reading.

    EDITED in BRITISH ENGLISH

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    This is a story about encounters and second chances, but most of it, is a story about healing.

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    Alastair (the sorting hat) has decided, in the golden trio's 4th year, to resort Harry Potter. He thinks it's time for Harry to be himself and learn the truth, as well as open up about his horrifying, abusive past. He sorts Harry...into SLYTHERIN. Harry learns of his 'friends' betrayals, the many lies that he has been told, and...his true identity? He learned where his loyalties should lie, who his true family is, and who his true fronds are. But will he ever tell them about the abuse he has suffered? Will he ever open up? What happens when he falls in love with a man who hates his guts?

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    Ever since fourth year, Harry had been plagued by nightmares of Cedric's death. And now that The Order had saved him from the Dursleys, he was now visited by nightmares of the terrors that his uncle put him through. After an unfortunate occurrence with a boggart, everyone knows of the secrets Harry tried so desperately to hide, and he has to deal with the consequences.

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    When Vernon Dursley takes the last beating a little too far, the life of Harry The-Boy-Who-Lived Potter takes a whole new turn. Deeply buried secrets are discovered and new relationships are established. friends become enemies and enemies become friends. And how do the Goblins factor in? It is time for Harry to take control of his life, and with a little help from some trusted mentors, the wizarding world is in for a big surprise.

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    Ten year old Harry Potter's life has once again been turned upside down, this time in the shape of a six month old baby cousin. Violet Elizabeth Dursley was once the apple of her parents’ eyes. Though a late surprise newcomer to their family, she was very much welcomed, especially to a Petunia who desperately wanted a daughter to dote upon.
    Three months later, Violet summons herself a bottle.
    Suddenly no longer the only freak in the house, Harry finds himself balancing the life of a servant to the Dursleys and primary caretaker of an infant. But before he can find equilibrium, another world-shattering change occurs:
    His Hogwarts letter.
    He has a choice: give up his responsibility to Violet and hope she'll be okay or risk sacrificing the freedom suddenly right in front of him.

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    Hadrian and Celeste have only really had each other. They share a room, a cupboard under the stairs, and everything else right down to the odd matching lightning bolt scars on their foreheads. What if, by chance, there is another world that they both belong to, a world full of magic, adventures, and friends. Will their bond survive this new world?

    Any familiar characters and words in bold are J.K. Rowlings as is the main plot.

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    Harry has a creature inheritance and has mates but thanks to Dumbledore being a dick he knew nothing about it or his Uncles who were supposed to get Harry if anything happened to his parents. Dudley and Petunia are actually decent people and try to help Harry get to them and when they finally get to his uncles he finds out that not only has Dumbledore kept him away from his mates, but Dumbledore has also lied about his parents and the situation around them. So With the help of his mates, his family and a revived so-called 'dark lord' Can Harry put Dumbledore into his place?

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    Sirius was done, he did what he set out to do, sort of.
    The plan was to kill Peter. He didn't plan much beyond that, if anything. Sirius had given up on getting out of this alive a long time ago. Maybe it was loosing his friends, maybe it were the years in Azkaban. Proving his innocence didn't come to mind, maybe because a part of Sirius didn't believe that he deserved it. All he wanted was his revenge, he didn't have eyes for much more. He had forgotten that there could be more.
    Then he saw Harry, like a ghost of James but with Lily's eyes, somehow that changed things. It changed his plans. Seeing Harry brought back that spark of hope he had lost long ago, seeing Remus ignited it. Maybe he wasn't done, yet. Maybe there was more left to do. Maybe things could be better for all three of them.

    Set after Prisoner of Azkaban. It's also not canon compliant in the sense that Peter doesn't escape at the end and Sirius is proven innocent. Also, in this version the Dursley's treatment of Harry is much worse, please check out the tags.

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    When Harry begins Hogwarts, his childhood imaginary friend is still hanging around.

    Fic Submission for the first annual Tri-Writing Tournament.
    A response to 'Alexannah's challenge 'Potter and friend'.

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    Everyone tries to move on with their lives in the aftermath of the Second Wizarding War. There are not a lot of slashy scenes in this, just one or two here and there, but I hope you guys like it!

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    At a young age, Harry learned that he liked the taste of cum. After extensive emotional, physical, and sexual abuse from his uncle, Harry is sold off to a wealthy Frenchman who decides to raise Harry as his own personal sissy. There Harry meets the stoic butler, Benoit, who reveals to the boy that he is a vampire.

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    Harriet "Harry" Potter is enjoying life just being, she reads, sleeps and eat. Life is good.

    Until she gets the bloody letter from some 'magical' institution and her life is suddenly turned upside down, with a bunch of expectations on her shoulders and people claiming to 'know' and 'love' her. As if.

    Luckily, Harry can shoulder the weight of everything just fine. What she can't, however, stand for is the old coot lame attempts to manipulate her life and the annoyingly fake stutter of her DADA teacher.

    First year at Hogwarts and everything's already going to hell. Cheers.

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    After a horrible summer with the Dursleys, Harry is pushed into an awful school year. His best friend is furious with him, rumours are spreading, and his mental health is rapidly declining.

    Draco has been observing Harry since, well, first year, and as Harry slips further and further down the slope of poor mental health, Draco can't help but worry.

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    I'm rewriting the entire Harry Potter series because fuck J.K. Rowling. Also every chapter is going to be really long because I'm actually rewriting every single chapter, one by one. So expect decent breaks between each post I guess? aaaaaa
    Will include: decently accurate trauma in characters because hey things happen, you know? actual development, and more characters coming to the forefront.

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    Draco has early morning cravings. Harry doesn't hesitate to fulfil them.

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    The weight of survivor's guilt was heavy upon Harry's shoulder as he stood in the Great Hall, piles upon piles of body everywhere, but his eyes remained on the Weasleys. He was the Master of Death. He will bring them back, all of them. No matter the cost.

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