20 Works in Verence (Discworld)

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    Discworld fanart for Kinktober 2023.

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    The man’s clothes looked like a group of beggars had taken pity on him and given him their cast-offs. He looked like he’d been thrown out of a haunted swamp for bringing down the vibe of the swamp. He looked like how a hangover felt. He was not well groomed.

     

     

     

    The man looked up and gods, he looked tired. His eyes were dark little pinpricks of exhaustion and bitterness, bloodshot and sunken.

    ‘Gods,’ said the man in a voice that sounded like the gritty dregs of a coffee pot with a damp cigarette end chaser, ‘you look awful.’

    Mic had already been pitied by a Zombie today, he wasn’t going to be told he looked a mess by this human bin fire.

     

     

    In Ankh Morpork, a Banshee meets a man with backwards magic. They both have the same problem - the hourglasses of their lives are faulty, and so Death cannot allow them to die. Death's super polite about it, but still. It's a whole thing. And it's up to them to find out why, and how to fix it.

    Love & loss, a chase across the world, a found family and an inappropriate shirt.

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    Chapters:
    19/19
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    As two young Assassins prepare to graduate, two young Fools begin their woeful trudge into their new life.

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    1/1
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    The Fool’s Guild and the Assassin’s Guild shared a courtyard. It was divided down the middle geographically and temporally.

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    1/1
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    The Lancre delegation has a bit of a diplomatic knees-up in Ankh-Morpork. Nanny brought scumble.
    Written for a genius prompt. Old-fashioned pick-up lines, and a crack pairing involved.

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    1/1
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    3
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    The story begins in a rainforest in Bhangbhangduc. Along the way librarians, orangutans, witches, royalty, wee free men, travelling monks, unwilling wizards, willing locals, strange entities, talking animals, teachers and heads of government get caught up in the web. Crime, intrigue and betrayal unfold on the Counterweight Continent, which is hardly unusual. Some liberties are taken with other literary realms. It ends when it ends.

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    Chapters:
    22/22
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    28
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    5
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    Melting-pot de tous mes drabbles et OS courts en un seul point, pour me faciliter un peu la vie dans mon travail de compilation de mes anciens récits. J'en ajoute des récents au fur et à mesure.
    Harry Potter: Chapitres 1 à 18
    Les annales du Disque-Monde: Chapitres 19 à 29
    Divers: Chapitres 30 à 34
    Les Tuniques Bleues: Chapitres 35 à 39
    Je ne m'arrange vraiment pas avec l'âge, on dirait.

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    39/52
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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    1
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    Prompt:

    so in the fifth elephant it's mentioned that even Lancre sent diplomats, and I was thinking what if they just sent Magrat and she met Margolotta and they kissed

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    Magrat Garlick, witch queen of Lancre, arrives in Uberwald to attend the coronation of the Low King. Lady Margolotta takes notice. (Featuring dinner invitations, thwarted expectations, a semi-omniscient landscape, and for some reason, those cucumber sandwiches you get at fancy parties.)

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    1/1
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    3
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    Prompt:

    so in the fifth elephant it's mentioned that even Lancre sent diplomats, and I was thinking what if they just sent Magrat and she met Margolotta and they kissed
     

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    Magrat Garlick, witch queen of Lancre, arrives in Uberwald to attend the coronation of the Low King. Lady Margolotta takes notice. (Featuring dinner invitations, thwarted expectations, a semi-omniscient landscape, and for some reason, those cucumber sandwiches you get at fancy parties.)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1/1
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    Destiny and history, all those solid, fragile things, and the shapes they make for us to live in. Five conversations Havelock Vetinari has had across the years.

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    14
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    The Patrician is invited to attend the coming of age ceremony for the princess of Lancre. He sends Sam Vimes instead.

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    The Lancre delegation has a bit of a diplomatic knees-up in Ankh-Morpork. Nanny brought scumble.

    Written for a genius prompt. Old-fashioned pick-up lines, and a crack pairing involved. *grins*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    46
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    29
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    3,170
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    100 word drabbles and otherwise too-short-to-post-alone snippets.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1,195
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    Nanny visits the annual Lancre Soul Cake Tuesday festival. A good time is had by all. Well, all those who count.

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    15
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    My 2009 drabbles from the LJ community discworld100.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    Magrat, nervous about her wedding night, finds a book on it.

    Language:
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    Words:
    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    21
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    1
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    562
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    Verence used to wonder what it would be like to have a twin. This wasn't quite what he had in mind.

    Language:
    English
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    1,423
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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