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    AGITATED, yelled Anders. Why I can't imagine why, said Anders in a smart ass fashion. I mean, I came here looking for some help and instead I get rifles pointed at me, thrown to the ground, a knee in my back, handcuffed, and that fuck stain over there grabbing my cock, said Anders. So please forgive me if I seem a little bit pissy, said Anders. Chris chuckled and looked at Anders. Take the cuffs off of him, said Chris. Yes sir, said one of the soldiers and removed the cuffs from Anders. Chris looked across the table at Anders as he stood, he couldn't be more that 5' 7, maybe 5' 8. Chris noticed the man had a nice build and was handsome. But when Anders turned it was Anders ass that really got Chris' attention, it was round and small, just the way Chris like them. Can I leave now, said Anders in a frustrated tone? Chris stood and picked up Anders wallet and phone, he walked over to Anders and handed them to Anders. I'll return your fire arm once we have left the base, said Chris. Only authorized personnel can carry firearms on the base, said Chris. Whatever, as long as I get it back, said Anders. Chris liked the tenacity of this man, it was a turn on for Chris.

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    Gardening equals knowledge.

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    Elephants? A flat world on their backs, with a tiny sun? Heimdall’s balls, has the Tesseract developed a sense of humor? What has it taken him to?
    ... Where there are people, there are (usually) minds. And even without his scepter, minds are Loki’s playground. He smiles. No inconvenient brother, no Avengers, no SHIELD. He’ll rule here within a month.
    And if they resist him? What can they do, but burn?

     

    When Loki escaped with the Tesseract in Avengers: Endgame, where did he go? Wherever he went, he surely found that lessons will be repeated until they are learned …

    The Avengers, Discworld-style. A crossover for Loki and the Tesseract, but otherwise an Avengers-AU Discworld tale.

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    Todd takes his revenge on a bitchy coworker.

     

    Yes, this is suppose to be just porn.

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    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*
    EDIT: Changed the rating to Explicit because of the Porn.

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    After a bad harvest leads to a hard winter Arthur is determined to provide better crops for his people. Knowing what to get is another thing.

    But Merlin likes those kinds of food, right?

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    Moomin has some fun with a carrot

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    My self prompt:

    The weary travelers' hurried descent into the promised Sanctum plunges them into a cheerfully distorted twilight of decay and an orgy of fraying emotions and eroding morals...

    Basically it's Hell, the Tour.

    Chapter 1 is about their arrival.

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    • Part 2 of Run
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    Growing up as Bruce Wayne's ward, Dick always thought he was just a normal kid... or as normal as one could get when they spend their nights wearing a cape and fighting crime alongside a fully grown man who enjoys dressing up like a bat. However, when he stumbles across another version of himself just going about his daily life, Dick begins to realize that he is actually quite far from normal.

    He is a meta human, one with the ability to produce a specific number of clones, clones that he unwittingly created amidst the trauma of his parents' deaths. As the pieces slowly fall into place, Dick realizes that the intense migraines and sudden bouts of fatigue that he has been experiencing for years are in fact linked to his absent clones; clones who have developed their own unique personalities while scattered down drastically different paths.

    Will Dick be able to find them all? Will he be driven insane as he learns the lives that these versions of himself have lived? Will he be able to come to terms with his new identity as a powered hero? Read to find out!

    (Serious crack warning, this story is probably going to be insane. I do not apologize.)

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    In a world of semi-feral birds like eagles, swans, and pigeons. Comes a great wave of legendary adventures and sometimes twisting disasters. The story will start off from outer space where there is alien birds that watch over and know about the earth birds that include anything like an eagle, swan, or pigeon and etc. Alien birds have a prophecy and that it’s to protect the birds on planet earth to make sure they don’t be harmed or live their lives without order. Once the birds on earth meet two birds from a different planet, things in their lives will change forever.

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    What’s a harmless lunchtime game of truth or dare between friends?
    Of course Kaydel’s the one asking the questions...

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    Aziraphale hasn't been feeling himself lately, and is a little frustrated with rattling around the bookshop all on his own for a while, so decides to go and visit Crowley for when he wakes up from his nap on the 1st of July. Unfortunately there's a bit of a misunderstanding.

    I dropped some Staged easter eggs in here.

    Part of the #AwakeTheSnake celebration on twitter. Although I'm also up for #WakeySnakey #SnakeyWakey #GoodMorningCrowley #GoodMorningAngel #WakeUpCrowley as well. Take your pick.

    I wrote two fics for this occasion, much like I did for the lockdown video - one SFW and one NSFW, called "SnakeyWakey", pick whichever you prefer, or enjoy both, they have different storylines.

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    How is Ebony's life going on after the final fight with Voldemort (even though she wasn't the one who landed the final strike)? How will her relationship develop with Draco and Harry/Vampire?
    New and old obstacles are on their way to disturb her finally "happy" life in Hogwarts.

    This is our second part to our finished version to My Immortal and the Flaming of Preps, original Version by Tara Gilesbie.

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    Erestor and Glorfindel are in a casual sexual relationship. Or so they think. (Series of independent smutty oneshots)

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    The only thing worse than Jean dealing with a grocery list from Andrew is Jean dealing with grocery shopping with Andrew.

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    The roof garden Dee created for Ryo is proving well worth all the effort both men have put in.

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    "She has been thinking of this moment for eight years and she still doesn’t have an answer to this riddle."

    Akane tries to overthrow the Sibyl, needless to say it doesn't work out as planned. But sometimes failure is freeing in it's own way.

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    2/?
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    At a time of crisis, Arthur is presented with an unexpected gift and does all he can to discover the identity of his mysterious benefactor.
    A little illustrated dabble

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    Disclaimer: The TMNT are not mine. No money being made.
    Word Count: 1,645 multi-chapter Rise of the TMNT
    Summary: Leonardo's charming and carefree qualities make it hard for his brothers to take him seriously. Donatello certainly doesn't, even though he secretly wishes that he could, at least this once.
    Rated: M (rating could change)

    ~~ Written as part of the Show Your Love event for a good friend (you know who you are). You are one of the most gifted and intelligent people I've come to know over the past few years and watching you achieve your dreams has been amazing. I'm still over here in the corner cheering for you and I always will. I've taken the idea we talked about and turned it into a multi-chapter fic because it deserves a bit more exploration. I love you, my friend!

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    4/4
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    It's raining, again. Downright pissing down. Big shock in England, of course. (Not.)

    It's raining, they've all been in or just gotten back to the flat in varying degrees of grouchiness, oh and they also need food. Especially since there was meant to be a gig tonight, but it got cancelled for fuck knows what reason-- they can play in the rain, who cares? Apparently someone does.

    It's late, though not too late yet and there's nothing more on the table for the remainder of the night, so what are they going to do?

    (Or, the members of Queen learn a bit about themselves when they haven't got a gig during a rainstorm)

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    Chapters:
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