15 Works in Vang0 Bang0

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    Dream (noun): a series of thoughts, images, and sensations occurring in a person's mind during sleep; an unrealistic or self-deluding fantasy; a person or thing perceived as wonderful or perfect; some brain bullshit.

    Burger (noun): short for hamburger; a person or thing perceived as wonderful or perfect; this big guy that's probably smarter than he seems

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    2,903
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    216
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    interlock noun /ˈin(t)ərˌläk/

    An engineering feature that makes the state of two mechanisms or functions mutually dependent. In most applications, an interlock is an idiot-proof strategy used to prevent a machine from harming its operator or damaging itself.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,399
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    255
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    "How long have you been out here? Scared the shit out of me when you weren't in bed," Burger whispers, afraid to move so he won't scare the cat. This seems very important to Vang0.

    "Sorry," Vang0 says, keeping his eyes on the cat, "I've been out here for like an hour. I heard him yelling out here and - it was bothering me." There's a hint of hesitation in his voice, like Vang0 was stopping himself from saying something else. He shrugs. "So I came out to see if I could get him to be quiet."

    Language:
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    Words:
    545
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    111
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    Here is the thing:

    Vang0 Bang0 is in love with Burger Chainz. It hit him like the world’s most unhackable firewall one day; going down on Burger’s (sizeable, haha…) dick, the larger man had moaned real loud (‘cause Vang0 got skillz) and said it, those three little dastardly words. “I love you.”

    {He’s just so… so tender, Burger Chainz. Soft, disbelieving that such a fine specimen as Vang0 would wanna treat him so damn right. Vang0 doesn’t really get it; Burger Chainz is full dumbass bottom leaning, with himbo titties galore. Plus his metal jaw is kinda sexy, when you really think about it. Vang0 had been thinking about it roughly since five seconds after meeting the other man.}

    //

    aka the one where vang0 and burger are in love but the in-universe rpfers won't stop shipping vang0 and dasha and characterizing burger as this weird, aggressive, brutish asshole, and what's up with that? vang0's had enough. it is time to take action.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    386
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    “Go back and get some sleep baby,” Adrian had said as Puck cleaned the dishes off. He never liked to leave anything for later, doing everything in the moment, living and breathing in now, and Adrian never really knew why but he appreciated it. “I’ll see you late tomorrow night but don’t stay up for me okay? Keep the doors locked.” And a few minutes later, he had left, and the apartment was quieter than before. And Puck had crawled back into bed, trying to grasp onto the leftover warmth of his boyfriend.

    That was that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    844
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    166
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    “So who exactly are you looking for?” she asks as she sits down on a small armchair.
    “Me.”
    Dasha raises a well-manicured eyebrow at him, “You?”

    i.e. I use burgerbang0 and characters meeting as a backdrop for a pseudo-character study.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,775
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    110
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    Prompt: vang0 calling burger in the middle of the night to pick him up after he went by himself to investigate a lead about his past, but it turned out to be nothing

    i.e. someone asked for angst and i tried to deliver

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,511
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    136
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    Vang0 tries to work up the courage to ask Burger out.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    143
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    A stab at Burger talking about his Tragic Backstory(tm).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    97
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    Prompt: Burger Chainz needs to confess the truth... he cant actually drive.

    Language:
    English
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    993
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    93
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    Prompt: Vang0 Bang0 x Burger Chains sick fic

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    886
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    106
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    Prompt: Burger finds Vango in the warehouse and introduces him to the world

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,339
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    127
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    Prompt: Vang0 and Burger doing a charity livestream together and someone offers to donate 1000 credits for them to kiss.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    890
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    39
    Hits:
    178
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    what if they had to share a bed....

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,189
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    38
    Hits:
    171
  15. Tags
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    Vang0 Bang0 realizes he has feelings for Burger Chainz.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    568
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    45
    Hits:
    179

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