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    Vanessa has a doctor kink. Karla has a praise kink. They meet in the middle.

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    Various drabbles from the universe of the series.

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    Without Hermann in the lab with him, he was totally alone. And Newt did not do well with being alone, like, at all. With no accountability, no outside stimulation, no spite-driven need to prove someone wrong, Newt’s productivity tanked.

    But it was whatever. He could totally survive without Hermann around.

     

    Or: Hermann's in Sydney on a business trip when a kaiju attacks!

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    Hermann and Newt have their first meeting, after three years of letters to and fro, in the worst way possible. Now, they have to spend their time together fixing things. Oh, and Newt is a salamander who can't talk!

    Or: A play on the classic fairy tale of the princess and the frog with Hermann and Newt, respectively.

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    Vanessa has been in love with Karla since the day they met. After the War is over, she finally does something about it.

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    A few weeks into their capture and interrogation-slash-expert and totally planned out infliction of psychological warfare on the PPDC’s crack team of specialists (interns), the Precursors decide that the charade of Pretending to Be Newt Geiszler is a) too morally, spiritually, mentally, and vocally exhausting to continue, and b) just honestly destroying their vibe. In their laser-focused efforts to regroup and break out and enact Plan B, which is definitely a thing that exists, they get a little lax with security measures. Leave some room for error. It’s understandable.

    Their first mistake is allowing the reopening of Newt and Hermann’s Drift link.

    Hermann is given access to both Newton’s mind, and a relative play-by-play of his activities during the last ten years. He expected a lot of boredom. He did not expect it to result, apparently, in a great deal of vivid, wildly graphic sexual fantasies. One which, in particular, seems oddly relevant to their situation at hand. Useful, even. It might actually work.

    Their second mistake is significantly overestimating Hermann’s remaining dignity at this point.

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    What do you do when a father won't let you court his younger daughter until his older one is married? Why, you find a tolerant wife!

    (Or: Retelling 'Taming of the Shrew' with Pacific Rim characters and lesbianism)

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    The Gottlieb siblings are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Hermann insists he’s a sextant-spert, but if there’s another degree on his wall, I haven’t seen it. Also, this show isn’t for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What’s up, you cool baby?

     

     

     

     

    Out of all the people in the universe, the multi-verse, even, Newt Geiszler wasn't expecting to end up with a research partner who was also a host of his favorite anti-advice podcast. Or for him to be such an unrepentant dickwad. But maybe post production adds ten points of charm or likability or whatever; the point is that they've got a world to save, and the Kaiju don't care about anybody's stupid Webby Award.

    And of course, neither does Newt. Obviously.

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    Ванесса уезжает надолго в Париж по контракту, а Германну, на время своего отъезда, находит соседа по комнате. Для его же блага. Возможно, она просто забыла упомянуть некоторые детали

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    Vanessa sits down for an interview with Writer Breakdown to talk about her life and her book.

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    Hermann is wearing a sun hat and swim trunks, which would be hilarious if it weren’t so horribly conspicuous.

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    (In which Karla's brother gets a bit too embroiled in the high-stakes world of campus newspaper turf wars, Newt is an idiot, and Vanessa is herself.)

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    "Despite liking the music, however, he wasn’t sure how a front-row-guaranteed/behind-the-scenes special package and live concert was going to go. Hermann was an eighty year old in the body of a man in his twenties. He dressed like it, acted like it, and every birthday that passed brought him one year closer to living his truth."

    It's that weird era in which the Kaiju exist and the world isn't panicking too much just yet, but the war we all know is coming soon. Newt and Hermann know this too, so it's a bit like a last hurrah, eh?

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    “I fucking love Riverdale,” continues Vanessa, deadly serious. “I never miss an episode. So, as a good friendー”

    “Can we please go back to the twink collection part; I have some questionsー”

    “I am going to give you an extremely detailed recap of everything that’s happened since 2026.” She holds up a hand. “Now hush and drink your iced coffee.”

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    1/1
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    Hermann discovers, in his youth, a trunk full of sketchbooks in the attic of his family home, depicting the same man over and over again.

    Sixteen years later, Newton Geiszler, his penpal, with whom Hermann is slightly infatuated, sends him a photo of himself—one which looks exactly like the man in the sketchbooks.

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    Hermann wets his bottom lip with the tip of his tongue, taking this in for the briefest of moments, before his notoriously whip-sharp (and for good reason) mind collects this data, sorts it, and comes to the conclusion of an ingenious plan.

    Newton is not yet lost. Hermann is still his partner. And not only have the Precursors drastically counted their chickens before they’ve hatched, they made one, fatal, supremely arrogant flaw: they’ve revealed that to Hermann.

    Or, the Precursors bank on Hermann's emotional repression just a little too hard, and face the (extremely well-researched and therapeutic) consequences.

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    Connected ficlets about Hermann, Vanessa, Newton, and what they are to each other.

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    1/1
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    2
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    20
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    December, 2003. Their father would call this kidnapping. Karla prefers to call it an impromptu holiday. Hermann isn’t saying much either way.

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    Newton looks as if he’s about to fall to the floor with laughter, his eyes sparkling. “Oh my God. You have no idea how fucking cute you are, do you?”

     

     

    Hermann bristles, feeling his shoulders creep up by his ears as if to hide his blush. “I am absolutely not,” he insists, which only makes Newton giggle harder. He takes Hermann’s hand from where it’s still outstretched and swings it back and forth in the air.

     

    “You are. You so are. It’s great.” He turns back to flip over another pancake. “Blueberries okay?”

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    3
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    Karla Gottlieb is painfully, painfully in love with her best friend.

    A trip to Paris ends up being exactly the solution needed.

    Language:
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    1,568
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    1/1
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    Newton Geiszler is currently being possessed by a genocidal alien race known as the Precursors. They’ve taken over his body, leaving him a prisoner in his own mind. However, Newt has a totally awesome plan. He’s going to make a deal with them: let him prove that Earth is worth saving, and if he can’t do that, they can have his body. But convincing a hivemind full of mega-colonizers that one blue planet can be wonderful isn’t going to be easy. He’s going to need the help of his kind-of-ex Hermann, his best friend Vanessa, and one awesome Footloose remake to pull this off.

    So, naturally, they go on a road trip.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
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