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    Cable has a metal dick

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    Nate squints up at the hateful brightness of the midmorning sky. Above it’s so fucking blue. Everything his world never had. Everything he’s gonna damn well ensure Hope gets, now he’s stuck here. It’s giving him a headache.

    “Hey, much-hotter Robocop.”

    Nate startles, hand going automatically to his belt, but it’s only Wade. Must have finally gotten tired of his fervent table-macking with Vanessa. “Hate to interrupt you scheduled sulk time but can I offer you a bright glass of one hundred percent Florida sunshine to glare at instead?”

     

    Or, how in the hell does one guy with a Messiah-complex even begin to change the course of the world - especially when his main partners in salvation are 190 pounds of smart-mouthed merc you can't seem to kill and an equally smart-mouthed woman who refuses to die?

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    Cable kills Deadpool a lot. It's hot.

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    Wade deserves a little love after Vanessa, right?

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    Peter knew there was something not right with him. Why did his heart skip a beat everytime he felt Wade's eyes on him? Was he in love? If so would he fight for this love? Would he be able to win the merc's heart over Vanessa? So many questions but not enough answers.
    Yes. He was going to do everything it took to make Wade his. He was willing to go all the way even if that meant doing things a normal 16-year-old boy shouldn't do.
    "Prepare youself, Deadpool! You're going to be mine!" Peter mumbled under his breath. He was ready. "It's now or never..." he told himself.

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    A normal day in the greatest city in the world turns awry as Peter Parker is forced to reveal his identity to his long-time crush, Wade Wilson. (And Wade's ex.)

     

    Co-written by Wade Winston Wilson and God.

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    6/?
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    “Great news,” Wade says suddenly, as if he's just remembered. “We already have a kid."

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    Vanessa had learned very quickly that death had it’s perks.

     

    Granted, it was lonely, she missed Wade desperately, and Heaven TV was seriously lacking in good porn, but an omniscient point of view, a front row seat to everything happening back home? That was pretty fucking great.

     

    ---x

    POST MOVIE

    In which Vanessa has a front row seat to the Nate & Wade show, the author makes a Bechdel test joke then fails it, and Ikea furniture is enough to test any relationship.

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    Another foster home. That's all Tony saw this as. He didn't think kids got to go to back into fostering after group homes. But here he was, walking up the steps to another weird family with three other weird kids.

    So, no, he doesn't see anything coming out of this. They'll ship him off in four to five months just like all the others. They'll get annoyed and find him too wound-up even if he tries really hard not to be, just like all the others. They'll call him stupid, too, just like all the others. He's sure if it.

    And then these people do the craziest thing and... don't.

    Updates every Tuesday!

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    "The power of suggestion is a force to be reckoned with, Russell. You ever been told you'd look cute with someone? Or someone assumes you're in a relationship with someone you definitely don't even like that way? Or has your dead girlfriend ever jokingly told you not to have sex with that person you definitely don't like that way? And then you try to examine why those people think you'd like that person that way, and realize you actually might like them that way?"

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    Threesomes solve everything.

    (Threesomes do not solve everything. But sometimes they're fun.)

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    The Deadpool movies with Lady Deadpool instead of Deadpool. Why? Because I want to. I mean, look at my username. This is just what I do.

    Will be from Wanda''s pov, and I'll mostly (but not completely) focus on scenes involving Deadpool/Vanessa and Deadpool/Colossus. Mostly Colossus. I can't help it, I have a huge crush on him.

    Some things will change, because a woman would have a different perspective. And people may have a few different reactions to her, because that's how the world works.

    Please no hate, and enjoy!

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    1/?
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    There is always something more to lose.

     

    (Which means all is not lost.)

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    Instead of being bitten by a spider, in this universe, Peter gets bitten by a vampire.
    Wade, instead of becoming a science experiment gone terribly wrong, becomes a werewolf.

    Eventually they meet, and find that their particular crazy goes pretty well together!
    A story of love and fluff, and probably a shitload of angst as well, because these boys can't do anything without angst.

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    6/?
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    Wade didn’t get any younger. His player days were gone. He was forty. He was scarred. He was used. And he was desperate. His right hand didn’t give him love and comfort, only a short release. To be completely honest, he was simply lonely. Wade Wilson was a man who was at a point at which he only speculated about finally finding the one person who was right for him. And this left him restless.

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    “You’re a lot smarter than I look,” Wade says, and his muscles start to unclench beneath her. No more of that nonsense about being their parents, because fuck that. They're both better than the people who happen to share their DNA, and if Vanessa has to remind herself of that sometimes too, well. That's why he's the Solo to her Leia. Definitely not the Luke. Ugh.

    or, the one where Vanessa doesn't get fridged.

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    The gang crash at the X-Mansion, Colossus and Cable work out their feelings, and Wade rediscovers the meaning of home.

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    You and the rest of X-Force go on a mission to bust a drug lord, and Cable makes it quite known he hates beaches-- unless he's fucking you on one.

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    Set at the end of chapter 5 of Heroes and Suckers; probably doesn't make a lot of sense if you haven't read that fic.

    Wade snaps his neck and has a little chat with the missus.

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    Pitor paints a portrait.

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    2
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    4
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