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    What do you get when you take a not-dead hooker with a heart of gold, a time-sliding telepath on a mission to save the world, a pyrokinetic teenager with trust issues, and the obnoxious fucker who brought them together? Answer: a family.

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    Peters parents died when he was just a kid, he lost his aunt and uncle right after that as well, he become an orphan. His life was falling apart.
    One day the famous Tony Stark shows up and adopts him, his life changes completely. Now he’s all grown up, he has his super powers, his awesome super family, every night he fights crime, even the word accepted him as an omega hero now all he wants is to be the perfect son, the best super hero, a good friend and a good mate for his alpha.
    Deadpool in the alpha of the alphas and even tho Peter wants to lick every muscle under that skin tight suit he can’t, because he already belongs to someone else. Their every night patrols start to lead into something, but Peters life can’t let and keep Wade in, what will Peter do when he will have to choose between love and everything else?

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    There was a boy. A very strange, enchanted boy, James Buchanan Barnes had seen him. When he asked about the boy with sapphire eyes and hair the color of sunshine, they answered he wandered from very far, very far over land and sea. A little shy and sad of eye but very wise was he. And then one day, one magic day he passed Bucky's way.

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    peter parker- twenty. struggling college student, barista, best friend, nephew. meet wade wilson- thirty-two, mercenary, obnoxiously rich and honestly? just obnoxious in general.

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    Deadpool and his struggles with his own broken mind after Vanessa's death.

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    After the death of her family, Majalia, is thrust into a world she never knew existed. Okay, she knew all about Iron Man, but that was as far as her knowledge went. She had no one, but found a family. Just when she figured she would never have a love like her parents, he dropped down from the sky. Literally. Now she has to deal with over protective family, and trying to keep the fragile peace in her new home. Majalia will fight to get her happy ending. Even if it kills her.

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    Who the FUCK said aging makes you wiser? THESE TWO ARE STILL DUMB..but with more trauma than ever! Mayhem and mayhaps sadness awaits.

    Click on me please if you were part of 3k who read that first one that was kinda.....dumb if you will. THANK YOU ANYWAY.

     

    Co-created by God and Deadpool.

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    Another foster home. That's all Tony saw this as. He didn't think kids got to go to back into fostering after group homes. But here he was, walking up the steps to another weird family with three other weird kids.

    So, no, he doesn't see anything coming out of this. They'll ship him off in four to five months just like all the others. They'll get annoyed and find him too wound-up even if he tries really hard not to be, just like all the others. They'll call him stupid, too, just like all the others. He's sure if it.

    And then these people do the craziest thing and... don't.

    Updates every-other Thursday!

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    Getting over it was a shitshow. It was like stumbling your way down a dark hallway barefoot, knowing your next step could very well land you in a jackass kid’s pile of legos. Except there was always going to BE a pile of legos. Your only choice? Keep walking or sit down and give up.

    Giving up wasn’t in their vocabulary.

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    Vanessa's so hot when she's being badass.

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    Sequel to "Saudade"

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    After passing over, Wade Wilson reincarnates into another universe and successfully finds Peter Parker--except there's a problem: Peter Parker is deaf and he doesn't remember Wade at all.

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    As a deeply undisciplined person, I have plenty of projects that I start but don't get around to finishing. Eventually I got bored of staring at them and decided to post them.

    These may, one day, get finished. It's very unlikely but miracles can happen. Til' that miraculous day comes, they're just going to live here.

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    Cable had never seen another convict like him before. A weirdo who could take a metal fist to the face and hop back up with a smile firmly in place. He almost found the guy’s resilience hot as shit too. If only the mutant in the strangely tight prison jumpsuit wasn’t trying to keep him from his mission of nipping the problem of ‘Fire Fist still existing’ in the prepubescent bud.

    Sequel to Waiting Around To Die!

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    Hey, i'm Shayne Wilson. Wade is my father and i never know what he did when he leaves the house, it intrigues me a lot! Mom never told me about it, don't know why. Dad has a secret and i'm gonna find it, i think it will be cool!

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    Inspired by a kinkmeme prompt because I've been in a writing rut and this inspired me big time:
    "Nate (the Dayspring) is the ancient, more than half forgotten god of time (or whatever). Wade is himself, and he stumbles (somehow) across some of Nate’s lore and starts “worshipping” him for shits and giggles. Leaving him offerings of cereal and leftover Chinese food, prayers that are really just wade conplainjng about his day and saying amen a lot.

    But FUCKING SURPRISE Nate is real, and very excited to have his first worshipper in a thousand years."
    Hope it's up to standards!

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    Everyone's got one big love in their lives, one person that fills them up and makes them forget all the worst parts of themselves. Vanessa was Wade's, his forever girl, his dream girl, but she wasn't the only one. Cause sometimes your heart's too big for one person, or you just grow lots of em and each heart's got that one person it loves. Wade's not sure if that's lucky, or a disease he should get checked out, for now he'll say he's pretty damn lucky.

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    15
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    70
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    7
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    545
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    A normal day in the greatest city in the world turns awry as Peter Parker is forced to reveal his identity to his long-time crush, Wade Wilson. (And Wade's ex.)

     

    Co-written by Wade Winston Wilson and God.

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    “Hey, big Alpha, lonely on this particularly night?”

    Maybe Wade Wilson should not have picked up this suitor.

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    1/?
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    “Alright, my fellow mercenaries, place your bets and hold onto your dicks, ‘cause it’s Deadpool time.”

    Wade is a famous YouTuber just trying to get his head to make a little more sense. Peter is Michelle's cameraman for her Youtube channel who's too sweet for his own good. One fateful collaboration between the two channels brings these two goofballs together and changes everything...for better and for worse.

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    "Wade. What the literal fuck."

    "In my defense, I never actually specified what tools we could use. So, technically, using knives was well within the bounds of the rules."

    "Again. What the fuck, Wade."

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    4/?
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    396
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    66
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    "It's only skin, Wade," Vanessa told him, over and over again, until Wade almost felt like he could believe it.
    "Soulmates don't go away. They're part of you."

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    43
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    188
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    19
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