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    The Avengers find themselves at a dingy bar in Canada occuppied by hitmen, mercernaries and business propositions alike. Sam Wilson is surprised that something can put a look of disgust on Natasha's face.

    Weasel was slightly intimidated by the fact that this 'Black Widow' chick was able to make some of the strongest dudes in there cower at her glare. He was also kind of into that chick who looked like a less angry Rosie O' Donnell- not that he would ever admit that to Wade.

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    “So anyways,” Wade says, “this is my ex-girlfriend, Vanessa.”
    Vanessa’s legs slowly unlock from around Wade’s waist as he lowers her to the ground, smooths down her dress. But she doesn’t leave the circle of his arms as she turns, cocks her head and stares at Nate.
    It should be less intimidating coming from a tiny woman wearing a giant cat face shirt that says Live Long and Prospurr .
    It isn’t.

    Or the day after, reality hits Nathan Summers like a crotch to the face.

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    Steven scanned the other man with as much discretion as possible. He's covered in all black, except for the simple white shirt that is barely visible from within his leather jacket. Steve thinks the other man is either an artist, a scoundrel, Steve Perry or wants to be John Stamos. Whichever is the right answer, all Rogers can process is that his world is tipping out of it's axis and he feels like he might have an asthma attack soon.

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    One evening, a vigilante who has her hands full in protecting innocents crosses paths with a certain motor-mouthed mercenary. Soon, an unexpected bond forms between them.

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    “Alright, my fellow mercenaries, place your bets and hold onto your dicks, ‘cause it’s Deadpool time.”

    Wade is a famous YouTuber just trying to get his head to make a little more sense. Peter is Michelle's cameraman for her Youtube channel who's too sweet for his own good. One fateful collaboration between the two channels brings these two goofballs together and changes everything...for better and for worse.

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    "Wade. What the literal fuck."

    "In my defense, I never actually specified what tools we could use. So, technically, using knives was well within the bounds of the rules."

    "Again. What the fuck, Wade."

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    Wade accidentally starts to write his own freaky friend fiction about Cable. Sometimes life is just weird like that.

    Fill for a kink meme where Wade writes his own fanfiction about him and Cable.

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    Another foster home. That's all Tony saw this as. He didn't think kids got to go to back into fostering after group homes. But here he was, walking up the steps to another weird family with three other weird kids.

    So, no, he doesn't see anything coming out of this. They'll ship him off in four to five months just like all the others. They'll get annoyed and find him too wound-up even if he tries really hard not to be, just like all the others. They'll call him stupid, too, just like all the others. He's sure if it.

    And then these people do the craziest thing and... don't.

    Updates every Thursday!

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    Deadpool is a trouble-shooter. He sees trouble, and then he sends a high-velocity projectile into it. Unless he's forgotten the guns again, and then he just stabs it.

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    “I know I said I was up for anything--” he told Hogarth carefully, trying to surreptitiously slide the files back onto her desk.

    She slapped a hand on them and pushed them back towards him.

    “Mr. Nelson, you are one of the best lawyers on staff, and I am seriously considering the pros and cons of a potential partnership here,” she told him, staring up at him without moving her face or hand. Somehow, the files continued to dig into the meat of his palm.

    “--but it turns out,” he valiantly carried on, “I am actually and suddenly extremely busy with the destruction Jessica will cause in approximately twenty minutes, which will have nothing to do with me or any favors or bribes or anything like that—” 

    (Someone brings Team Red's (and the Punisher's) loved ones back from the dead to torture them for information on their vigilantes. Hogarth coerces Foggy to handle the resulting legal fallout and he is both the worst and best person for the job.)

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    Angel Dust has a change of heart and gets Vanessa away from Ajax.

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    A collection of Ironman/Deadpool (ironpool) drabbles inspired by tumblr prompts.

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    Everyone is born marked, and they live knowing that somewhere out there is their other half, a corresponding soul with the same mark.

    Thanos wins, and suddenly half the people in the universe are gone, just like that.

    What happens to the half that’s left?

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    Based off prompt #56: Wade is a huge fashion designer that no one has seen and Peter is hired to be his model.

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    "I got one of my sources tellin’ me Wade Wilson, fucking Deadpool, is going to make an appearance," Jameson says. "You know how big that is kid? That’s recluse coming out of a billion dollar hiding hole big. I want you on the ground floor, I want you taking the first goddamn picture of that pompous scarred sonofabitch and coming back here to print first thing, you got that?”

    Peter's head hurts.

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    “What the fuck?” The other man questioned, pulling back. His eyes were filled with a thousand different emotions as his eyebrows pulled together. Peter could feel a ghost of Wade’s emotions (because that’s who this must be), and he knew that the bond had been made. They were connected. They were-

    “You’re supposed to be dead.” Peter’s eyes filled with tears, his voice cracking on that last syllable.

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    Peter Parker and Wade Wilson, finding Vanessa dead and having never met, assume the second body is their other soulmate. When they meet in a market ten years later, they both have a chance they never thought they would get again-- a chance at love.

    But can they find a way to be happy as two thirds of a whole?

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    Wade tells Vanessa about his threesome with Cable and Colossus. With sex. Come on, you knew that. You saw the rating.

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    A normal day in the greatest city in the world turns awry as Peter Parker is forced to reveal his identity to his long-time crush, Wade Wilson. (And Wade's ex.)

     

    Co-written by Wade Winston Wilson and God.

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    Vanessa arranges Wade's fantasy threesome as a birthday/"thanks for going back in time to bring me back from the dead" present.

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    Oh come on. Wasn’t bad enough he was finally dying? Now some weirdo made at least one quarter out of indestructible metal had to invade his new digs (read: super mutant prison) and threaten to kill the baby faced, fire flinging pre-teen ‘the man’ had locked him up and thrown away the key with.
    The only saving grace of the whole messed up situation? At least the hyper violent Hobo With A Shotgun had the hots for him.

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    High School AU. Wade's seventeen and on his last year on a new school, and like every other teenager, he doesn't know what the hell he's doing.

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    Suck at summaries, just saw Deadpool 2 and then The Goonies and this happened!

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    Sequel to "Saudade"

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    After passing over, Wade Wilson reincarnates into another universe and successfully finds Peter Parker--except there's a problem: Peter Parker is deaf and he doesn't remember Wade at all.

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