10 Works in Vanessa Carlysle/Nathan Summers/Wade Wilson

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    In which Cable moves in with Wade and Vanessa, and the predictable ensues.

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    900
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
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    Hi, readers! Deadpool here. This is where I summarize the thrilling conclusion to our family saga in a short but intriguing blurb that’ll get you to click. Gosh, there’s so much pressure. It’s like trying to pee with someone watching. Oh wait, I do that all the time. Join me as we pull our shit together, defeat the forces of evil, and have a baby.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    102
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    Bookmarks:
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    “Wade and I have a tradition whenever one of us turns out not to be dead.” She smiles at Cable politely. “Would you like to stay for dinner?”

    “And by dinner, she means bare minimum twelve hours of the most animalistic ravaging of each others’ naughty bits that you can see outside Bangkok, big boy. Really putting the freak in fan-freaking-tastic multi-orgasmic cum-marathon.”

    “So what do you say?”

    Cable grinds his jaw for a second, but honestly, who would pass up these A-listers?

    “Why the hell not?”

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    15
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    3
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    “Wade and I have a tradition whenever one of us turns out not to be dead.” She smiles at Cable politely. “Would you like to stay for dinner?”

    “And by dinner, she means bare minimum twelve hours of the most animalistic ravaging of each others’ naughty bits that you can see outside Bangkok, big boy. Really putting the freak in fan-freaking-tastic multi-orgasmic cum-marathon.”

    “So what do you say?”

    Cable grinds his jaw for a second, but honestly, who would pass up these A-listers?

    “Why the hell not?”

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    English
    Words:
    1,872
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    51
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    210
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    In which Nathan Summers tries to balance fatherhood, a sexual awakening, family dinners, and saving the world.

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    English
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    60,110
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    163
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    243
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    26
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    What do you get when you take a not-dead hooker with a heart of gold, a time-sliding telepath on a mission to save the world, a pyrokinetic teenager with trust issues, and the obnoxious fucker who brought them together? Answer: a family.

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    English
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    33,200
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    199
    Kudos:
    352
    Bookmarks:
    75
    Hits:
    3197
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    Cable had never seen another convict like him before. A weirdo who could take a metal fist to the face and hop back up with a smile firmly in place. He almost found the guy’s resilience hot as shit too. If only the mutant in the strangely tight prison jumpsuit wasn’t trying to keep him from his mission of nipping the problem of ‘Fire Fist still existing’ in the prepubescent bud.

    Sequel to Waiting Around To Die!

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    16,853
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2327
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    “So anyways,” Wade says, “this is my ex-girlfriend, Vanessa.”
    Vanessa’s legs slowly unlock from around Wade’s waist as he lowers her to the ground, smooths down her dress. But she doesn’t leave the circle of his arms as she turns, cocks her head and stares at Nate.
    It should be less intimidating coming from a tiny woman wearing a giant cat face shirt that says Live Long and Prospurr .
    It isn’t.

    Or the day after, reality hits Nathan Summers like a crotch to the face.

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    5,248
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    81
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    491
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    Oh come on. Wasn’t bad enough he was finally dying? Now some weirdo made at least one quarter out of indestructible metal had to invade his new digs (read: super mutant prison) and threaten to kill the baby faced, fire flinging pre-teen ‘the man’ had locked him up and thrown away the key with.
    The only saving grace of the whole messed up situation? At least the hyper violent Hobo With A Shotgun had the hots for him.

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    English
    Words:
    18,592
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    271
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    4343
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    Threesomes solve everything.

    (Threesomes do not solve everything. But sometimes they're fun.)

    Language:
    English
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    6,043
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    569
    Bookmarks:
    119
    Hits:
    3386

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