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    Success for its own sake is a waste of time and effort, its glow fading as soon as the award is stashed with all the others and forgotten by all but the winner. Success only matters when it means someone else has been defeated.

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    6
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    1
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    Deirdre Robespierre's maiden name was Jean-Lambert-Tallien. She had to explain to Reggie that her last name was the name of one of Robespierre's rivals.

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    Jacqueline's on one of the worst flights of her life. Can an unexpected passenger help change that? (Probably not.)

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    *EDITED AND IMPROVED* Ralphio was the hottest boy in school...and Zachariah's best friend. Zachariah wanted to be everything Ralphio was...until SHE came along...

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    8/?
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    It's time for the 100th Annual Hunger Games! For this Quarter Quell, the Capital has somehow brought in characters from many different universes! Big mistake.

    Based about a couple years after COD: ZW

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    3
    Hits:
    265
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    The credits to The Bourne Identity rolled. "That's me," the stranger said.

    "You're the hero?" Titus asked skeptically as he got up to rewind the tape. He looked nothing like Matt Damon. His jawline was superior, to start with.

    “No, I mean how the rogue agent knows things but doesn't know why he knows. Difference is I know I can fly a helicopter, build a bomb out of household chemicals, and field-strip an antimateriel rifle, and I got a good idea why, but I get blindsided by the normal shit I can do, like load an icebox so the meat don't get dripped on, or boil a shirt.”

    “Far be it from me to judge what is and is not normal,” Titus said, “but normal people don't boil shirts.”

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    41
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    9
    Hits:
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    Or that Sonic Drive-in commercial with Ellie and Jane…with an added #KimmyJacq twist!
    It’s short and sweet. The usual disclaimers…

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    1/1
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    4
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    16
    Hits:
    268
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    It's time for the 100th Annual Hunger Games! For this Quarter Quell, the Capital has somehow brought in characters from many different universes!

    Language:
    English
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    21,392
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1181
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    A routine trip to the therapist turns out much different than Kimmy could've ever imagined. (originally published May 19th, 2017)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    54
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    769
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    Kimmy gets home from a date, and happens to be wearing a particularly horrible scarf. Titus notices.

    Language:
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    Words:
    420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    295
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    Jacqueline lets herself in.

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    101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    281
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    Just a silly one-shot featuring Titus and Mikey before their first date. Begins in season 2, episode 4 when Titus is helping Mikey put together a first-date outfit. Solves the pressing problem of there being no Titus/Mikey fics available and explores what the heck happened to Titus's clothes between episode 202 (when Mikey rescued them from the dumpster) and 204 (when he didn't have anything fabulous to wear to his date with Titus).

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    After a whole day of rowing--ending in the machine's counter to break--Kimmy is sore and Xanthippe's feeling...generous.

    This is from season 3 so if you haven't seen it, there aren't many spoilers just some jokes that might be missed.

    Series
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    3,143
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2113
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    This is her toughest mission yet, and there’s no way she won’t succeed. Deirdre Robespierre was built to succeed.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    696
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    Jacqueline and Deidre end up alone.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    20
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    Double drabble. Crack. What it says in the title.

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    200
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    137
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    A normal trip to the therapist helps Kimmy realize something she would've never imagined.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    865
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    This is a play on the opening scene of Season 1 Episode 9: Kimmy has a Birthday!

     

    “To quote Virginia Slim, a skinny Southern drag queen I know: "You've come a long way, baby.””
    " Uh, doy. I'm getting my diploma, I have a boyfriend, and I finally have a bra that fits right, thanks to that bra salesman in the other van.
    “Damn it, Kimmy.”

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    English
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    2,137
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
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    “This apartment is only big enough for one gay weirdo at a time, Kimantha.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1034
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    Jacqueline has the most anxiety-filled flight of her life. An unexpected fellow passenger makes her forget all of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,031
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    869

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