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    Tywin Lannister discovers the true identity of his cup bearer at Harrenhal. Now, with another bargaining chip in his possession, he has a chance to turn the war. Arya Stark, despite her best efforts, falls back into the Game of Thrones. To survive in a lion's den, a wolf has no choice but to adapt.

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    For if Lyanna was the wild northern beauty, then Elarra was that of the northern moon-a softer, paler luminescence hanging high above the icy lands of her father. In truth, Lyanna was the beautiful Stark girl and Elarra could only ever be pretty in comparison. Lyanna burned too bright, laughed too fetchingly, and raged too thunderously in the space set aside for both Stark girls that it seemed almost natural that Elarra was so often overlooked. Elarra was solemn where her sister was fiery, cautious where her sister was daring, and deferential where her sister rebelled. But for all that they failed to understand each other, a bond mightier than valyrian steel bond the sisters to one another. For the Lady Elarra doted on her wild sister while the Lady Lyanna adored her solemn sister. There was not a single thing that could dare hope to part them.

    Until Rhaegar Targaryen bestowed a wreath of winter roses that tore their lives asunder.

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    “You’ve always known exactly what she is, and yet you loved her anyway.”

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    Jaime had always known exactly what his family was, and yet he loved them anyway, and tore his heart out trying to protect them. (Sometimes, even, from each other.)

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    in which Tommen discovers a new favorite band, Tyrion pays Jaime a favor, Jaime gets to reconnect with at least one of his children, Brienne is a responsible adult who might want to act up on a few fantasies, Loras and Renly are pro enablers and everyone is down with some healthy dismissal of gender roles.

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    After Tywin Lannister informs Cersei and Tyrion of their respective arranged marriages the two siblings share some wine and words.

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    AU: She used to tell Jaime that no one else in the world mattered, except for the two of them. And the fool had gone off and died, leaving her here by herself.

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    "Love him for me,” Jaime begs, and how it pains her to see him reduced to such things. Her golden brother should have the world handed to him on a platter. “Be his protector when I can’t. He’s a good boy, Cersei–– clever and quick and kind, so kind. Please, Cersei, promise me.”

    Jaime makes Cersei promise, and a Lannister always pays her debts. The Westeros Daenerys finds is much different for it.

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    “Jaime?”

    “Brienne, I didn’t think the men’s bathroom was —” The joke falls extremely flat, since he has to stop talking and heave all over again.

    A moment later, there are steps behind him.

    “You’re not all right,” she huffs, and then kneels down next to him, gently keeping his head up.

    “What —”

    “Shit,” she says, her hand moving to his forehead. “You’re burning up. Why did you even come in today?”

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    Jaime Lannister was born with the mark of a truth-teller on his left hand.

    He knows, always, when a man is lying or shading the truth. More than a learned skill and practiced instinct, it’s his gift; falsehood tastes foul and bitter on his tongue.

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    It’s a dangerous, dangerous gift.

    Men have lived and died on a truth-teller’s word. Lords have risen and been torn down.

    Even kings have fallen.

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    (Even when I can't see it) - Brianna Albers

    Jaime Lannister is still grinning that false grin at her. Berena stares at him, almost stricken, wishing he’d stop it, and his green eyes flicker like flames and then burn colder. “You can’t imagine how pleased I am to finally meet my bride.”

    This is not directed at her, but at Ned. She’s not even worth the direct acknowledgement, apparently. This is between them. He loathes Ned- likely for calling for his head for treason and successfully stripping him of his position- and this is the best blow he can strike. You named me a Kingslayer, but it will be your little sister, your honorable flesh and blood, in my bed, Stark.

    She can feel Ned tense, and unthinkingly, reaches back and grabs his arm without looking at him. “And I,” Berena lies sweetly, shrilly, and with eyes hard as stone, “am so pleased to finally meet my bridegroom, my lord. They speak of you and your valiant deeds from here to the Wall.”

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    In a series of prim movements, she pulls her shift down over her legs and blows out the last candle, and it occurs to him how bizarre it all is, that they can be made of the same flesh and the same blood and yet wear their bruises so differently.

    A collection of oneshots about Cersei and Jaime Lannister, and their years growing up in Casterly Rock and growing apart in King’s Landing.

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    A bargaining chip was needed, and so a bargaining chip was made. A young girl, ripped away from her family, was thrust into a new life, one where she needed to learn poise and grace to survive. So she learned, she learned and she adapted, and as she did, she was given a new name, one to fit her new life, and so was Brannelle Lannister born.

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    For his entire life, Jaime Lannister has only known the comfort of one woman, his twin sister, Cersei. Surely, if they came into the world together, they would leave it together. Or so he'd been foolish to assume.

    When Brienne of Tarth, that great beast of a woman, comes headlong into his life, the Kingslayer's life is forever changed. For better or worse.

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    A fun and sexy Christmas-set installment of my modern AU high-school Cersei/Melisandre series, "The Witch and the Bitch." No need to have read the others in the series to understand the plot/references, just a love for reading about badass women having fun.

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    After losing his hand, Jaime Lannister can't even tie a tie around his neck. But Cersei is here to help...if she can use him as she wants.

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    “Wow,” Brienne says, “that’s red. And there’s a shark in there?”

    “Yes,” he answers. “It’s my father’s, well, technically it was his wedding present for my mother, and she’s been here for years.”

    “Holy shit,” she whispers, and he’s never heard her swear before. “Okay, two things. First, I’m not buying it until I see it. Second, no offense, but you rich people are weird.”

     “Can’t disagree,” he says, raising his hands in surrender. He knows it’s weird. Hell, he knows they’re weird, and not just because of the shark. “But wait, did you just say you want to see her?”

     “Lannister, I can’t even believe I’m having this conversation, but if you really have a shark in here of course I want to see it.”

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    “My father, hm, he happens to be a regular client of Waterford’s. I mean, the crystals factory.”

    “Okay,” she says, hoping this isn’t going where she thinks it’s going.

    “His entire damned house is filled with that stuff. Like, glass everywhere. He eats from crystal plates, for — well, I might have spent years with cold sweat every time I had to have dinner with him because of course he wouldn’t settle for less and I was scared shitless I’d break one of the plates. Anyway, when I was twelve, my brother happened to break one of those vases of his.”

    … This is going exactly where she was thinking it would, damn it, and — she’s met Tyrion. She thinks she has a clue of how badly Tywin Lannister would have taken it if he found out he broke the thing.

    “Since I knew my father would have been way less terrible to me than to him,” Jaime sighs, “I, uh, said it was my fault.”

    “He didn’t —”

    “He made me pick the whole thing up with bare hands,” Jaime says, sounding entirely too detached about it for it to be remotely healthy.

    “What the fuck,” she blurts without even trying to stop herself.

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    Based on a prompt by guest T.

    In which Tywin, angry that his family is out of favor with the crown, has Myrcella try and seduce Jon, the younger, unmarried prince. The (not) only problem is that Jon is in love with Arianne, who isn’t about to let him go.

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    Jon Snow is Killed at Winterfell, with his spirit now stuck in Ghost. The Fractured Realm begins to crumble, with a climactic final battle at Harrenhall. Unfortunately, the forces of Fire are destroyed, and as the Night King walks across the Frozen God's Eye, Bran Stark sends the consciousness and mind of Jon Snow into the past, to make sure that all the right blocks fall into place to make sure that the White Walker's Fail. Unfortunately for Jon, that Person is Cersei Lannister, whose identity is stolen, at Birth.

    Jon Snow, in the body of Cersei, now has to ensure that the child of Rhaegar and Lyanna grows up into the Hero the world needs and to stop the Bloodshed that made it easy for the White Walkers to crush all resistance, whilst remembering who she really is.

    Show!Jon steals the infant body of Book!Cersei (So White Walkers are Others, Euron is trying to Summon Cthulu etc)

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