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    Dan follows where he was looking before turning back to him, sighing. “Yeah, those are the Minyards.” Neil tries to fein confusion but lands somewhere between insincerity and bafflement. Dan catches the apple Renee throws across the table and tosses it back, like a game of catch. She’s still talking to Neil, though. “They’re bad news. I wouldn’t try to talk to them, Neil.”
    Neil doesn’t take any of what Dan said seriously. He absently starts biting his lips, peeling back the skin, leaving them raw.

    yes it's a twilight au.

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    Izuku, who's not like other boys, meets mysterious and reserved Katsuki (who's very mysterious and reserved), and falls in love, though he knows something as beautiful and mysterious as Katsuki wouldn't fall in love with someone as plain and weird as Izuku. Imagine his surprise when Katsuki asks him out on a date and a new relationship blossoms.
    What would go wrong?

    Or:

    I make fun of Twilight without writing Twilight fan-fiction because I don't want to use the tags because Twilight fans are toxic and scary and fu-

    I personally like my version better.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    26
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    3
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    Twilight but Bella has more common sense. But it comes at the cost of her being oblivious to romantic gestures and still feeling bad for Edward no matter what he does.

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    English
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    24,661
    Chapters:
    18/?
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    7
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    13
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    2
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    1450
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    Expecting Edward to turn her into a vampire was stupid. He was morally opposed to the whole concept.

    Meanwhile, Carlisle had sired half the coven. All Bella had to do was get him alone and get into a tragic, but not immediately fatal, accident.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    198
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    10
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    1262
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    When Tina Garbage moved to a creaky house that was almost certainly haunted in Forks, Washington, with inhumanly handsome neighbors and constant gray skies, she noticed right away that this town was weird. The teachers all seemed to have a quirk, there was always a mysterious fog hovering around, and this strange family, the Cullens, seemed to captivate all of the students in her school. Tina quickly found herself investigating the happenings in this town, not knowing how crazy things were going to get.

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    20/?
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    15
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    2
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    Talking a relentless, bloodthirsty Victoria out of vengeance was easier said than done, but Bella was up to the challenge.

    …hopefully.

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    1/1
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    12
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    187
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    16
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    1226
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    For once, Bella was going to make her clumsiness work in her favor. All she had to do was get hurt, get some blood dripping, and get her vampire boyfriend to turn her while he was wild with bloodlust.

    There was no way this plan could go wrong.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    162
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    12
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    After the whole vampire thing didn’t work out, Bella explores her options.

    “Hey, Jacob…what would happen if you bit me?”

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    370
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    192
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    19
    Hits:
    1195
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    “You know,” Bella called out from the dressing room as she tried on yet another outfit that Alice had picked out, “you could make me your sister right now, if you wanted.”

    “I’m not gonna turn you,” Alice said. “Edward would never let me hear the end of it.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    195
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    21
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    Harry Potter/Twilight Crossover. AU. OOC. One-Shot. Complete. Harry works for the ICW and is sent to Forks to investigate the increase in vampire activity in the area. Inspired by Dinnerladies series 2 episode 1 "Catering" and the character of 'Philippa.'

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    1/1
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    15
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    162
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    31
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    James had bitten her. Bella Swan was changing into a vampire, and there was nothing anyone could do about it.

    “We have to do something about this!” Edward cried out from somewhere above her.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    188
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    (This will almost exactly follow the plot of twilight kind of, lmao. Enjoy this mess. It won't be written seriously heads up)

     

    Hinata is new in town and his bio partner is big sexy and watches him sleep.

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    9/26
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    891
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    Bob meets Jacob and they fall in love.

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    1/1
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    6
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    1
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    "Who is this Edward Cullen?" 'Outrage' was an emotion that Pein was just not used to. This man... Edward Cullen... cannot be killed. A mere immortal. "I want him dead."

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    HE WAS MY OWN EDWARD CULLEN. OLDER, POWERFUL, WILLFUL, AND OBSESSED.

    Sink into this heart-wrenching cautionary tale about the dark side of love.

    In a desperate attempt to end a chaotic and abusive relationship with her father’s closest friend, Alyssa Birch leaves the familiar comfort and isolation of her home in New York to live in England with her estranged mother.

    But trouble finds a way of creeping back into her life, and she can’t help instantly falling for her new high school teacher - a mysterious, captivating, and dangerous man, whose intentions toward Alyssa may be far more sinister than she can imagine.

    Gripping and deeply immersive, A NEW CALLING will keep your eyes glued to the page, down to the very last word.

    Content warnings: this work contains profanity, relative descriptions of violence and death, sexual assault, dubious consent, child abuse, physical and emotional abuse, drug misuse, suicidal thoughts, suicidal attempts, and self-harm. Reader discretion is advised.

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    35,565
    Chapters:
    11/?
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    566
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    Dusk is just another word for Twilight.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    136
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    This Twilight fan-fiction depicts the empathetic, Charlie Swan, father to Bella Swan, in a passionate relationship with the magnanimous, Carlisle Cullen, adopted father of Edward Cullen. Here, these strong and caring fathers collide in an explosion of intense lustful desire. I hope you enjoy.

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    520
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    It’s basically me summarizing the Twilight movies in a funny way

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    English
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    484
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Cathie Morland is a freshman at Bath High School, and she loves Twilight more than anything. If only real life could be like fiction!

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    2,334
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    403
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    two unlikely lovers fall in love.

    Language:
    English
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    1,061
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    739

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