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    Werewolves are slowly taking over the town of South Park, and it looks like the goths and the vamp kids are the only ones who can stop this outbreak. But when one of the goths gets attacked by the head werewolf, she claims she's fine. But when her friends start to notice that Henrietta's behavior has become more...wolfish, they have to find out who the head werewolf is, or risk her becoming one of them!
    The suspect list keep piling up, and it doesn't help when a hipster kid is getting in their way every chance he gets! Can Pete, Michael, and Firkle destroy the head werewolf? Or will the head werewolf destroy them?

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    “So…can I ask some questions?” Tony asked.

    “Ask, it doesn’t bother me. Much.”

    “Garlic?”

    “Love it.”

    “Good thing since it runs in this Italian blood of mine that you seem to like so much. Um, stake in the heart?”

    “That would ruin anyone’s day.”

    Tony grinned. “Coffin?”

    “No back support. Incredibly uncomfortable.”

    "You don't sparkle, do you?"

    ****
    Stephen is dealing with some changes after he's trapped in another dimension. Tony handles it better than he thought he would.

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    Doom has a problem. A vampire problem. And he turns to the only person he can think of who can help him.

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    Vampire Luke/Rey AU

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    I never gave much thought to how I would die- and frankly I didn’t give a fuck. To be honest, I never thought dating a clumsy nerd would lead to this.

    Across the room his soulless, red eyes peered at me through the darkness. He smiled an unnervingly pleasant smile, as if we were just sitting down to a nice cup of tea- instead of planning to rip my fucking head off.

    It was a pretty shitty way to die. It was all the fucking nerds fault. I can’t really blame him though; wait yes I can. Although he was just doing what he thought was right -emphasis on thought- he fucked up. He fucked up big time.

    God damn it. None of this would have ever happened if I hadn’t have moved here, if I’d stayed in Arizona like Troye had wanted me to. Fucking Sporks. Who names a town Sporks anyway? Whatever though. I can’t say I’m too happy about my impending doom but I guess it has been a good ride. When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's unreasonable to grieve when it comes to an end. I can still complain about it though.

    His smile remained unfaltering as he lumbered forward, undeterred, to kill me.

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    Axel and Valerie were having a conversation about vampires. Fenrich eavesdropped on their conversation and decided to butt in after Valerie casually insulted Valvatorez.

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    Victoria wants everyone dead, the wolves and the vampires are about one undercooked steak from civil war, and Bella Swan is increasingly less certain of the immortal fate she thought she wanted.
    Bodies are popping up all over Seattle, teenagers are being snatched from the city streets, and two young hunters are forced to confront a tremendous loss in their pasts that could change the fate of a whole town forever.

    In the middle of the chaos, Bella starts having dreams of another life; a life full of monsters that make Victoria look like a Scooby-Doo villain, of guns and magic and an unlikely family that was soaked in blood and bonded with something so much thicker.

    Bella has to face that she might not be who she thinks she is, Charlie might not be who he says he is, and forever might not be all it’s cracked up to be.

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    Because Quil and Claire cannot ever end well. Part of the Monster Men series. Claire wishes she can go back to childhood, but all that is left is hatred...

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    Embry Call had always been the odd one out. Never imprinting when everyone else had until he finally does on the least person he would expect. Because whatever his imprintee is, it's not human.

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    Claire needs seperation, to discover herself without an imprint attached to her, but she finds something else along the way.

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    (Twilight AU -- the author has never read/watched Twilight though, keep that in mind) Lovino Vargas moves to a small town and meets a hot guy named Antonio. But Antonio has a secret. And Lovino? Well he's pretty much just done with his shit. That's it.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.

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    There are some things humanity has forgotten. There are things humanity never knew in the first place.

    We live in the third age. Three times Cetus, Elder God of the deep and dark places, Old One of time, has wiped Earth's timeline and started it anew.

    This time, things are different. The Elder Gods regret the curses they've placed on humanity. It has come to the point that Cetus even weakened himself to protect us from a possible apocalypse. Now, humans and 6 demihuman species live away from each other.

    Now, the Iluuminati, ancient and wise, have begun bridging the gap. Though humanity as a whole is far from ready, we grow close to a possible fourth age.

    Vampyres, Draug, Succubi, Lamiae, Arachne, and Forgotten are beginning to spread.

    And as a final gift before a dead and dreamless sleep, Cetus reactivates an ancient soul, the bridge between the mortal and the Divine.

    O Titania, your wings shine true. From when do you come? And to where will you go, this time?

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    Thought of this in the middle of the night and couldn't stop laughing. "Princess" Harry is kidnapped and taken to the Slytherin kingdom. The rescue mission takes an interesting turn.

    Shounen-ai, cross dressing/laid back Harry, Luna is DBZ Abridged Mr. Popo, Ginny is the fail Knight in Shining Armor, movie/TV show references, an appearance by Edward Elric, segment of Twilight bashing, gushing mothers, mentioned mature content, OOCness of course, foul language, mentioned MPreg

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    Ryan was born an incubus and survived his life up until this point without anyone but his mother knowing. When he winds up getting a bit too hungry at work one day, the secret gets out and things spiral quickly out of control. He's left with the decision making of who he lets into his demonic life and when. Lust, love, and sometimes just flat out need clash together and his once friends start to become something more to him.

     

    Originally a oneshot from this prompt; "Could you possibly do a one shot about one of the guys in AH being an Incubus and getting distracted by the other guys? It doesn't have to be too sexual, I just loooove collecting incubus stories lol <3"

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    “Hey, mate! Having a good time over there?” Niall’s voice is way too loud for the suffocating silence on Louis’ end.

    “I killed Harry.” Louis’ lip trembles and he feels dangerously close to crying again, throat and chest aching.

    “Congratulations! I'm happy for you two.” Louis can't help but let out a dry laugh.

    “No, Niall. I think I honestly killed him, he still hasn't woken up.”

    or: life after death.. an epilogue following Harry's first few days after being changed

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    Elijah never thought that his beloved human, Isabel Petrova would be alive, but yet Esther had made it clear that she was in fact alive and living in a small town known as Forks.

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    The trees are flying by as I'm racing down the highway.
    'I'm near', I think, pleased. 'And when I find them, I'm gonna kill them!'

    About one week before Isabella Swan moves to Forks, she starts having dreams. Strange dreams.
    Should she trust the bad feeling that bubbles up when she meets the Cullen family or will Edward still manage to dazzle her?
    And what is Charlie trying to hide from her?

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    Based off a prompt from a wonderful anon who gave me this:

    “119 years old and Cassidy was starin' after that preacher with hearts in his eyes like that poofy-haired fucker from Twilight. He'd even felt a pang at the line about that blank faced chit being his brand of heroin. The thought of doin' lines off Jesse's chest, feelin' the muscles in his stomach quiver… Ah, but goddamn he's fallen so hard and fast into this addiction. Cassidy could sooner go sunbathing than pry his eyes off Jesse”

    It turned into a feeding fic.

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    All her life, Rose has been fascinated by scars.

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    8
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    38
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