13 Works in Tsar Lunar Lunanoff X | The Man in the Moon Being an Asshole

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    Pitch has given up the idea of world domination but he longs for at least a few believers-some sort of balance. As he wanders the woods he finds Jack. A lonely spirit desperate for someone to see him.
    Together they see their mutual pain and find mutual love.

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    There was a crack in his tail from just below his crotch to the tip of his tailfins. It didn’t hurt quite as badly as it looked, but it itched like crazy.

    Stupid New Moon. Stupid Pitch.

    Stupid Moon in general, for making him and then dumping him in the water without a by your leave. What kind of name was ‘Jack Frost’ for a merman anyway?!

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    "The words are going mute
    I can't find the remote to switch them back on
    Same goes for those voices in my head
    That repeat the things I don't want to hear"
    -overwhelmed

    Silence isn't as golden as they say.

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    Chapters:
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    15
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    Pitch became the bogeyman by accident, so who's place did he take? Raven Fear is a girl with no past or purpose, so it seems. She knows only darkness and her deep hatred for MIM. When she is chosen as a new Guardian to help with the next epic battle with Pitch, the Guardians have to learn to trust this girl from the shadows. Jack seems to be the only one willing to trust her... Because with her snarky attitude and unpredictable, chaotic tendencies... she reminds him of someone.

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    1/?
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    Pitch is a vampire king that just wants to bind a warlock. Free magic to use against the guardians who are so insistent about protecting his food source, what could go wrong? Unfortunately for Pitch, said warlock is far from cooperative.
    Jack is a warlock that just wants to spend his life having as much fun as possible. Freedom is his only goal in life, unfortunately a very stubborn vampire king is insistent about binding him.
    The clock is ticking for both in more ways than either can imagine.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
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    44
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    363
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    76
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    Jack, an orphan with amnesia, is unknowingly the lost frost prince of Russia. Tsar Lunar is offering a reward to anyone who can find his grandson, and Aster is eager to con his way into winning a mountain of money. Jack is the ideal actor to play the prince... maybe too perfect for the part.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    22
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    131
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    27
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    Inspired by the song “Hold On” by Colbie Caillat.
    This story runs along with the movie, but Jack never regained his memories from his teeth, and the NK isn’t nearly as horrible as the actual back story from the books. I did draw on the back story a bit but not in a spoilery way.

    Kozmotis Pitchiner was the greatest of the Golden Warriors, commanding a ship patrolling the known universe, until his ship crashed on a small blue planet called Earth. Stranded on Earth, he ends up becoming the Nightmare King.

    What Kozmotis, now called Pitch Black, doesn't know, is that he was not the only survivor of the crash.

    Jack Frost died in the crash and was resurrected by the Man in the Moon, missing all his memories and alone.

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    127
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    23
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    At the start of humanity, the man in the moon (MIM) sees people dying when it isn't their time, witnesses babies being born when they shouldn't be, and realizes he needs spirits to control life and death. But first, he needs to find the right candidates. Soon enough (for MIM at least), in post WWI Germany, a girl named Monika Mortem dies. She is chosen as the Spirit of Death. Soon later, a girl from a Zulu tribe named Anis Kuphila dies of malaria. She is chosen as the Spirit of Life. If the two were to ever meet, MIM had realized, chaos would ensue. So he made it his job to keep them apart for as long as possible. But, when Monika meets Jack Frost, the Guardian of Fun, and Anis meets Toothiana, the Guardian of Memories, it is inevitable for the two to meet. And they do, and chaos ensues, as MIM had predicated.

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    1,126
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Jack Frost was one of the youngest, most successful supervillains of the age, but a while back he covered the city of Burgess in snow and vanished, his last hurrah.

    But when the shadows come looking for him, the Sandman, handsome and mysterious member of the Guardians, Jack's superhero nemeses, takes the now seventeen-year old back to the Pole, their leader's home.

    To make things more complicated, the Sandman is a regular the cafe where Jack works in his civilian identity. Which is also a fake identity.

    And to top it all off, Jack is getting attached to the hero. Can't a retired villain catch a break?

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    The Moon takes away the only thing Pitch had left.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    114
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    14
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    "You have made decision?"

    The client,- a young woman in her mid twenties - studied Pitch for a good long while, walking around him in a circle and studying every bit of him. Finally satisfied, the client stepped back.

    "Yes. I want him as the Stud."

    In an alternate universe, mankind has been devastated by a virus known as Code Red. Humanity's survival depends on good genetics, and these come in the form of "Breeders."

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    English
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    7,395
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    A world without fear is a world with its own kind of darkness. There must be balance.

    What no one ever mentions is the price that must be paid to maintain it.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    66
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    White-hot, burning like coals, the cold was hot, hot, hot, burning—and he found craving for more. Written for a fill on the kinkmeme.

    Prompt: A young Nicholas St. North comes across a wounded winter spirit after returning from his latest heist. He nurses the boy back to health and the beautiful spirit decides to repay him with his body.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    35
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    226
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    45
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