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The world as you knew it went to shit. Humans enslaved Trolls, and those who fought for peace were killed as an example.
You work as a CNA in your town's hospital, and were on your way home when some assmunch beats on one of the smaller guys. You step in and ultimately seal your fate.
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- Part 1 of Until Every Troll Is Free
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Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.
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- Part 1 of It's the end of the world as we know it
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Karkat's new job was supposed to be easy, just security for a boring office complex. But what can he do when he discovers the secret project the research lab in the basement is working on? Especially once he finds out which old flame is involved...
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Once upon a time there lived three young adults. All of them were total messes in their own ways, and yet when they came together they formed the most beautiful relationship the world had ever seen. Filled with kindness and understanding, the three men's relationship, founded on only the strongest of friendships, remained steadfast, with trust and acceptance at the centre of it all. Oh yeah, and a good dicking every now and then.
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- Part 1 of JohnDaveKat
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Messaging, Masturbating, and Multitasking by BagtheBagisnotaBag for CriminalCryptid
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Aug 2018
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Sometimes after a long day, Karkat just needs to destress in his pile and administer some tender self-care. For him, this involves gossiping with Eridan, jerking off, and multitasking.
Yeah. He isn't going to live this one down.
"Slobbering bulge licking human Christ, how is he supposed to keep up a conversation when his bulge keeps brushing up against every nerve in his nook and his blood pusher is beating a wild tempo under his skin."
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Dave's been dragged to a music festival by his good friend, Aradia. And he absolutely only sorta wants to be there. But everything changes when he meets a Tasmanian devil of a guy in a line for the shittiest beer known to man.
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“Just one more question and you're good to go.”
“What's your blood color?”
(AU where all trolls and humans live on one planet and some lies were told. Personally recommended for both fluff and angst lovers~)
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An Alien and a DJ Walk into a Bar (and Accidentally Start a Relationship) by Kadaaver
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Aug 2018
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Dave is a withdrawn DJ who lives with his twin sister Rose, who is an author.
Karkat has recently arrived on Earth. He doesn't understand the language and he has no place to go until he's picked up by Kanaya.
Dave has no motivation to go outside, and even less motivation to actually speak to people. Rose wants to write human/troll romance books, but she'd need the help of an actual troll to do so respectfully. Kanaya volunteers. Karkat is dragged along for the ride. Do you see where this is going?
(I'm writing this story basically to dive into how a relationship between humans and aliens would work out, it's a DaveKat story but Rose and Kanaya are probably gonna appear a lot <3 expect no major plot, this is purely self-indulgent fluff.)
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The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things
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- Part 1 of Another Homestuck Rebellion AU
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Karkat Vantas is a good and efficient employee. He works as hard as he possible can, spreading himself thin to make sure he gets the job done to the best of his abilities, which as it turns out is pretty freaking good.
His coworkers, on the other hand, couldn't be bigger disasters. They're always screwing around, talking by the water cooler, or just bugging the absolute hell out of him. Karkat is resigned to the fact that even if he were to complain to his manager or move cubicles, absolutely nothing would change because all of his coworkers are the same annoying fuckwad of a human being, Dave Strider.
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It's One, Two, Three by TheseStarsBurnCold
Fandoms: Homestuck, Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Aug 2018
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How is all of this shit is supposed to go?
Do we play up our powers or keeping them down low?
Do we strut around saying we made your universe?
We died just to have the chance so don’t make this worse
On us for all the things we’ve done for this shot at life
After years of fearing, drifting, conscious of time passing by
We’ve all got our issues that we have overcome or
Still are overcoming because it’s not just once and then it’s overCurrent Progress:
Act 1 - Chapters 1 - 22
Act 2 - Chapters 23 - ?Series
- Part 1 of The Counting Deities Verse
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You're four years old the first time it happens.
There are tears in your eyes as you squeeze them shut, waiting for the clang of metal on metal.
It never comes.
Alternatively titled: the author has sporadic motivation please forgive me. Other characters/ships/tags will be added as I figure out where the hell I'm going with this.
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- Part 1 of Falling
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Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You’ve just turned 18 eight months ago, you still haven’t met your SOULMATE, and you work as an ASSASSIN with your BRO. Speaking of which, your bro, just yesterday, said that you had another job today. Specifically, the first job that you’ll be doing all on your own. According to him, the person you’ve been assigned to is a male troll around your age. This troll’s name is Karkat Vantas, and his assassination has been ordered for the following: mutant blood color, being apart of a group who’s against the Empress, and causing the death of many of those who protected the Empress against their group's past attacks. Although, for some reason, you don't really want to kill him.
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Dave brings his boyfriend over to meet his sister, Rose, but not everything goes according to plan.
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- Part 4 of 500 Follower Fic Requests
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Your average homestuck x fem!reader but with the extra angst and hurt because it's my weakness... Worry not! All of the characters will eventually have a happy ending, all of them.
All the stories are independent from one another and have no relation whatsoever.
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Karkat goes to music camp so he can learn how to socialize with humans better and maybe even make some friends. There's only one problem with this plan- he doesn't know anything about human music.
After a long and frustrating night alone trying to teach himself how to play the piano, a mysterious stranger offers him some much needed help.Series
- Part 2 of 500 Follower Fic Requests
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After Karkat's partner from his class finds out it's his wriggling day, he insists that Karkat come out to a gay club to see him play music for the first time in public.
Despite his reluctance to leave his home, Karkat has a surprisingly good time. Unfortunately, it comes at the cost of realizing that, of all the people in the club, he's definitely into the straight DJ who invited him out.
As they grow closer as friends, Karkat is horrified to find his feelings just become worse (and messier.) Luckily, Dave isn't as not into Karkat as he seems. -
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Six months ago Adara Mane's world had fallen apart after the loss of her child . She was never the same after, a walking husk of her bright former self and her recent divorce just pushed her farther. But a trip to her Moirail's world may give her a reason to care.
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Dave takes Karkat on their first date and it goes really well except for a few awkward moments. Unfortunately, it isn't until later that night that Dave realizes that he completely forgot to ask Karkat out in the first place.
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Three ringing thuds. Three hollow steps closer to your hiding place on the cargo bay of an Alternian transport ship to Earth. You have narrowly avoided death in the ship a minimum of 3 times. It seems like 3 may be your unlucky number. You let in a deep intake of breath, and remain still. If you are caught, you will be killed for avoidance of your hatched duty
Or, Kanaya arrives on Earth, lives with her moirail and the Strilondes, and shenanigans ensue.