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    The rebellion's been brewing a long time, and stirred up with every insult, exhausted smile, and injury their brothers and Jedi face in service of the Republic. Eventually there has to be a breaking point.

    Or: The Fic where Cody leads the Clones in establishing an independent state, essentially tells the Senate they're manipulative asses, finds out about the chips, avoids Order 66, and does the war their way. Oh, and they also got permission to be the guardians of the Jedi and prioritise their wellbeing above all else. The poor Jedi never saw it coming.

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    10/?
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    The Jedi Council react to a series, sending them on an emotional rollercoaster. This leads to them trying to prevent its occurrence in the future...

    Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala are living an idyllic suburban life in the town of Westview, Theed on the planet of Naboo, trying to conceal their true natures as the Clone Wars continue. As the Sitcom proceeds, the couple suspects that things are not as they seem.

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    The de-aged disaster lineage fic that nobody asked for. Featuring Yoda being a troll and accidental grandpa dooku.

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    6/?
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    72
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    285
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    60
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    3527
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    An accident with an ancient Sith artifact leaves half of the Jedi Council de-aged to toddlers... and Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Ahsoka temporarily in charge. They struggle to control their six rambunctious charges, while seeking a way to restore the Jedi Masters to their proper ages. It won't be easy, and there's bound to be numerous headaches along the way.

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    Leaves from the vine
    Falling so slow
    Like fragile tiny shells
    Drifting in the foam
    Little soldier boy
    Come marching home
    Brave soldier boy
    Comes marching home

    -Leaves From the Vine, Avatar : The Last Air Bender

    War changes the very fabric of the soul. It is a moral wound, one that even the most skilled healers and poets cannot mend. There is no victory, not when there are orphans and widows. When Obi-Wan returns from the Melidaan conflict, the Jedi come together to help him find his way again. This story features Boga as Obi-Wan's Service Animal Varactyl. This concept comes from Calika! in which Obi-Wan received a service animal, Boga the Varactyl following his return from Melida/Daan to help with his PSTD and mental health. You can find other collaborations and writings from the Kenobi Kafé Discord.

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    36
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    400
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    The Jedi Order could have combated the anti-Jedi sentiments during the Clone Wars with proper PR.

    This is me writing out how good PR could have helped.

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    4/?
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    12
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    63
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    14
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    803
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    Another chatfic to add to the fandom, because we always need more of those.

    [Anakin Skywalker has created a new chat!]

    [Anakin Skywalker has added Ahsoka Tano, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Mace Windu, Plo Koon, Padme Amidala, Luminara Unduli, Barriss Offee, Aayla Secura, Quinlan Vos, Depa Billaba, and Kit Fisto to the chat]

    [Anakin Skywalker has named the chat super secret jedi chat]

    Mace Windu: Skywalker, what is this?
    Anakin Skywalker: a great idea
    Kit Fisto: chaos in progress

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    15/?
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    “Yes, I was afraid… I was petrified!” I gave him a stupid grin, aware he wouldn’t get the joke. I squeezed his arm with my hand before letting go, linking my fingers together in my lap. “I probably still am. This darkness … it is terrifying. The man responsible—he is powerful, and ruthless, and will go to any amount of depraved lengths to succeed in his goals. Stopping him is going to be challenging…”

    I looked over to the edge of the clearing where the Dark Side waited.

    “Saw this Sith, I did, in my vision. The Master, he is?”

    “Yes,” I confirmed. “He is called Darth Sidious.”

    “Hmmmm,” Yoda said, then was silent.

    We waited.

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    30
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    Padawan Anakin Skywalker read the “The Complete User’s Manual for Living with Obi-Wan Kenobi” written by Knights Garen Muln and Bant Eerin. One idea in that little volume in particular struck his fancy: a "martyr points" chart. If he could tally his master's missed meals, escapes from the healers, and other needlessly self-sacrificial mischief, putting the information in a wall-mounted chart complete with stickers, maybe he could shame his master into taking better care of himself. At least, he could tell Master Muln that he tried. The manual also mentioned Master Vos and his pranks, advising Anakin to follow his master’s lead. Anakin finds out why.

    Obi-Wan pretended not to be amused.

    Self-illustration for "Luke Skywalker and His Secret Weapon of Sith Humiliation".

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    A collection of one-shots through the Star Wars universe. This will include song parodies and other fluff, crack and insanity that don't fit towards any theme.

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    13/13
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    21
    Hits:
    6621
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    Anakin and Padme aren't fooling anyone

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    53
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    709
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    You know that scene from Empire Strikes Back where Yoda acts all crazy to teach Luke not to judge people by their appearance, by wandering around in a bathrobe poking things in the middle of a swamp.

    Well this is that scene from R2-D2’s perspective. Who is of the informed opinion that former Jedi Grandmaster Yoda is completely cracked.

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    It was becoming increasingly common for Obi-Wan to arrive at his room, these days, to find a despondent Anakin camping outside. They’d recently moved the Padawan from a joint dormitory to the single rooms upon his request, but with this being the result, Obi-Wan was wondering if that had been a good idea after all.

    “Anakin,” he called gently, kneeling at a distance across him. He waited until his apprentice looked up, heart aching to find his young face red and blotchy with tears. “Why don’t you come inside with me, and we’ll talk about what’s bothering you?”

    In which a late-night conversation leads to lessons learned, and a trip to find one's lightsaber crystal.
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    24
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    The clone troopers have their own forum to post videos to. Some of the Jedi post their own videos, too. Nothing too outrageous or even confidential is being posted--it's a public space after all--but it's nice to have something that has predominantly similar life experiences to be able to laugh at in down time.

    That is, until the general public figures out that said forum exists. Now...now it's just chaotic.

    ((Aka the crack, HoloNet, clone trooper recordings, errant interview,s public speculation, and dumbass Jedi media au))

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    11/?
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    Planet-hopping is an age-old tradition among the Tatooine youth. Because what better way to declare your independence than slipping away and going on a tour around the universe. And if your parents or guardians protested in the form of trying to find you, all the more interesting.
    Things are bound to become exceedingly interesting for fourteen year-old Anakin. Because on one hand, that tradition was a spat in the face of every slave child with a bomb planted in their bodies. He would do it for them.

    And on the other hand because his guardian was a Jedi, with more Jedi to call to his aid.

    For the slave children of Tatooine.

     

    They had better appreciate it.

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    2/?
    Comments:
    15
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    19
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    638
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    Obi-Wan and Anakin saw the mission outcome very differently.

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    One of the many mission reports involving a Padawan. Indeed, Jedi or not, they're kids. And nat-born kids, unlike clones, imply chaotic reports. Not neat, perfect ones. This is a story where we share the suffering and delight of the Jedi Council through various reports of various Padawans through the years.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    56
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    288
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    41
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    Everybody is so sure that they know exactly what kind of person Obi-wan is now and was as a kid. They are about to have a very rude awakening that they know practically next to nothing about the Stewjonian Jedi.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    53
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    16
    Hits:
    2201
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    The Sith will do anything to destroy the Jedi and retake the galaxy.
    And Anakin will do anything to make sure that does not happen, even if he loses his humanity along the way.

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    Chapters:
    39/58
    Comments:
    137
    Kudos:
    281
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    82
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    With no money left, Yoda must get a job so he can do some repairs on his car.

    Crack written for my 300 follower celebration on Tumblr. I don't know anymore.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    61
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    Animal House but it’s the clone wars
    So Get Your Crack (John Balushi joke) and beer to throw and put on a TOGA and let visit Delta House
    Also might take a while to complete due to school and me needing sleep

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    281

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