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    “I’m not pale for him!” You cry.

     

    “Alright, man,” Dave says. “That’s cool, my matesprit likes to be dramatic and he used to lie to himself a lot, too, so I’m used to this shit. Not that I’m gonna wax red for you, that’d be weird as all fuck.”

     

    “It would,” You agree. “But it’d be better than this conversation.”

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    The zombie apocalypse has struck Earth - a planet filled with not only humans, but trolls; from Alternia, and carapacians; from Derse and Prospit. A group of twelve trolls, eight humans, and four carapacians fight for their lives as zombies flood each and every corner, and they must work to survive the hoards. Unlikely pairings spring from to and fro, and as despair shoots from every end of their valley and their last tendril of hope shrivels up to dust, they are shown a new path - one to ensure freedom and rest at last.

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    CG: HEY
    CG: IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I LAST HEARD FROM YOU
    CG: I KNOW YOU'RE PRETTY BUSY AND STUFF
    CG: BUT I HOPE YOU CAN SPARE A LITTLE TIME FOR ME SINCE I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND

    {Told Through A Collection of Pesterlogs}

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    19/?
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    Jason "J.D." Dean and Connor Murphy often vacillate between kismesisitude and moirailship. These are a few of their most memorable moments in both quadrants.

    This work was inspired by zoeticValidation's "Friendly Neighborhood Sociopath."

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    Izaya tries to escape the life of enslavement which his omega status promises, only to run straight from one cage and into another.

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    A pale xefmek commission I did for a commissioner who wishes to remain anonymous. I had tons of fun doing it! Commissions are still open, so if you want something too, email me at enthusiasticbiologist@gmail.com.

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    Anubis is at the front door in one Galaxy, and Lord English is waiting mysteriously to make his appearance in another.

    To add onto all of that, Alternia's Moons are in a decaying orbit, and there are insane clowns everywhere in both galaxies... some just refuse to wear makeup.

    The year will be 1999, and the Y2K bug is the least of anyone's concerns.

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    34/?
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    (a dollop of implied johnkat for the soul)

    After inhabiting Can Town, Karkat and John sort of went their separate ways, living in different apartments with different people.

    But when Karkat's roommate kicks him out and he finds himself homeless and alone--John just can't resist lending a hand to an old friendleader. And when he finds that Karkat has pneumonia--he offers to let him stay until he's back on his feet again.

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    You are a Helmsman. But there's something wrong with your coding, which gives you an extra component to cope with that you don't think other Helms have to deal with. Well, it's not important- not since the Rebellion is over, and you're getting a new commander. Except... he seems familiar...

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    9/?
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    If you say
    Good-bye today
    I'd ask you to be true
    'Cause the hardest part of this
    Is leaving you

    Aradia Megido had not known love or loss until she met Karkat Vantas.
    At 17, the boy from the hospital is gruff and rude, but she knows he has a heart of gold. But will it be enough for them to be happy?
    Aradia finds herself troubled by this arrogant boy and becomes overwhelmed with feelings she dare not name.
    Will her conscience allow her to do whatever is needed to stop herself from getting hurt again?
    THIS STORY IS A REWRITE! THE ORIGINAL CAN BE FOUND HERE
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    Windblade and her new planet.

    Oh, and all her other problems.

    Liege Maximo's still on the loose, Starscream's an idiot, Optimus Prime wants to annex Neo-Cybertron, the Mistress of Flame wants her head, Trypticon's applied for a seat in the Council of Worlds, and nothing - absolutely nothing - seems to run smooth.

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    Nepeta had head of bloodrages, who hadn't? But she had never really thought they could be real since she had a higblood for a moirail and she just couldn't picture him as a of of control, blood-thirsty rage monster. It was laughable, really. But they're getting older, and some things are inevitable. What can be done when your own blood is fighting against you?

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    Lonely as usual, Eridan tries to befriend one of the few trolls he hasn't completely alienated yet, Nepeta. And then come the strange feelings he has when talking to her...

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    Kurloz Makara hates this newly made universe. He feels like the newly-made universe hates him, too. Which is probably why he got himself stuck inside a food-storage block in the first place.

    Well, it's better than the trees.

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    A second account of a series of events. Changelings make for excellent family, if one earns their affection.

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    “Jesus shit dicking Christ, stop squirming so much, you’re fucking hurt and I can help you so quit it.” You grit out, rather forcefully grabbing hold of the wolf’s cheeks to keep it in your lap.

    It makes a confused whine, tilting slightly to one side.

    “Who, Jesus? I don’t know, some new hotshot everyone’s worshipping I guess.” You pause, gently running your fingers across the scars. “I hear he had a pretty shit life.” It’s a whisper and you don’t know how your voice even got that quiet but fuck it, this is feeling like a Moment. The forest has gone silent and it’s just your fingers in soft black fur. You’ve read about this.

    The wolf huffs, and you Feel It.

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    Alma Harlow have always loved the idea of not being alone in the universe, and so, one lucky day, the trolls of Alternia contact them and an alliance is formed. The newly graduated Alma goes on a trip to Alternia and comes back with something no one could have expected, a son with rust colored blood and candy corn colored horns.

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    30/?
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    *Engage cliche back-of-the-book summary.*

    The game has finally ended. But in a sudden twist of fate, what happens? The players are swept away to face an entirely new journey. It's the last split in the timeline, according to Karkat Vantas. The only remaining evidence of the game in their universe is the few remaining fragments of dream bubbles, and a single mysterious memo that Karkat brought to the new universe that is currently lost somewhere in space. It has been, at least, since the kids were reborn on their respective planets at their respective times.

    Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider are the major protagonists, but a lot of the characters play huge roles.

    And John is kinda weird.

    He's really weird.

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    She's there for him when he feels like he doen't deserve to be alive.

    He's there for her when her world is reduced to scents and sounds.

    She wants to carry him as far as she can- but what if their time is cut short?

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