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    In which Karkat is forced to perform a ritual to attract a sex deity to save troll and humankind from the end of the world.

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    English
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    80,359
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    3029
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    John and Jade have just arrived on the meteor! John, despite having absolutely no idea how to lead whatsoever, has nearly unanimously been elected to be the de facto leader of their band of players.

    But that's fine, of course. It's not like there's much leading to do while careening through the furthest ring on a claustrophobic rock with a bunch of dysfunctional teenagers... right?

    Language:
    English
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    8,544
    Chapters:
    3/17
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    311
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    Today, a young troll stands in his room. It just so happens that today, this young troll will be sent to a rather prestigious school located near the higher blooded parts of town.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Hits:
    35
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    Tethys Arktik wakes up in a hospital with nothing but his name. He's been in an accident that nobody will speak of. Forced to retrace his life through what little clues he can dig up, the violetblood embarks on a journey to rekindle friendships, find answers, and ultimately solve a mystery bigger than anything his race ever expected.

    Follow the threads, chase the voices, look to the dead for the truth. Not every friend is who they say they are. Not every enemy might be malicious.

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    Language:
    English
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    60,150
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    141
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    Cleo and Pearl fuck in the forest, and it’s nasty as always.

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    English
    Words:
    425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    150
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    Kankri finally finds his opportunity for revenge.
    It doesn't go as planned.

    (sequel to "Assistance")

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    126
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    …… but you can’t make him drink

    Join Feferi and Eridan as they embark on a trip to the former’s underwater hive, a trip that may very well reveal a deep secret of the violet blood’s……

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    1,572
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    35
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    Suddenly Aether's heat is triggered and Childe, his boyfriend, is not there to him. Maybe Dottore could help?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,680
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1187
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    All of these are posted separately on my page if you ever want to look at a specific one, but I would prefer to have them all in one place and am having trouble adding them to a collection after they've been published. Any necessary warnings will take place in the beginning notes, along with a short summary of the piece. All of these stories are strictly Davekat and other minor ships as background characters, but it will focus on Dave and Karkat no matter what! Hope you enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    128,740
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    165
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    5603
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    The two of you have a fantastic view as the head of your western fleet evaporates into less than atoms on its way to refuel in a globe of immolating cyan-white overhead. Oh, it's beautiful—he only turns his head to notice you right at the end, right at the radiant blooming apex of the worst strategic setback your Empire's seen in decades, wan face lit outright ghostly under his cheesy little visor.

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    English
    Words:
    665
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    TT: I admit, you did succeed in yanking my chain for a brief moment. My prankster’s gambit has taken a severe hit to the oreos.
    TT: In any case, we should hurry.
    GT: Tell me what I gotta do

    Well, shit. Looks like you’re playing Sburb.
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    In which a Self-Insert plays Sburb with children who are also gods.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,903
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2472
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    Life as Gamzee Makara isn't exactly the happiest one. It's certainly not the worst, but- it's not great. It doesn't help that they're wholly unaccustomed to the merciless brutality of the Alternian lifestyle, too used to the idyllic peace of a suburban Earth town.

    Most trolls are hardened by their harsh circumstances. Violence is natural to them, because they have never known anything else. Gamzee has. They know the world can be better - have lived in a world where things are better - and that makes it difficult to cope.

    And as if that weren't enough already, the imminent Doom of the timeline looms over their head - their very existence threatens the lives of everyone they have ever known. If they don't keep things the same, their timeline will diverge from the Alpha and everyone will die. And they will have no one to blame but themself.

    No matter how desperately they wish to, they can't save everyone. It's all that Gamzee can do to preserve the livelihoods of the few who are destined to survive.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,683
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    238
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    Life as Gamzee Makara isn’t exactly the happiest one. It’s not miserable, but- not the happiest. It’s worse when you’re not accustomed to living on a planet full of violent children and lusii and far more death than there ever was in your typical suburban Earth town.

    Also, the sun burns you. That’s just fucking sad. Gamzee really fucking misses the sun. The moons are cool and all, but seriously, they would kill for twenty minutes with a nice, warm spot of sunlight to doze off in. Did they mention that they really miss the sun? Seriously. Vampire burning-in-the-sun traits. Tragic.

    If only they were fated to actually make it to the new universe after everything was said and done, all the battles fought and won.

    (They never read the epilogues, so they have some hope - but not very much. Not very much at all.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,726
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    290
    Kudos:
    342
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    5932
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    You don't want to be pitch for him.

    You don't want to feel his claws, his teeth in your skin or feel his blood drip off your lips but you do and it's the most humiliating experience you've ever felt. 

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,154
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    79
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    Dave Strider moves to New York with his family cause Bro is on the run. Because of his move he now has to get used to this new highschool, which should hopefully, not cause any problems.

    Karkat Vantas despises highschool and would rather be anywhere else. When he heard there was seven (7) new kids at his school he managed to hate it more. Why does one of them have to be in all of his classes anyways?

    TL;DR: Bro is on the run and Dave moves to the highschool his online friend goes to without noticing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,298
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    344
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    ❝It felt like you and Eridan, together in the universe. It felt like nothing else mattered, like if everything could come down crumbling in one moment, as long as you were with him, it would be okay.❞

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,209
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    22
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    Y/n is going through a tough time, and Karkat needs to know what's going on

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,238
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    30
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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    341,834
    Chapters:
    77/?
    Comments:
    1740
    Kudos:
    1398
    Bookmarks:
    265
    Hits:
    38314
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    You’re exhausted from holding this shoddy metaphorical brick wall in place. Your metaphorical arms are at their limit. They’re about to give out. If you don’t watch yourself, you might do something you’ll regret.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,586
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    234
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    Junerezi pitch flirting gone wrong (and by wrong, I mean that it quickly devolves into a weird tangent where half of their friends are all being really bad at arguing about mathematics)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    53

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