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    just gonna chuck ideas at a wall and see what sticks, probably gonna be a variety of stuff, i hope.

    also these are like, just random things that i write in the moment, so if they seem like they where wrote in like, ten minutes, they probably where. so have fun.

    i havent actually writen a story for gravity falls, i just used this book to write my ideas down for an au.

    Now with the added bonus of getting to know other characters and aus i made, because i have no life.

    chapter 11 is the history of my most unusual homestuck oc, if you dont want to read it, then please dont.

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    In any case, you weren’t particularly shocked when you find a body floating in the waves while on a swim that Feferi asked (read: forced) you to go on. The odd color of the blood, though, that piques your curiosity.

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    Eridan's a blast from that past that you'd rather forget - and it turns out Kanaya put him behind her too (albeit with much less subtlety). But no matter how hard you try, you just can't shake him off.

    Like any logical, Condesce-fearing person looking away to get away from their problems, you go to the bar.

    Retrospective note to self: with the bar comes alcohol, and with alcohol comes bad decisions.

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    Karkat and Eridan 'surf their Empress' for the first time.

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    Compared to the absolute certainty of violent death at your heels, the large probability of an even more gruesome death is practically comforting.

    Karkat's having a bad night. Eridan's having a bad sweep. Maybe they can help each other out.

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    Palebloods were breeder trolls before one of the Empresses decided that they were a threat. They culled and almost all knowledge of them obliterated from the face of Alternia until only jadebloods and highbloods had knowledge of them beyond myths and crappy romcoms. Well, until Karkat molts a few months after the game spits them out.

    Welcome to adulthood, Karkat. Have fun!

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    Captain Borgan Kaseya of the Alternian Imperial Navy is tasked with escorting a novice Laughsassin on his first real mission: to find some motherfucking traitors, and cull them with extreme prejudice. This is going to go SO well for everyone, now isn't it?

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    Cronus finally gets what he thinks he wants. It doesn't turn out well, or anything like he was expecting.

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    Dualscar comes to the Highblood Makara for help, and Makara gives it.

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    You wouldn't call it a surprise per se. You've always known trolls, Cronus in particular, to be a little more heavy on the "let's pail" deal so you've adjusted that. It's actually more exciting knowing at any time you can expect to feel those chilled fingers griping your sides or those sweet lips pressing, wanting, against yours.

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    Anonymous said:
    Nsfw writing req: dualsol ♠️


    Ha
    Hahaha
    Oh gosh what did I just write

    You stroke his cheek, quietly smiling. If he wants to take a few hateful frustrations out on you then by all means, let the wriggler develop. What's the worst that could happen?

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    Anonymous said:
    Nsfw writing req: (another Dom Condy and sub Dualscar? ;w; )


    How long has this been in my inbox I’m so sorry omg

    You hate being on land. You really do. You're a seadweller and a pirate and you constantly miss the rock of the boat and sounds of the waves against wood when you're on land. You don't know how your Empress does it so often, how she can stand being away from Alternia's sweet oceans.
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    Cronus has functional gills and a hatred of seawater.
    Beforus assigns him to science at sea.

    Kankri just wants to feed his younger pod member until Karkat is properly fat and ready to meet the rest of their pod. These air-breathing trolls are really quite trying.

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    Cronus hates his gills. Kankri is confused. Porrim just wants to help. Aranea is a bitch out for revenge.

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    The continued saga and likely conclusion of our glimpse into Life-According-to-Beforus-Karkat. Porn. Parenting, etc., etc., etc.

    In Which:
    Terezi subcontracts out her duties as Karkat’s moirail, Karkat objects, and Nepeta convinces him to try it anyway. (She totally paps that ass.)

    Karkat and Sollux discuss co-parenting in an entirely rational manner in which no one actually gets smacked, no matter how much they were asking for it.

    Karkat plays with three tiny gross troll spawn and contemplates the Empire.

    Nepeta is the wingless-fairy-ninja of kinky ‘rails with pails, and Aradia likewise proves to be a pervy inclade fancier, but actually has wings.

    Karkat finds himself surprisingly okay with life, the universe, and everything.

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    Prolly if the two of you had handled this on your own, it woulda turned bloody real fast. You're guessin' neither of you woulda been willin' to let it go without the other one dead, and who the fuck knows what that coulda done to your two groups of friends. Now, you ain't gonna fuck shit up for everyone else if you can help it, but like fuck are you just gonna let Feferi Peixes have her own way. Not over your dead body, necessarily. But... maybe over hers.

    Lucky for the two of you, lil' Vantas McNubs is way too nosy for his own good. An' way too persistent. An' way too fuckin' precious to ever, ever hurt. It was gettin' real coddamn ugly the first time he jumped in between you. Feferi was just about ready to go for you, an' like shell were you lettin' her get away with that bullshit, an' both of you were there with your tridents out an' all, an' there's Karkat, just jumpin' in the middle like it ain't no thing.

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    Homesmut prompt: Feferi and Meenah can't help but instinctually want to violently eviscerate one another, but Karkat is an awfully effective buffer. Karkat is the really-not-very-concilliatory-at-all filling in an angry, spitting Seadweller club sandwich. (meme XX, page 87)

    Fill: something along those lines, but mostly a slice-of-life according to Karkat.

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    Seadwellers are, in essence, fish creatures. While they can live on land, their mouths are pretty much only good for eating. Even talking involves some gill work. It’s part of why the Amporas have such wweird vways of speaking. So breathing is most definitely, exclusively the work of their gills. And, right now, Cronus holds in his hands the kinkiest sex toy on all Alternia and Beforus. Talk about power-play: a fancy little corset to hold the very breath of privileged sea dwellers back with a single ribbon.

    “So,” you drawl in a manner that makes you wish for a martini, just for the full visual effect, “can I convince you t—”

    “Holy shit, yes,” Cronus blurts out, and then turns such a fantastic shade of violet that you have to laugh.

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    Remember that time when Feferi taught Karkat to swim?

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    It's all going okay until another fucking merman shows up.

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