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    “I'm Katya. I'm a professor of entomology at the University of Massachusetts.” Her delivery was so straight-faced, that Trixie wondered for a moment if it was true. “I'm something of a hometown hero – all the bugs in Boston are named after me.”

    There was a beat or two of silence, and then Katya unleashed a shrieking laugh that Trixie would not have previously attributed to her. Trixie clapped both hands to her mouth, laughing more out of shock than anything else.
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    The best way for Trixie to heal is to get back on the horse. Ideally if the horse is an attractive, elusive goth-nerd, but not so ideally if that elusiveness toys with her Useless Lesbian heart. But either way, Party.

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    For as long as she can remember, Trixie Mattel wanted to be a teacher. To have the ability to stand in front of a group of people and amaze them with thrilling facts and surprise them with funny stories about how for example the previous mexican general Santa Anna held a full blown funeral for his amputated leg or how the romans could use human pee as mouthwash.

    She loves her job; until a new colleague with a russian accent, absurd laugh and a tendency to make flirtatious comments bring new meaning to the word hate for Trixie, or is it hate?

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    Trixie watched longingly with her face in her palm, wishing she was motivated enough to join her friends. After only a few moments of this, a beautiful blonde figure plopped into the stool beside her, swiveling it slightly in order to face Trixie. “So is this where we go when we’ve lost our friends?” The woman asked with a smirk on her face.

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    When her mother had dropped her off at the school with a brief goodbye and a cold, non loving hug she thought the summer was gonna be three months of trying to lay low and counting down the days until she was released from this hellhole. This place was still hell, but Trixie could like hell, right?

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    Police AU

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    “Focus Trixie, you’re not here to fall for the sexy firefighter"
    Fresh out of college and dreaming of touring the world with her music, Trixie can only do so much unpaid work before the bills pile up. She takes a job working reception at the local firehouse for some extra cash and hoping that being surrounded by burly men will help ease her broken heart when her ex Pearl ripped it from her chest.
    Then she meets Katya, the only female firefighter on the squad and the sexiest woman Trixie could ever imagine.

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    Trixie works in a strip club named 'The Kitty Girls', where every dancer has an alias. Trixie's stripper name is IQ Kitty, and among the club's regular customers is an older woman everybody calls Miss Katherine. One night, Miss Katherine asks Trixie's manager if Trixie would be up for a private dance.

    RE-WRITE! READ NOTES!

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    Katya's hair is falling in front of her eyes, and she can't see a thing. The girl in front of her is tall, towers over her and is staring down at the floor in horror.

    "Is that yours? I'm-oh gosh-I'm so sorry!"

    Her skateboard is broken clean in half, both halves lying at her feet. Absurdly, Katya doesn't even notice. The girl is wearing pink socks with purple cats on them, and the words "I'm a cool cat!" embellished on them in sparkly cursive. Behind her, Adore cusses.

    "Man, that's gonna take for-fucking-ever to fix."

    (Trixya + Other RPDR Ships, University AU- Katya is one of the stoner-skateboarder group and Trixie is a clumsy theatre nerd who just so happens to be extraordinarily good at running into people for the sake of the plot)

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    she knows what love's supposed to feel like but there's no way it could happen to her, right?

    or

    Katya's continued adventures with country music and a certain country singer

    [title from 'the mother' by brandi carlile]

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    After her stepdad drinks too much, home life takes a turn for the worse. Trixie is shipped off to a catholic boarding school with nothing but a battered suitcase (with a Dolly Parton sticker on the handle) and her phone with a bunch of missed calls from her mother. Can a broken Trixie rebuild her hot mess of a life, and if not, can she make it slightly more bearable with a hot Russian smoker by her side?

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    “Which one is Katya?” Trixie asked curiously, ushering over to the stage with a minor gesture, assuming that the owner of the club would be performing at this very moment. Naivety was a trait she would have to learn to lose in this big city.

    “That depends who’s asking.” The answer definitely did not come from the bartender she’d been conversing with. Spinning on her heels, she was greeted by a blonde woman who was a couple of inches shorter than her. It was already obvious that what she lacked in height difference, she made up for in wit.

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    Danny just wants to be normal. That's it. But life seems to have other plans for him.

    He's dragged through the mud because of his sexuality which he painfully wants to rub off.

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    "For all her talk about being an idiot, Pearl had accomplished at least one important thing in their short lives. If it wasn’t for her, they probably wouldn’t be the crown princess’ ladies in waiting."

    Two charity cases find love. There are princesses, and faeries, too.

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    Trixie Mattel was a good girl. She called her mom once a week. She graduated with honors. She had a fiancé and was going to have 2.5 kids, a house in the suburbs, and a dog. And one time, in college, she carried a purse full of drug money, and now she was in Tuckahoe Penitentiary, where she definitely didn't belong.

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    this is orange is the new black but like a poorly written screenplay of it with Trixie as our Piper and rugirls as all the other inmates

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    Dela gets eliminated, but somehow she still wins.

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    Alaska is a big sister to two toddlers, seems easy, normal. Until she becomes their full time caretaker on her own. Her father used to be real with her when her mother passed, that is until he remarried, dropped two kids on Alaska and ran away with his tiny little Beverly Hills wife. Being a full time sister she does college online and occasionally has class lectures that’s where her best friend, Willam, comes and helps her out. One day when Alaska takes her brothers to a little lake in Erie, that they call Beach Godzilla because one time someone built a huge Godzilla like creature there in that sand, her life gets flips upside down by a beautiful Russian woman who made her little brother cry.

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    After coming to Visage Hospital, Ivy might not hate her brother for saving her life after all.

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    The world is divided into the zodiac signs, with strict plans and regulations on what each sign should do and how they should act. Adore Delano is the youngest ambassador for any zodiac sign to date, but is the world ready for her revolutionary ideas?

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    Ru always kept his Cabaret as elegant as possible. Nice furniture, the smell of incense and a bit of alcohol reminded her more of home than her actual home did. And, she wasn’t disappointed. Barstools were neatly pushed in where they weren’t being used. High dining tables scattered the house, with equally high chairs, padded with nice, velvet cushions. Even the stage had a fresh coat of black paint on it, and the curtains had been replaced in the last ten years, she noticed. This was once home to her, she wondered, briefly, why she left.
    “… Trixie?”

    Oh.

    Trixie felt her stomach drop to the floor. She faced the bar and the voice that came from behind it.

    “Katya. Hey.”

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    Trixie Mattel had the music career she always wanted, until she didn't want it anymore. Maybe fully becoming a recluse was a bit drastic, but loneliness is a price worth paying for her independence. It seems ironic that journalist Katya Zamolodchikova is the one person to help her find a space between the extremes.

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