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Sam and Dean are on their way to the Valley Lodge Resort for a well-deserved vacation when they take a wrong turn and end up stranded at a remote farmhouse. There, they meet Torgo, a satyr who “takes care of the place while the Master is away.” Torgo creeps them out, but when their car refuses to start, the brothers have no choice but to spend the night at the farmhouse. Things go bad pretty quickly when Sam discovers that Torgo wants him for his mate. They get even worse when he learns that the mysterious Master, high priest of the god Manos, also wants Sam to be his wife – and he won’t take no for an answer. Can Dean save his brother from this sinister cult, or will the hands of fate destroy them both?
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God Has Cursed Me For My Hubris And My Work Is Finally Finished by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Fantastic Four, Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), all of the fandoms - Fandom
13 Aug 2021
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Frank used to be afraid of spiders. Now, he’s in love with one, but will the power of Frank, Gerard, and Tobey’s chemical romance be enough to save the city from the ignoble Iron Man and the despicable Doctor Doom?
At last, the final Emo Maguire Saga installment has arrived, ending what is perhaps the world’s longest inside joke. So long and goodnight!Series
- Part 31 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Doctor Doge by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), The Good Place (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Fantastic Four, billionaires are trash
06 Aug 2021
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Tony Stark is evil, Tobey Maguire is his brainwashed minion, Elon Musk is Doctor Victor Von Doom, the Monarch and Supreme Leader of Latveria, and the only hope for humanity is My Chemical Romance, the saviors of the broken, the beaten, and the damned. Will the killjoys be what tomorrow needs, or will they need some help from your friendly neighborhood Fantastic Four?
This is not billionaire slander. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it’s libel.Series
- Part 30 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Adopted By Jeff Bezos by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Marvel Cinematic Universe, evil billionaires being evil
30 Jul 2021
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I hate Jeff Bezos. Why did I write this?
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- Part 29 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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DeHaan of the Dead by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Loki (TV 2021), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
24 Jul 2021
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Harry Osborn was dead inside until he met Andrew Garfield.
I wrote an Amazing Spider-Man Warm Bodies AU for some reason. You’re welcome.Series
- Part 28 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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- English
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- 5,296
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 194
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It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Glorious Purpose by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Loki (TV 2021), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
17 Jul 2021
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The Spider-Gang gets trapped in the TVA, Gerard goes on a rescue mission, Frank wrestles an alligator, and Mobius M. Mobius rides a jet ski.
This is canon now.Series
- Part 27 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Turkey Day '19 by TFSyndicate
Fandoms: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Clerks. (1994), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Rick and Morty, Gorillaz
24 Jun 2021
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We gather together to watch cheesy movies/With TFSyndicate and all of our friends/At Mystery Science (gasp) Theater 3000/Cause we're the biggest fans and we love Turkey Day!
Crossover fanfiction spanning multiple fandoms. 13 days, 13 chapters, 13 turkeys! One chapter per day in November, counting down to Thanksgiving Day on November 28th.
- Language:
- English
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- 9,357
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Hits:
- 92
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I Brought You My Baby Yoda, You Brought Me Your Love by aardvark_french
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, My Chemical Romance, The Mandalorian (TV), Venom (Marvel Movies), The Good Place (TV), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
19 Jun 2021
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Baby Yoda is in this fic. Need I say more?
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- Part 23 of The Emo Maguire Saga
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,755
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 171
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Come To The Dark Side, We Have Pizza by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Venom (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Star Wars - All Media Types, The Good Place (TV), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
11 Jun 2021
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
It is a dark time for the people of New York. The evil billionaire Elon Musk has just launched two Spider-Men and their friends into space, trapping them inside his rocketship with the Green Goblin. As the lean, green, goblin machine teams up with the most feared Sith Lord in the galaxy, will the heroes find a spoiler-happy, symbiote-possessed ally of their own?
A joke, this is. Write this, why did I?
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- Part 22 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Amazons Against Amazon by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Good Place (TV), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989)
04 Jun 2021
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Elizabeth II is back and in charge of a bloodthirsty group of cannibals who eat their men with guacamole dip, and it’s up to two Spider-Men, two wealthy socialites, and all four of the members of My Chemical Romance to stop her. Will they defeat the Queen of England, or will a rival cannibal tribe and two evil spacefaring billionaires get in the way?
10000% canon. Spider-Man would not support the exploitation of the working class.
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- Part 21 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In The Avocado Jungle of Death by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Good Place (TV), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989)
28 May 2021
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take me to your ao3 account to be emo today
you can take me to new york but not buckingham palace
i really love to fight the queen with you
we can be pro emo maguiresWelcome to Season 3 of the Emo Maguire Saga, royally forking up the shipping statistics for The Good Place fandom since 2020.
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- Part 20 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Let's Do This One Last Time by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Good Place (TV), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Captain America (1990), The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988), Exo-Man (1977), Howard the Duck (1986), Neil Breen - Fandom
14 May 2021
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Gerard Way and his crew travel to an animesque alternate dimension, while Frank Iero, Tobey Maguire, and Spider-Ham seek help from a team of Earth’s mightiest heroes, but Thanos does not approve…
The grand finale of Emo Maguire Season 2. It sure was an electric boogaloo.Series
- Part 19 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Spider-People In The Frozen Pizzeria of Death by aardvark_french
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), My Chemical Romance, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), The Good Place (TV), Star Trek, Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Yo Gabba Gabba (TV)
30 Apr 2021
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“So what do you do when you all get together?”
“Usually, we just point at each other and make fun of Andrew Garfield.”
Now that all of the dead supervillains from across the multiverse have mysteriously returned to life, the Spider-Gang teams up with Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland to stop them. Meanwhile, MCR just wants to play the game and take the band real far, but will the Spider-People keep them safe tonight, or will they all fall down?
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- Part 17 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Every Snowflake Is Different (Just Like You) by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Star Trek, The Good Place (TV), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
23 Apr 2021
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In Soviet Russia, fanfics read you.
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- Part 16 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Hold On Tight, Spider Monkey by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Star Trek, The Good Place (TV), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
15 Apr 2021
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Upon their arrival in Forks, Tobey Maguire, the Way brothers, and the crew of the USS Enterprise find out that there is a critical lesbian shortage, and even worse, a coven of sparkly vampires has taken up residence in town. However, they soon get help from none other than Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter!
This is probably blasphemy, but I only believe in Geesus, so it’s okay.Series
- Part 15 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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As Your Iron Dad I Expressly Forbid It by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Good Place (TV), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
25 Mar 2021
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Tobey Maguire and the members of My Chemical Romance travel to the future to confront genius/billionaire/playboy/philanthropist Tony Stark about his role in the Ugly Barnacle Initiative (whatever that is), but will a teenaged Spider-Man and a rogue AI get in the way?
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- Part 12 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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The Master of the Wicket by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Good Place (TV), WandaVision (TV), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
19 Mar 2021
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Tobey Maguire and Torgo are two perfectly ordinary high school students at Pencey Prep Academy, but they like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet, so face it, they’re never going to make it. Meanwhile, Frank, Gerard, Mikey, and Tahani wonder what the hell happened to the thick-legged satyr and their friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
The unholy high school AU that literally no one asked for.Series
- Part 11 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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The Torgo Twitch by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), The Good Place (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
12 Mar 2021
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A mysterious cosmic force throws Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Tobey Maguire, Tahani-Al Jamil, and Ray Torgo back in time to 1960s El Paso, and the Master does not approve...
Welcome to Emo Maguire Season 2: Electric Boogaloo.Series
- Part 10 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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The End. by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), The Good Place (TV), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
26 Feb 2021
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Frank is afraid of spiders. He’ll have to get over that if he wants to save the world from The Great Purple Menace.
God has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is finally finished. Or is it?Series
- Part 9 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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The Four Spider-Men of the Apocalypse by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), The Good Place (TV), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
19 Feb 2021
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It’s the end of the world as we know it, and Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, Tom Holland, and Spider-Man Noir are here to stop it - if they ever get over their crippling fear of vibranium emus, that is.
Every day is Waluigi Day if you’re our large purple child.
This has more villains than Spider-Man 3 and makes less sense than Gerard Way getting a pancake slammed in his face. Sorry not sorry.Series
- Part 8 of The Emo Maguire Saga