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    Summary

    How did a D.I., a Doctor, a Consulting Detective and the British Government end up in a very smutty, silly, soppy relationship? Mostly because what Holmeses want, Holmeses get.

    Scenes set prior to the establishment of the 'Quartet' series. Various snippets from the build up, eventually including first times, negotiations and the boys' thoughts on love, sex, and appropriate behaviour.

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    English
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    45,731
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1371
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    Summary

    Get in loser, we're going shipping.

    This is my version of life after the events of 'The Final Problem.'

    The last episode of season four, but it also contains elements from the entire series.

    So yeah...

    Obvious spoilers.

     
    Don't come after me with torches and pitchforks if Y'all don't take a moment to read my summary.

     
    But I digress.

     This fic contains RIDICULOUS amounts of smut since the BBC won't let us have nice things.

     

    But smut with a plot.

    I hope that my fic will make you laugh and also give you a good dose of the FEELS.

    This is SUPPOSED to be a mostly happy story because fuck knows we need one after season four.

    But.

    Like Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat.

     

    I am not a merciful God.

     

    I'm an evil masochistic bastard and I survive on the tears of my viewers.
     

    So, naturally, It'll be fine and dandy for a suspiciously long time and then suddenly...

     

    All of the shit.

     

    Will hit all of the fans.

     

     

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,198
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    177
    Kudos:
    252
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    9175
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    Sherlock has done a not-good thing. Installed a hidden camera. Of course, he isn't getting away with it. That is not the kind of thing that happens in this universe. Spanky, then sexy.

    *Humiliating rewrite edition, now with additional hairbrush, and author apology!*

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    English
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    8,724
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1700
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    Summary

    Short experiments in banter, verbal sex and dirty talk. Dialogue only.

    Adding standalone chapters whenever they occur to me. Various pairings and combos of the four boys.

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    English
    Words:
    9,380
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2615
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    A series of shorts, each set on one of the Quartet's Date Nights, where they pair off. The main rule for Date Night: one man gets to ask for something, using the phrase "I want...", and the other has to try it.

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    English
    Words:
    34,170
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2312
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    Mycroft is intrigued by the new stableboy

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,367
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    964
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    Sherlock was always telling Greg that he didn't observe enough. Until suddenly, quite by accident, he starts to. Fuck, Sherlock wasn't kidding.

    Too bad his newfound talent for observation coincides with a murder mystery that could ruin his life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,979
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1156
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    Summary

    Greg, Sherlock and John are in a relationship. Just because Greg and John are the only ones physically intimate doesn't make the three of them any less connected.

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    English
    Words:
    1,809
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    509
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    Summary

    Greg, Sherlock and John are in a relationship. Just because Greg and John are the only ones physically intimate doesn't make the three of them any less connected.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    741
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    551
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    Summary

    For the prompt;

    I just want Sherlock naked but for his coat. You know the one. Make it sexy. I wouldn't mind something explicit, if it strikes your fancy. Just... Yeah. Sherlock in only his coat. Um.

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    English
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    1,111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    456
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    Anonymous said: (1/2)Uni-aged Greg Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes having sex over the Christmas holidays at the Holmes' house and they're trying to be quiet so as not to wake anyone, but Mycroft's room is right next to Sherlock's and he doesn't know that his little brother can hear everything that's being said/happening. Sherlock lays in bed and masturbates while he listens and sometimes he imagines he's Greg and then sometimes Mycroft. One night he hides in Mycroft's closet so he can actually watch while

    (2/2) while Greg and Mycroft have sex and sleeping in the closet the whole night will be totally worth it. And Greg and Mycroft put on an effing SHOW for Sherlock because they know he's in the closet and Sherlock watches the entire time, wide eyed, and comes over and over- then Greg and Mycroft "discover" him and decide he needs to be punished. *flies away into the night*

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    English
    Words:
    3,714
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1708
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    John is too embarrassed to ask something, but Holmeses know everything, and have a Plan to help. A game is afoot, and the Iceman is not messing around. More roleplaying fun for the boys.

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    English
    Words:
    25,000
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2295
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    Sherlock needs a haircut, but he really doesn't want one. The boys find out why, and get more of a treat than they were expecting.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,585
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1677
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    Summary

    It's a good thing Mycroft gets his pool cleaned regularly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    924
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1197
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    Greg gets called away to a policing conference, to Sherlock's enduring disgust. Tantrums ensue, but Mycroft has an idea of how to liven up such a dull occasion, to allow Sherlock to make it up to the D.I., and give himself and John a bit of excitement.

    Non-spoiler: it involves filth, farce and fraud; with cunning disguises, public roleplay, and hotel sex.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,055
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2537
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    Summary

    Sherlock is horrified by a rare and awful incident at 221B: John and Mycroft having a blow-up row. About sport. And class. And crisps. The Police are called. Well, one of them.
    Mostly dialogue.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,251
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1975
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    It's Greg's birthday, and he's not best pleased about it - the lads plan a kinky roleplay to cheer him up, with great attention to detail, testing their acting skills to turn each other on.

    A sequel of sorts to 'Washing Up', but mainly just another pretext for muck.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,146
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2843
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    Mycroft and John cooked. Knackered Greg brought the booze. It's Sherlock's turn to do the washing up. What are the chances of that going well?

    Domesticity is tough in a quartet fuckfest with D/S dynamics, incestuous siblings, and a spoiled man-child desperate for attention. The last resort? A text to Anthea, the baddest MF of all. Filth ensues.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,664
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2926
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    Summary

    Greg gives Mycroft what he needs

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    935
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1166
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    Summary

    It starts with a huge dildo. Smut happens.

    Contains consensual sibling incest. If that's not your thing don't read

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,187
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2591

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