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    Pepper Potts' Guide to Dealing With Your Idiotic Human Boyfriend.

    or, Pepper is a vampire who just wants to go out on a date with her boyfriend. Problem was: Tony kept trying to get himself killed by wandering into different supernatural hot-spots, and Pepper was determined to keep him safe and out of trouble. It is a lot more difficult than she originally planned.

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    The last thing Tony remembers is dying atop the Stark Industry’s building after Pepper blew up the arc reactor. The next thing he knows is, that he’s back with the Ten Rings in the cave. And – it all is suspiciously familiar.

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    Tony is ridiculously, blissfully happy to be with Pepper – like, even when he’s complaining about her expecting him to put the toilet seat down and not leave his dirty clothes lying on the floor, he’s still beaming like an absolute idiot – and Rhodey’s not going to argue that that isn’t a good thing, of course he isn’t, but he’s also doing that obnoxious thing where he wants to make sure Rhodey is just as happy as he is. Again, this would be fine, except, like every other recently paired off person ever, Tony is convinced that the only way Rhodey could possibly be happy is if he’s in a relationship.
     

    Or: Rhodey is happy Tony's happy, but that doesn't mean he's okay with the persistent matchmaking.

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    As ancient legends have it, mighty magical weapons can be forged in the heart of a dying star.

    Wanda, driven by her desire to avenge her brother’s death by the hands of the Avengers, and backed by Hydra and their secret plans, uses the Space Stone to knock a star down from the sky.

    Halfway across the land, Tony Stark nearly died on an Avengers' mission when someone or something fell on him and claimed that he was a star named Steven.

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    Tony is engaged to Loki. He wants nothing but to marry the mage. But the difference in their lifespans makes him think it's not worth the pain his lover will suffer through if they go through with it.

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    The Academic Decathlon tries to figure out Peter’s secret. They come to the wrong assumption...

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    Tony and Spider-Man are enemies, Tony wants to know who Spider-Man is, Peter gets and Internship?

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    “Dude we’ve watched Captain America’s PSA’s on safe sex since the seventh grade and you’re telling me you didn’t use a fucking condom?” Ned whisper-yells, his hand gesturing wildly in front of him.

    “I can’t fucking remember!” Peter whisper-yells back.

     

    (Or, the story of how Peter Parker gets the biggest scare of his life, Ned Leeds deserves better, and Tony Stark really isn’t helping.)

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    "In weakness or in strength, change can be amazing."

    Takes place two months after "back of a cab."

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    He’s frozen, watching as the night sky clears above his head. The falling embers look like stars. Tony decides that he no longer likes the stars. Once he glances back down, he catches sight of a firefighter emerging from a thick curtain of smoke. There’s a body in their arms. Dangling limbs. Lifeless.

    “No,” Tony hears himself say.

    He can’t hear anything else. He can’t hear the firefighters or the EMTs rushing to take the body, yelling words Tony should care to listen to. He can only see the torn suit, the broken lenses, and the large scrapes down the kid’s side. Half of Peter’s mask is gone. The once treasured anonymity no longer matters.

    They’re all seeing Peter. Not Spider-Man.

    Tony imagines that his voice is ripping from his throat.

    He speaks out to no one, “is he—Peter—is he—?” And no one answers.

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    One day, Peter Parker falls into a coma. Tony doesn't recognize the person who wakes up.

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    “The first love gets you bad, don’t it?”

    Takes place after "crying on the subway."

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    Tony has been cheating on Pepper with Peter. Peter is helplessly in love with Tony and he’ll take whatever he can get out of Tony.
    After letting Tony use him for months, no matter what emotional distress it has caused him, he learns something new.

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    “School go okay?” Tony asked with a huff. It lacked that lick of genuine curiosity.

    Peter played with his hands and watched as the man kept his gaze low—too low. Like he wished Peter wasn’t even there. “Uh, yeah,” he replied, shrugging and fiddling for words on the tip of his tongue. “Wasn’t all that interesting. We had a fire drill but it wasn’t actually a drill because someone in the woodshop set their project on fire. It got me out of a quiz though. That was fun.”

    Tony hummed. And that hum was all that Peter was going to get. Disinterest and agitation were painted within the hard edges in Tony’s jaw and brow lines. If it hadn’t been a good day for Peter, then it definitely hadn’t been for Tony either.

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    Peter is probably having the worst day ever. First, he gets into an argument with Tony, punches a random guy in a pizza shop, and then he’s forced to watch his mentor get carted away on a stretcher. It's one big terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

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    Tony finds out that Clint may be in a relationship with the Hulk and has some concerns. Cap tries to be supportive.

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    Steve is the man with a plan. And a ring.
    Tony is the man who ruins that plan. Multiple times. Five times, to be exact.

    But Steve is determined. He's gonna get a ring on it.
    Eventually.

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    Steve tries to propose to Tony: Shenanigans ensue.

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    One time is all it takes. Steve knew this, and yet he had allowed himself to be so careless, so irresponsible. Tony was just his boss. That's all he ever will be. Now Steve has to break some surprising news to him.

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    It wasn't that Steve didn't like doing things by himself. (He preferred it that way more often than not.) But when someone asked you if you'd been to some place, they usually took it upon themselves to take you there. Sam had yoga, though. And he hadn't missed a class since he'd accidentally stumbled into it two months ago. So that meant Steve had to go to the coffee shop Sam had suggested all by himself. Of course, after he meets Bucky of Bucky's Beans, it's probably a good thing Sam wasn't there. Steve didn't need Sam repaying the weeks of Steve nagging him about the yoga instructor by nagging Steve about the tall, dark, and very broad-shouldered shop owner.

    Maybe if they get better acquainted, Bucky will let him redo the sign outside his shop. It's rather unfortunate.

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    Somehow it sneaks up on her - sneaks up on both of them.

    “Good lord, Potts,” May says. She reaches over to dig her spoon into Pepper’s mint chocolate chip ice-cream. “I think we’re friends.”

    Getting ice-cream together at a cute little parlor in the Bronx and trading theories about who killed Jason Blossom on Riverdale isn’t just a routine touch-base, Pepper realizes. It’s a friend thing. They’re doing a friend thing.

    “Wow,” is all she can say. “We are.”

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    May Parker, Pepper Potts, the adorable mutant teenage vigilante they're co-parenting, and the road to a beautiful friendship.

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    “If two of the smartest guys in New York can’t outwit a six-year-old reactor,” Tony mumbles, shaking his head, “then we might as well be pancakes.”

    Peter feels like this might just be his last day on earth, and Tony feels it too. The compliments are like a kid trying cotton candy for the first time—it’s good, kind of, but it doesn’t really make sense. “I can’t wait to tell my journal all of the compliments you’ve given me tonight,” Peter comments with a smile. “It’s gonna love this.”

    Half of Tony’s body is inside the control panel when he speaks. “Back in my day, we used to have therapists,” he says, although his voice is muffled by the metal.

    “Can’t afford one.”

    Tony reaches blindly for a pair of pliers, but instead of handing them over like a nice person would do, Peter watches in amusement. “If you wanted one so badly, all you gotta do is ask, Pete.”

    Peter shrugs even though Tony isn’t watching. “No thanks,” he tells his mentor, “I don’t really wanna talk to Bruce Banner about my personal issues.”

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    Peter has to help Tony fix the arc reactor under the former Avengers tower, and they just can't seem to stop talking despite their approaching imminent doom.

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    Peter jerks off to his iron man poster

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