17 Works in Tony Stark Can't Cook

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    Tony and Steve are making food and fall into some shenanigans. (Mostly Steve, because Tony takes three hours to make a fucking omelet.) // A Stony/Superhusbands one-shot

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    Cooking, was unfortunately, not one his many skills he has padded down.

    Aka: 5 times Tony tries to cook alone + 1 time he didn't.

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    disconnected drabbles about tony stark and stephen strange

    or, my excuse to write ironstrange fluff

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    "I never actually thought this would happen," Bucky said, mouth open in shock. "I never actually thought this was even a possibility. You actually burnt water. This is not even scientifically possible, water is meant to evaporate but your actually doing it, you're burning water."

    Tony laughed dryly, staring down at his melted spatula. "I don't even know what I was meant to be making."

    "Bread."

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    Tony and Stephen join the Strange family for Thanksgiving.
    It . . . doesn't go well.

    (Originally on Tumblr, I'm bringing it here to make it easier to find.)

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    "It was actually kind of curious, how he could never pinpoint how “I” became “we”.

    Tony just had a way of slipping past his defenses. Almost without his notice, it became unnatural to turn to make a silly science pun and have no one answer it. The notion terrified him a bit, because nothing good in his life tended to last, and yet Bruce wouldn't trade it for anything in the world."

    loving becomes easy, if it's with Tony

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    Tony is roused from an inventing haze by the need for food and sleep.

    Food doesn't go so well, but sleep does.

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    Siberia was the straw that broke the camel's back. Now, Tony Stark has done the unthinkable. He has rejected his own soul mate and disbanded the Avengers.

    But not everyone is happy with his decisions.

    When Tony tries to implement two new regulations to replace the Sokovia Accords, he encounters strong opposition from Thaddeus Ross, who is backed by a US government that is growing more fascist every day. It's up to Tony again to torpedo the Registration Acts, get a corrupt President impeached, and save the day. And when Steve Rogers refuses to accept Tony's rejection, Tony is forced to figure out a way to severe their ties permanently.

    Get ready people, because Tony is moving on from Civil War!

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    Tony has an idea, and for once it doesn't mean blowing things up in his workshop.

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    This is just small one-shots continuing the first part of the series of these characters and you.
    UPDATE12/25/2016: Clint x Reader (Christmas Edition) AND Deadpool x Reader (Christmas Edition)

     

    Dean Winchester is next!!

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    Tony needs a distraction from his thoughts about Steve, so cooking seems like as good of a distraction as any.
    But maybe he should have remembered he's a terrible cook.

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    For TRB Director.

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    Name(s): Pietro and Wanda Maximoff
    Date of Birth: 2004

    Status: Living
    Current Location: [Redacted]
    Mother: Marya Maximoff (Deceased)
    Father: Tony Stark (Living)

    SHIELD Notes: Taken into custody during HYDRA base infiltration on [Date Redacted] 2009. HYDRA database files indicate twins were subjected to experiments under Baron Von Strucker's PROJECT MIRACLE. Further SHIELD analysis indicates genetic mutation that has led to super human abilities. Twins moved to SHIELD orphanage for safe keeping and further monitoring. HYDRA files name mother as former HYDRA Scientist Marya Maximoff, selected for breeding based on high IQ. Anthony Stark named as biological father, by means of [Sensitive Information Redacted], selected for breeding based on high IQ. DNA testing and match confirms Tony Stark as father.

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    A collection of my rambles. Little, tiny fics that will never make it to anything bigger.
    I'm too scatty to remember a sustained plot, so, here!, have some fragmented scenes from some super powered couples.

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    Steve has nightmares still, and he's annoyed at Tony for never sleeping, or coming to bed at all. Tony attempts to apologize, and Steve has a brilliant idea.

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    People say Tony can't cook. Those people would be correct. Yet, Tony never backed down from a challenge before.
    This is a record of how to use a kitchen for reasons other than intended, and of all the shenanigans a motley crew of wayward heroes can fall into.

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    A story written for a Christmas present for a dear friend of mine, using her favorite pairings and character situations. Implied SteveXTony, and ClintXCoulson (Which, in her happy world, Coulson lives . ) Rated T to be safe It was a few days before Christmas, and Avengers tower was filled with the sounds of carols, the pretty Christmas lights that Steve and Thor had put up, and-
    I know it's past Christmas by alot, but i just got my invite a day or so ago. So, I'm posting it now. Better late than never >.

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