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    Aliens cast a magic spell on Earth to help humans find their mates. Darcy is NOT having it – she doesn’t even know a James or Steve, and she prefers free will, thank you very much. Eight months later, she finds a huge gem in her jewelry box that appears to stop time, and shit really starts to get weird.

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    Tony tries to set up Darcy with his Awesome Facial Hair Bro on Christmas Eve.

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    They're the perfect two. That's all you need to need to know.

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    1/?
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    In where all the Avengers meet all the Agents and, after a brief discussion, there is a mission.

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    “-I mean Stark is anti mutant, but what about his son?” Jean said. Raising one eyebrow while still looking at her book.
    “Starks son has not been seen in public for a long time. Only news we have is of him graduating this year. Not enough to judge, but still wary, as he must be around his dad a lot.” Ororo said; crossing her arms and sighing.
    “Excuse me for being curious, but how did this conversation start?” Toni asked. Everyone looked up at him and there was a short silence. They obviously were shocked that there was someone in the world that hadn’t heard about Howard Stark's plans.

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    “-I mean Stark is anti mutant, but what about his son?” Jean said. Raising one eyebrow while still looking at her book.
    “Starks son has not been seen in public for a long time. Only news we have is of him graduating this year. Not enough to judge, but still wary, as he must be around his dad a lot.” Ororo said; crossing her arms and sighing.
    “Excuse me for being curious, but how did this conversation start?” Toni asked. Everyone looked up at him and there was a short silence. They obviously were shocked that there was someone in the world that hadn’t heard about Howard Stark's plans.

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    Tony pranks Steve and Bucky on Flag Day

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    1/1
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    Tony was just trying to help. Everyone knows that. No one is mad.

    Except Tony. Tony is really, really mad.

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    Tony’s dying. No way in hell is he telling Phil. No. He just has to somehow make all of his friends hate him and at the same time make sure they’re taken care of after he’s gone. He doesn’t want them to grieve, after all.

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    Tony needs to deal with things.

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    Tony comes to, trussed up like a Thanksgiving turkey, and there's smoke in the air. This can't be good...

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    1/1
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    Fisk's men make an appearance, and Tony has to get the Sheriff and Junior out of his place. Pronto.

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    1/1
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    4
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    The second bonding exercise: a night out. The first, the Avenger Movie Night went smoothly mainly because Miyazaki. The Avengers Night Out is not going as well, mainly because:

    a) Sam gets vertigo in the Hurricane.
    b) Bucky plus Natasha plus Clint plus vodka ends in bullets.
    c) Steve Rogers can't stop being Steve Rogers.
    d) Tony Stark is an ass.

    Will the "Night Out for the Sad Doctor" go any better? Why is he grinning? And why Bucky can't stop eating?

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    Steve Rogers may or may not have just picked up a prostitute. This may or may not be Tony Stark’s fault.

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    Murder isn't something the hotel can overlook, and since it was a member of the Navy that died, it's NCIS they call.

    Tony knows he should probably run.

    But. Well. If he's going to be salted anyway, he might as well say hello, right?

    McGeek would kill him for this if he wasn't already dead.

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    1/1
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    2
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    1. No Tony you cannot buy Pokemon Go. No you cannot make an Avenger themed nor name it Avenger Go. (Or Avenger Assemble Go)

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    1/1
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    2
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    419
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    “Look, Klondike.” Tony draws a complicated diagram in the air. “Sometimes the only way you can get Capsicle to do anything you want him to do-” He draws a circle and drags his finger to the right. “Is to get him angry enough to make him want to do it himself.” He mimics a small explosion, then looks expectantly at Barnes.

    Barnes blinks.

    “Ergo,” Tony says, “go out with me.”

     

    [EDIT: Now includes an epilogue!]

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    A story in conversations.

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    1/?
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    16
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    2
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    There is always a positive and a negative. Positive – Thor and Loki’s relationship is still going great. Negative – Thor realises that there are some things you can’t escape from. While dealing with his own problems, Thor begins to see that maybe he’s not the only one with secrets.

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    A collection of hilarious and telling anecdotes from Avengers Tower.

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    1/1
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    2
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    47
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    6
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