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    Personally Tony thinks “Power Rangers” sound like something you found inside knock-off Cap’n Crunch cereal boxes during the late 1980s, but then one of his best friends is called War Machine so really, who is he to judge?

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    In hindsight, Harry had not expected Maraudering Matters to actually matter that much. It was just an experiment to try to get his life back in line after his past, after the decisions he had made - now all he was left with was pictures and memories and no pensieve - 'And the coffeehouse. Don't forget the goddamn coffeehouse.'

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    5 times the Avengers helped out Spider-Man, and 1 time someone else did.

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    In which Thor returns to Earth and discovers that the Avengers have fallen apart – with Ross being to blame. He does not take the news well.

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    Tony Stark is hallucinogenic.

    or the one where Peter's been dreaming about Tony Stark since he was fourteen and then suddenly it's not just in his head.

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    Thor was trying to be a good big bro to his recently outed brother, but Loki had no idea what finally confessing his orientation to his family would mean for him. Or what chance meetings it would lead to in unlikely places.

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    "Sometimes bad guys make the best good guys." -Nathan Ford, Leverage

    Phil Coulson has a plan, and for that, he needs the help of some criminals.

     

    Based on the TV show Leverage.

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    Lots of AUs, lots of Stucky, if you have any prompts or AUs you'd like to see, comment them or message me!

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    Loki went to the Avengers compound in search of Thor, but he's not there. Instead he meets a chick with telepathy. Summaries are hard.

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    Steve wants to avoid team drama, and Bucky wants to drill Tony Stark through the mattress, which will cause drama.

    Solution, order a sex doll from RealLife, a high tech android company that caters to people who want to fuck celebrities.

    The problem? Tony keeps track of who is ordering his dolls… and decides to replace the most recent order with the actual Tony Stark...

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    Darcy has a naughty dream about some sexy Avengers and then struggles to keep it from her mind while at work. Hilarity, awkwardness, teasing, sexual tension and wooing ensue.

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    Peter got kidnapped two years ago and Venom breaks him out. Peter walks home but Aunt May wasn’t there, neither was her stuff. He walked the only place he could think of at the time, the Avengers HQ. even though he was covered in blood he didn’t get many strange glances.

    Peter was terrified everywhere he went. He learned his Aunt was dead and Venom wouldn’t leave him alone. someone else has news for him and no ones sure how he’s going to react.

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    “...and I know you’re all dying to know where we’re going on Friday! Well, I think you’ll be excited to know that we’re actually going to Stark Industries!”

    The class’s reaction was instant and dramatic. Several people gasped, someone dropped their pencil, and Peter was surprised Flash’s neck didn’t snap the way he spun around so fast to stare at the boy.

    Peter’s own reaction was less excitement and more mild terror.

     

    Peter's class takes a trip to Stark Industries.

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    Lately (and okay, yes, Clint, ‘lately’ is entirely subjective and in this case means something like ‘since fourth year’), Bucky’s noticed that he’s been a little...interested in his best friend. It had been exhausting for a while, sure, but by the end of sixth year it was just a normal part of his life. The sky is blue. Water is wet. His friends are assholes. His stomach swoops sometimes when Steve does something innocuous. Just another day in the life.

    Except this particular day in the life is Valentine’s Day, which means the professors want to give their poor dying graduating class a break from hyperventilating over NEWTs. And God’s a fucking sadist, which means the professors are giving them a ‘break’ by ‘taking things easy’ and giving all the seventh years lessons on ‘romantically-themed course material.’

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    HYDRA has been a threat ever since WWII and continues to be one till this day. But when the Avengers receive intel on the whereabouts of the last remaining HYDRA base, they jump at the opportunity to end HYDRA once and for all.

    But what happens when once they arrive, the base is already destroyed?

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    A collection of scenes and snippets from the Sandbridge 'verse that didn't fit into any of the longer stories, but which we wanted to share anyway.

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    És aztán, mintha amúgy nem az elhidegült biológiai apák leggázabbja lenne, Tony Stark hirtelen megállt, felemelte a napszemüvegét (hiszen persze, hogy napszemüveget vesz fel egy áprilisi napon az előadó teremben), és a hímringyók történetének legalaposabb és legnyilvánvalóbb vizslatásával illette Strange professzort.
    Aztán visszatolta orrára a szemüveget, és győzedelmes vigyorát a tanárnak szegezve azt mondta, „Természetesen én Tony Stark volnék.”
    Avagy: Peter Parker rosszul érzi magát és el akar lógni a neurológia előadásáról. Tony csak segíteni akar (és talán randira hívni a fia jóképű tanárát). Stephen Strange pedig csak békében le akarja adni az óráját.

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    Set after the event of New York in which Loki invaded and battled with the Avengers instead of being returned to Asgard he is taken prisoner and placed in a cell on earth, supposedly overseen by Tony Stark and Shield.

    During his three months there he is tortured and starved and ignored by everyone but the guards that beat and abuse him. Thor decides it is time to pay a visit to his little brother and check on his welfare and rehabilitation.

    Spring 2018: On hiatus until further notice. I need to revisit/rewrite/improve as I’m not happy with it. Feels derivative...and had very little feedback

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    Impulse control; that was decidedly one of Tony Stark’s biggest problems. As in, he didn’t fucking have any. Which was how he ended up spread out on his workshop table, missing most of his clothes, and being rawed by his own armor.

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