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    Nick celebrates a birthday, and his younger sister throws him a surprise party

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    1/1
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    5
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    A collection of one-shots containing oodles of hilarious, unmentionable, and down-right rude jokes. From tongue-in-cheek, double entendre to taboo. No character is exempt from the rude, crude, and totally uproarious adult gags. Find out in Deku Unscripted. {AU} READ at your own risk!

    Update on 8/1/18: The Closet (Izuku makes a deal with a cheating Toshinori.)
    Update on 8/4/18: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode I) (A collection of small stories.)

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    2/?
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    24
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    1
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    766
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    A series of one-shots and short chapters of humor, romance, mishaps, misadventures between Jaune and the women of RWBY. Jaune is the hero of these stories. What led to these events? Find out in the anthology Jaune's Awakening. {AU}

    Update on 8/2/18: The Visit (Jaune x Kali) (Kali and Ghira are expecting their sperm donor. Why is Jaune at their door?)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    6
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    15
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    6
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    Doomguy is pissed. So fucking pissed, he's going to travel across space and time just to fuckin' punch all the baddies so hard that their brain cases explode into a shower of crunchy mist. It's nothing more than a melting pot of psychotic frustration and explicitly sensual violence— what's not to love? Seething with action and heavy metal; dripping with brutal gore and twisted nonsense! Endless fun for the entire family! RIP AND TEAR!

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    16,655
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    5
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    8
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    125
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    Short stories/ficlets inspired by online writing prompts. Will add more tags as I progress.
    The Origins of Mermaids
    Hera, on Zeus's (many, many) infidelities
    Teddy bears as protectors of children
    Unusual forms of love
    The Devil's typo

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    English
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    7/?
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    3
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    54
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    4
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    795
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    In a land of myth, in a time full of anachronisms, a certain warlock worked for a certain prince.

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    60
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    10
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    “My name is Desmond Lockheart,” he said, brushing the grime off his suit. “Not that it means anything to a nobody like you.”

    “And what brings you to Underworld, Mister Lockheart?” Willow asked. “And before you start, it definitely is my business.”

    Desmond didn't so much as flinch. An amateur would tell a bold-faced lie, but he wasn’t a dabbler in subterfuge. He’d spent a lifetime donning identities like cheap shirts. The closer a ruse was to the truth, the better it fit.

    “Little bird told me a fellow’s brains got plastered all over a wall in this place not too long ago,” he said. “I’m interested in the full story.”

     

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    Desmond chases another rival in the Great Game - an old nemesis with a knack for breaking the human spirit. When the odds mount against him, Desmond must rely on an unlikely ally, or risk losing the Game for good.

    (Sequel to my Charon fic Settling the Books. You might enjoy reading it beforehand, but it's by no means a requirement.)

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    1/?
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    Watson has writer's block and resorts to an unorthodox solution.

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    English
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    275
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    4
    Kudos:
    8
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    60
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    In pleasant weather, a stroll in the park is just the thing.

    Language:
    English
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    221
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    55
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    Murder isn't a game. But if it were, you wouldn't want to play against Jeyne Marpell. She always wins.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    196
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    R3-Z9 sneaks out to hear her hero speak at a secret droid rally.

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    Boxmore Enterprises no longer ships through the post office following a terrible event.

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    9
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    Chat Noir may have a tiny problem... that is, a really big one!

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    English
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    1/2
    Comments:
    2
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    20
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    4
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    Hagrid and Dobby experience sexual magic as they both try something new.

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    37
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    Unspeakables use the Pensieve Protocol often, routinely. But Draco Malfoy may be using it a little more than is advisable.

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    18,196
    Chapters:
    8/8
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    1
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    34
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    556
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    Beach City's crime rate is exceptionally low. The exception being when two of nearby Gotham City's most terrible villains have escaped Arkham Asylum.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    7
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    39
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    8
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    331
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    Kara visits Barbara for a dinner at her apartment, but things heat up pretty quickly and before they know it, they get in bed for the first time.

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    14
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    Greg se va de crucero para relajarse después de un traumático divorcio.
    Quizás el calor de la playa le haga encontrar a la persona indicada.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    10,904
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    46
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    287
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    It is the day of the weekly fanfic comparison meeting.

    The fanfiction writing sites are comparing their fics when Tumblr tries to shut them down for their kinky smut of taboo pairings.

    But who are we kidding- this is fanfiction! It can never be shut down!!!!!~

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    457
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    23
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    The Enterprise receives orders from command to put up comment boxes in the departments. The results are not good.

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    1,061
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    268

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