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    “Look. You’re hunting some child-snatching boogeyman, and there’s got to be a reason. If it’s not the greater good - or whatever you jerk it to at night - then what is it? Revenge?”
    “Self defense.”
    “Huh?”
    “It’s self defense. I like living, and if I want to continue doing that in peace, then this son of a bitch has to die.”

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    Desmond chases another rival in the Great Game - an old nemesis with a knack for breaking the human spirit. When the odds mount against him, Desmond must rely on an unlikely ally, or risk losing the Game for good.

    (Sequel to my Charon fic Settling the Books. You might enjoy reading it beforehand, but it's by no means a requirement.)

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    A psychologist delivers the results of an exam she administered to my favorite 2000-year-old vamp. Not quite a silly but not entirely serious either. No real spoilers, but takes place after The Vampire Armand.

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    Following a misunderstanding in the McDuck Enterprises laboratory, Launchpad goes on a quest to save Dr. Gearloose from the awful 80s Saturday Morning Cartoon PSA Villain that is DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!

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    Doomguy is pissed. So fucking pissed, he's going to travel across space and time just to fuckin' punch all the baddies so hard that their brain cases explode into a shower of crunchy mist. It's nothing more than a melting pot of psychotic frustration and explicitly sensual violence— what's not to love? Seething with action and heavy metal; dripping with brutal gore and twisted nonsense! Endless fun for the entire family! RIP AND TEAR!

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    How can one bare the weight of being the last? How is that fair?

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    This is a collection of one-shots and chapters that didn't "make the cut." Follow Hiro as he deals with the challenges of his budding adolescence. From fighting crime to combating danger to even dealing with the women who adore the lovable Hiro. A combination of romance, drama, angst, and lemon are included in this anthology.

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    A series of one-shots and short chapters of humor, romance, mishaps, misadventures between Jaune and the women of RWBY. Jaune is the hero of these stories. What led to these events? Find out in the anthology Jaune's Awakening. {AU}

    Update on 9/30/18: The Ill Attempts of Comedy (Part I)

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    A collection of one-shots containing oodles of hilarious, unmentionable, and down-right rude jokes. From tongue-in-cheek, double entendre to taboo. No character is exempt from the rude, crude, and totally uproarious adult gags. Find out in Deku Unscripted. {AU} READ at your own risk!

    Update on 8/1/18: The Closet (Izuku makes a deal with a cheating Toshinori.)
    Update on 8/4/18: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode I) (A collection of small stories.)
    Update on 8/15/18: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode II)
    Update on 8/18/18: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode III)
    Update on 9/21/18: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode IV)

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    The Buffybot gives Spike what he deserves.

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    I love the smell of precious cinnamon rolls in the morning! Like I also love watching the Great British Bake-Off, although I don't claim to be a baker myself...it's fun to imagine that I could master choux and croissants and all those other delicacies. As far as I'm concerned, it would take a superhero to concoct most of those projects. Hmm....

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    “Man! Whatever’s in this briefcase, these guys sure aren’t happy we’re taking it.”

    Revving the engine, Keith glances over his shoulder. “Any other mind-blowing discoveries you’d like to share with the class?”

    There's a case brewing in Arus. After an unexpected reunion, Keith and Lance resolve to crack it.
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    When Laufey and Odin's dealings turn sour, Loki follows Thor to a remote cabin in the hopes of finding some semblence of normality, if only for a while.

    Sequel to my mafia AU 'In Spite of Everything'.

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    Short stories/ficlets inspired by online writing prompts. Will add more tags as I progress.
    The Origins of Mermaids
    Hera, on Zeus's (many, many) infidelities
    Teddy bears as protectors of children
    Unusual forms of love
    The Devil's typo

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    Nick celebrates a birthday, and his younger sister throws him a surprise party

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    In a land of myth, in a time full of anachronisms, a certain warlock worked for a certain prince.

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    Watson has writer's block and resorts to an unorthodox solution.

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    In pleasant weather, a stroll in the park is just the thing.

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    Murder isn't a game. But if it were, you wouldn't want to play against Jeyne Marpell. She always wins.

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    R3-Z9 sneaks out to hear her hero speak at a secret droid rally.

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    Boxmore Enterprises no longer ships through the post office following a terrible event.

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