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    John and Sherlock get a new script to act out. Something called 'Dark John'. John is familiar with the trope, Sherlock? Not so much. Guess John's gonna have to teach him, huh.

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    Eddie Brock loves Venom.

    Venom loves Eddie Brock.

    Symbiote biology is plastic, evolving quicker than most species, and it has evolved to involve a human host in a happy, mutual relationship.

    Symbrock, and the consequences of unplanned parenthood.

    (an entry for NaNoWriMo 2018.)

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    Chewbacca discovers that Artoo has secrets. Being a droid revolutionary is just one of them.

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    Which is short for Bangtan Sonyeondan.
    They're my heart's sole delight,
    Reassuring and bright—
    And can wreck me like no one else can.

    Just a collection of dirty limericks about BTS, written to keep my mind off losing what little of a job I had. It was for a church, so if holy work isn't working out, what else can I do but sin?

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    Being left with no other choice Ajay stays at the table and waits for Pagan's return. After all, he did say he cleared his calendar for him. Time to join with the villains and tear shit up!

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    The Joker has a new lethal weapon with an unusual method of death for Gotham's citizens.

    Death by Sex!

    Women exposed to this toxin will die unless the poison is literally screwed out of them with multiple repetitions as well as only a short window of time before they can be spared.
    What will the Terrific Trio do when Joker captures them and virginal young Batgirl has gotta have it, or die for real?
    Hold on to your TV Remotes!

    Stay tuned to this bat-channel, we're going to be having a fun ride.

    Give a kudos if you laughed, groaned, or even enjoyed, it's like a tips jar at Starbucks
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    (This is my attempt at a humorous and lemony and somewhat cracked version of Batman 1966.)
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    In memory of Yvonne Craig and Adam West. The world of Bat-fans will miss you both. RIP.

    Edited December 7th, 2017: for additional clarity, fixed a few mistakes, added a few details that I'd left out. After all, you can't read my imagination, I have to write it all down first!

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    The thing about becoming a Guardian after three-hundred years of messing about is that you really start to believe in redemption.

    So when time travel plonks itself down on the table, Jack decides it’s about time he made friends with the darkness - Pitch Black himself.

    Yeah, there’s no way this could go wrong.

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    A man is found after going missing for seven years, but investigators stumble into unexpected circumstances.

    (AU in which Junpei Niki is found, and the woman lives and so does her kid. Also characters get names, and there are jokes about obsessions with inanimate objects.)

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    A tongue-in-cheek moodboard dedicated to the true lord of House Dondarrion.

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    Exactly what it says on the tin. It's a high school AU. No twists, no subversions, no deconstructions.

    You're probably going to read this anyway.

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    Rotten destiny. Others get to find treasures, invent machines, and tell legends. What was Cérea saddled with? She was doomed to dream of two things every night - a dragon and a dying male sylvari. The dragon she had to kill, the sylvari she wanted to save. Not even Mother Tree knew how she was supposed to accomplish that.

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    Fitness is more than just physicality. It's also the quality of being suited (or unsuited) for a role or life event.

    Steve has spent a lifetime trying to measure up.

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    A series of one-shots and short chapters of humor, romance, mishaps, misadventures between Jaune and the women of RWBY. Jaune is the hero of these stories. What led to these events? Find out in the anthology Jaune's Awakening. {AU}

    Update on 9/30/18: The Ill Attempts of Comedy (Part I)
    Update on 11/23/18: The Ill Attempts of Comedy (Part II)

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    Exposed to ominous circumstances involving Team Science, the triplets and Webby have come to a singular conclusion: Gyro Gearloose is going to kill someone.

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    “Look. You’re hunting some child-snatching boogeyman, and there’s got to be a reason. If it’s not the greater good - or whatever you jerk it to at night - then what is it? Revenge?”
    “Self defense.”
    “Huh?”
    “It’s self defense. I like living, and if I want to continue doing that in peace, then this son of a bitch has to die.”

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    Desmond chases another rival in the Great Game - an old nemesis with a knack for breaking the human spirit. When the odds mount against him, Desmond must rely on an unlikely ally, or risk losing the Game for good.

    (Sequel to my Charon fic Settling the Books. You might enjoy reading it beforehand, but it's by no means a requirement.)

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    A psychologist delivers the results of an exam she administered to my favorite 2000-year-old vamp. Not quite a silly but not entirely serious either. No real spoilers, but takes place after The Vampire Armand.

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    Following a misunderstanding in the McDuck Enterprises laboratory, Launchpad goes on a quest to save Dr. Gearloose from the awful 80s Saturday Morning Cartoon PSA Villain that is DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!

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    Doomguy is pissed. So fucking pissed, he's going to travel across space and time just to fuckin' punch all the baddies so hard that their brain cases explode into a shower of crunchy mist. It's nothing more than a melting pot of psychotic frustration and explicitly sensual violence— what's not to love? Seething with action and heavy metal; dripping with brutal gore and twisted nonsense! Endless fun for the entire family! RIP AND TEAR!

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    33/?
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    How can one bare the weight of being the last? How is that fair?

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    This is a collection of one-shots and chapters that didn't "make the cut." Follow Hiro as he deals with the challenges of his budding adolescence. From fighting crime to combating danger to even dealing with the women who adore the lovable Hiro. A combination of romance, drama, angst, and lemon are included in this anthology.

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    16,142
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    8/?
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    53
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    7
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