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    After Todd and Dirk take a trip out for breakfast, their meal takes an unexpected turn...

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    So this is basically it's own story based off of the tv show but it takes place in a fictional place and time. Amanda is accused of being a witchakookoo and has to flee her village. Martin and the rest of the Rowdy 3 are leaders of a Viking village that find Amanda and hide her from persecution. Meanwhile Todd is trying to find his sister (guilt ridden for not confessing of having the same abilities as her) Along the way he finds Dirk, a cursed foreigner who agrees to help Todd find his sister in hopes that she can help remove his curse of constant bad luck and being 'Connected to the universe'.

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    "It's very easy to act like a jerk, and then say, 'Well, I'm a jerk so that's that.' But it's not like... being a bloody werewolf, is it?"

    The werewolf AU that no one asked for. Takes place during 1.05 "Very Erectus."

    The rating will go way up at some point, but porny chapters will be clearly marked and easily avoided if that's not your cup of tea.

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    Todd jerked back to the present, shook himself and looked appropriately attentive. Going by the slightly indignant expression on Dirk's face (and when did he start finding that adorable? ) , Todd was fooling no one.

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    "Секрет успеха - в искренности. Как только вы сможете её изобразить, считайте, что дело в шляпе" (с) один из законов Мёрфи

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    Todd's band, Mexican Funeral, was - in his opinion - the best band in the land. Dirk's band, The Coinkydinks, was - in Todd's opinion - the worst. Todd hated Dirk. He hated the music he played, he hated the outfits they wore on stage, and most of all he hated their name, Coinkydinks. And with Silas of the Mexican Funeral dating Panto of the Coinkydinks, Todd was forced to spend time with flamboyant Dirk Gently. But something about Dirk that isn't what Todd expected. It was almost like the universe was pushing them to each other.

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    Todd Brotzman was a light sleeper. He may have been a little paranoid about things that go bump in the night, but when a thunderstorm and a faint knock at his door at 2am converge, he knew it couldn't just be coincidence.

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    Amanda and Todd were supposed to drift together and fight the monsters that periodically plagued the world. Their drift tests fail again and again, forcing Lieutenant Farah Black to find alternative pilots for the siblings.

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    Of course Dirk has some extremely important questions that can only be asked in the middle of the goddamn night, obviously.

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    The universe is angry, the universe is at war with itself. Something happened. Something that wasn't supposed to happen. There was a shift in the balance, and now Marzanna has been sent hurtling down into the depths to compensate for something being flung upwards into the sky, higher than they should ever go. The universe is trying to save someone - Project Icarus - and has decided that Marzanna is worth sacrificing.

     

    (The universe makes a mistake, and that mistake needs to be fixed)

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    Formerly "Never Let You Go"

    It seemed that the universe was finally rewarding them, taking a break from the hectic mess that their lives had become, only to rip it out of their hands. Blackwing is back with a vengeance it no longer cares to hold back, not even for those innocently swept up in the wake of one Prjoect Icarus. Farah and Todd do their best to muster up an escape plan, while Amanda and Vogel attempt a rescue mission with eventual help from Bart and Ken. Dirk just tries to get through every new experiment, hoping against hope that anyone is coming for him ... although it would be nice if that someone was a certain assisfriend ...

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    “I’m going to teach you to love Christmas again, Todd,” Dirk informed him. “I’ve decided.”

    “Uh, how are you planning on doing that, exactly?”

    “We’re going to celebrate the twelve days of Christmas,” Dirk said. “We’ll do every Christmassy thing we can possibly imagine for twelve days straight, and by the time Christmas actually rolls around, we’ll have replaced all your bad memories with good ones.”

    “The first day of Christmas is the twenty-fifth, Dirk. The last day is in January.”

    “Well, that’s anticlimactic,” Dirk pouted, thinking for a moment. “Doesn’t matter. We’ll do it backwards.” Upon seeing the hesitant expression on Todd’s face, Dirk groaned and grabbed his hands. “Come on, Todd, it’ll be like… exposure therapy! Only instead of trapping a claustrophobic in a box, I’m going to trap you under a spruce tree.”

    Dirk takes it upon himself to make Todd love Christmas again. Piles of fluff abound. Can be read as a standalone, or as a sequel to Breathe in the Future.

    Written for the DGHDA Christmas Mini Bang 2017.

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    Dirk meets Todd's family. It's fine. Kind of.

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    Dirk was familiar with Christmas in theory but not practice. Todd and Farah were happy to go along for the ride.

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    For the DGHDA Christmas Mini Bang 2017

    “Okay, okay, do you know what a Holistic Detective is?”

    “No.”

    How the heck was Todd supposed to explain Holistic Detection to the guy who actually invented it?

    In which holistic detective Dirk Gently loses his memory after an unfortunate shovel accident, and he and Todd Brotzman are thrust into a bizarre case featuring ghosts, Romania, and, dare I say it, romance?

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    This was weird. The whole situation was weird. Todd didn’t understand how he had managed to get himself into this. There was a merman. In his bath.
    an au in which Dirk is a merman and moves in with Todd.

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    *Written for the DGHDA Mini Christmas Bang*

    “All these things a customer does not do, and yet here I am, buying a flower, which is a thing a customer definitely does, is it not?” Dirk asked Todd as he got out three singles and handed them over. “So if I do all these things a customer doesn’t do, but I’m being a customer and buying something, what does that make me?” Todd thought about this as he cashed the money out, offering Dirk the change before setting it on the till again when he shook his head.

    “A pain in my ass.” he finally answered.

    Dirk only looked pleased.

    Dirk is the last thing Todd expected to find in a flower shop, but he might just be the thing Todd needed the most.

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    AU-ish. Set after the events of season one, which somehow unfolded without Todd’s help. Todd and Amanda share an apartment and she encountered their neighbor, Dirk Gently, a few weeks before Todd moved in.

    Amanda has decided it's time for the two of them to meet.

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    Dirk and Todd make it back to the agency absurdly late at night, too late to go home really, so they might as well sleep on the couch together, wrapped in each other's arms, passing a few kisses before passing tf out.

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    Todd and Amanda own a bookshop. One day, Dirk arrives there.

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    15
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    1
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    155

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