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    "But what do you want me to do for them?" Dirk keeps pressing, hovering in the bathroom door. He's curled in on himself, and it's a strange look for the detective to wear.

    "Dirk, I don't want you to do anything. They're a gift, man, I thought you'd like them." Todd looks between Dirk's hunched figure and the books that sit on the other end of the couch. "Like, it's fine?”

    "No." Dirk's voice is surprisingly sharp. "I mean, no. No, I just. You're giving it to me, no, catch?"

    In all his life, Todd has never had a pang in his chest as painful as the one that those words gave him.

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    'Il mio vecchio affittuario mi ha scritto ieri, e a quanto sembra devo andare a prendere le mie cose o le getterà in un cassonetto.'
    'In un che cosa?' chiese Todd, sedendosi pesantemente sul divano.
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    Dirk e Todd vanno a Londra.

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    A collection of oneshots where Dirk shows his hidden talent for singing. None of the stories are connected and are made to stand on their own, and all of the songs are sung by Samuel Barnett (links are provided).

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    Todd and Dirk are captured by Priest at the Cardenas' house.

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    The one where Dirk loses himself, and Todd has no way to find him.

    "I scrubbed furiously, crying into the water as it swirled, but nothing would wash their blood off my hands.

    Nothing."

    (This is my first fic so it's probably horrible but you won't know unless you try, right?)

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    Buzzfeed Unsolved AU: Dirk and Todd are paranormal investigators with a relatively popular youtube channel. When they decide to go visit a supposedly haunted house in Todd's hometown (and bring Amanda along with them) things go a bit different than usual.

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    A collection of oneshots for Dirk Gently - summaries for each in the beginning notes.
    Chapter 13: Even for Dirk, this plan is incredibly stupid.

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    When Todd and Farah agree to take Dirk to his first public party after much persistence on his part, he gets a little too drunk, and Todd has to deal with the repercussions.

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    Amanda dreams of flowers and finds - or possibly steals - a lantern that shows some strange things.

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    Todd is hunting with his sister when he meets Holistic Detective, Dirk Gently.

    He never imagined he would ever turn out to be anyone's knight in shining flannel, but it didn't really matter if they're both saving each other, anyway.

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    Despite the state of his apartment, his dubious job, and the overall not-put-together-ness of his entire life, Todd is a grown man in his 30s. He's not exactly excited to crash a college Halloween party, but Dirk had very much wanted to come. It really isn’t Dirk’s scene, though, so maybe Todd is right about tonight being a new case. Maybe when he loses Dirk in the crowd of costumed people, it's the beginning of a new crazy adventure.

    Not that there is any reason to believe any universe stuff will be happening tonight, and he doesn’t need, you know, the threat of apocalyptic repercussions to hang out with his best friend. But when Dirk ‘very much’ wants stuff to happen, well…

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    Что если кролик, за которым гнался Тодд, попал в Бергсберг из другой вселенной? Таймлайн второй серии второго сезона, кроссовер с каноном сериала "Волшебники".

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    A run in with one of Todd's ex-boyfriends leads to Dirk learning things neither he nor Todd ever wanted him to know. And a bit of necessary payback against said ex.

    This story contains semi-graphic sex acts being unknowingly filmed and unintentionally witnessed. Be warned.

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    “What’s that?” Dirk asked, handing Todd his mug before parking himself against Todd’s desk.

    “Oh,” Todd said, gulping down half his Irish Breakfast like he’d been dying for it. “[The client's] coat.”

    Dirk sipped his tea while Todd finished logging the transaction in a spreadsheet on the computer screen. Dirk wasn’t allowed to open that file, because he had a penchant for accidental deletion.

    “Looks rather nice,” Dirk remarked, enjoying the warmth of his mug while Todd got up and went over to fetch the costly item. “Did we keep her phone number?”

    “Yeah, but we don’t need to call,” Todd said. “These furs are part of the payment. I didn’t have the heart to tell her making up the difference in some way wasn’t necessary.”

    [Readable as stand-alone PWP, but also #5 in Glow sequence. One-Eyed-Bossman requested Todd in a fur coat, so...]

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    As they made their escape in the Kellum truck, Beast insinuated herself between Dirk and Todd.

    “Beauty-beauty boyfriends brave,” she crooned, directing her singsong at anyone who’d listen.

    Amanda, processing that on top of the kiss, abruptly punched Todd in the shoulder. “You slut!”

    “Hey, ow,” Todd said, shoving her halfheartedly in return. “We don’t get a thank-you?”

    “I assure you there’s plenty of wantonness on both sides,” Dirk protested. “Mutual sluttery.”

    [COMPLETED 10/14/18, in continued response to kelspots's request for a transition into S2 events. For anon, who wanted a S1 fix-it.]

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    Po ich ostatniej sprawie i ostatecznym otwarciu Holistycznej Agencji Detektywistycznej, wszystko wydaje się takie, jak powinno. Ale wszechświat, projekt Blackwing oraz kilka innych elementów sprawia, że wszystko ponownie staje na głowie, a sprawa zniknięcia mieszkańców pewnego miasteczka i pojawienie się kolejnych ludzi, przypominających Dirka zmienia dosłownie całość.

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    The Universe doesn't want to be fixed. Just leave her alone.

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    “I don’t know what I would do, Dirk, if you got captured. So-- So don’t apologize for being a good friend, okay? Because you are. You’re the best friend anyone could ever hope for, and Mona knows you’re coming for her. She knows. And she’ll be okay until we get there.”

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    They're on a rescue mission to save Mona Wilder from Blackwing, and they can do anything so long as they have each other.

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    Dirk sucked in his breath, obviously apprehensive. “Was there anything else unusual about it?”

    “Well, the whole thing was messed-up,” Todd said, trying to downplay it, “but it did something to our eyes. Changed the shapes of our pupils? Like—like a bad trip, or something.”

    “Not that I have much to go on,” Dirk said shakily, “but I feel like I’m having one right now.”

    [Another that can be read as a stand-alone, probably, but follows its precedents in Glow. Fills this prompt.]

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    It isn't that he wants to punish himself. It's just a matter of supply.

    Can be read as gen or pre-relationship or maybe relationship. Body horror is pararibulitis attack typical.

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    Todd got up, leaving Dirk to flop face-first, softly whimpering, into the warm spot he’d vacated.

    “Hey, wait a minute,” Todd said, pressing the back of his hand to Dirk’s cheek. “Are you sick?”

    “No,” Dirk whined into the pillow, swallowing painfully. “I’m just disinclined to be vertical due to—” he rolled over, finding that his limbs felt heavy “—a bunch of random aches and pains.”

    [Totally readable as a stand-alone, but definitely follows on from Our Own Thing and Dark Days, Wild Nights.]

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    93
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