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    In which Todd goes to rescue Dirk from Blackwing, but ends up getting himself captured. Now detective and assist-friend must rely on each other's strength while they wait for Amanda and Farah to come and rescue them. Though Amanda also may or may not ever forgive her brother.

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    7/12
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    17
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    43
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    10
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    The age old trope in which Person A (Dirk) and Person b (Todd) are forced to share a bed in their hotel room.

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    1/1
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    4
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    41
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    Between being awakened by his sister in his apartment after passing out at the Spring Mansion showdown, and discovering a few hours later that Dirk was missing, his sister was missing, and he now had pararibulitis and was pretty much on the run, &c &c, Todd went through quite a few emotional ups and downs at the end of the first season. This is an exploration of Todd's mental state in those couple hours, but most importantly, an exploration of why he brought Dirk one of his Mexican Funeral t-shirts to wear, because I was not gonna stop fixating on that until I'd written a couple thousand words about it.

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    1/1
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    3
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    25
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    1
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    187
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    They started out as a joke but quickly ended up being the last resort. The universe apparently really wants Todd to pull them up and deal with it.

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    1/1
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    12
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    22
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    2
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    169
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    Dirk Gently and Amanda Brotzman are Meme Lords. Todd is Long Suffering. Farah steers clear.

    This is all chat log, not written-out fic, but is essentially crack fic. Consider it the plot of a crack fic, written in logs, by two people memeing one another. Burdened with glorious meme-age, letting the DGHDA characters go where they wont with memes. No ragerts.

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    953
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    4
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    2
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    78
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    Todd Brotzman walks dogs for a living, and Dirk Gently really loves dogs.

    Alls well that ends well.

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    1/1
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    6
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    44
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    2
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    287
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    These are 26 little Kings Of Con fics based on words starting with each letter of the alphabet. Some have ships, some don't. Each one is very different and some even have AU's! I did this on Amino but these have been edited and extended. Enjoy!

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    19,564
    Chapters:
    18/26
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    1
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    3
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    15
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    Formerly "Never Let You Go"

    It seemed that the universe was finally rewarding them, taking a break from the hectic mess that their lives had become, only to rip it out of their hands. Blackwing is back with a vengeance it no longer cares to hold back, not even for those innocently swept up in the wake of one Prjoect Icarus. Farah and Todd do their best to muster up an escape plan, while Amanda and Vogel attempt a rescue mission with eventual help from Bart and Ken. Dirk just tries to get through every new experiment, hoping against hope that anyone is coming for him ... although it would be nice if that someone was a certain assisfriend ...

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    33
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    34
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    3
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    745
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    Dirk and Todd have been together for almost two years, and our loveable detective has decided it’s time to take the next step in their relationship- though popping the question was never going to be simple when it came to Dirk Gently.

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    English
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    3,264
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    353
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    Dirk mistakes a light on an SUV as an actual, physical part of it. Which it is, but not what he thinks.

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    1/1
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    6
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    14
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    142
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    Part two of the Kurlish/Brotzly mirrors series!

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    1/1
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    17
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    The first in a series of Bart and Ken (Kurlish) scene rewrites/mirror scenes, with Dirk and Todd (Brotzly)

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    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    117
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    "“What?! Who?! Where?!” The englishman bolted upright out of bed, his normally impeccable brown hair spiked and mussed all around. It seriously looked like Dirk Gently had had epic sex last night, but Todd knew better. Dirk was a fitful sleeper, which is why he had woken Todd up in the middle of the night."

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    2/2
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    4
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    51
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    3
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    Todd, Ken, Amanda: meet your new best friends.

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    1/1
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    1
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    20
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    31
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    170
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    "My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."

    "A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.

    *

    Dirk and Todd go to London.

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    English
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    60,681
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    531
    Kudos:
    615
    Bookmarks:
    85
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    7369
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    Their lives were just beginning to start, when the Great War began.

    Read to follow the life of Amanda Brotzman and those she loves, as one of history's defining moments shapes her life.

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    3,696
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    8/?
    Comments:
    25
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    10
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    150
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    After Blackwing, Dirk struggles with living alone- especially for lack of apartment to return to, so he moves in with Todd. However there's still a lot to be done.

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    3
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    32
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    A lazy morning. A day without a case. A sleepy Todd. Dirk wishes this moment could last forever. The universe has other plans.

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    1/1
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    2
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    283
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    Dirk Gently (as he's taken to calling himself) has spent most of his life in Blackwing custody. In that time absolutely nothing of any interest has happened. Instead, a good deal of not-very-good or possibly even very-bad things have happened. These mostly involved a number of people in white coats poking and prodding him while making him guess at numbers. Outside of these unwanted visitors, the vast majority of Dirk's time is spent alone. And then one day a technician leads Dirk into a room where a boy around his age sits behind a table, looking sullen and perhaps a little nervous. Dirk likes him immediately.

    Alternate Meeting AU, in which 21 year old Dirk meets 20 year old Todd while still in Blackwing custody.

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    English
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    87
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    142

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