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    "It's very easy to act like a jerk, and then say, 'Well, I'm a jerk so that's that.' But it's not like... being a bloody werewolf, is it?"

    The werewolf AU that no one asked for. Takes place during 1.05 "Very Erectus."

    Please note the rating jump, however, the porny bits are easily avoided if that's not your cup of tea. More info on what to skip can be found in author's note of explicit chapters.

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    In this universe Todd Brotzman came down with Paraibultis at the age of fourteen. Which also causes him to develop certain powers, for lack of better words.By sixteen he was under Blackwings “care”. He meets Dirk Gently and they plot an escape together. In the words of one doctor.

    “Project Icarus and Project Afnac have a strange relationship.”

    Afnac: From Welsh mythology usual resides in lakes and rivers (according to Wikipedia)

    Todd

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    Oneshots in which Todd and Dirk don't know how to say they like each other but they try anyway :p

    unless someone gives me more prompts, this is complete, but I'll leave it on 2/? chapters just in case!

    comments welcomed <3

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    Tumblr user: @brotzlyprompts ((I love them go see them))
    Imagine Dirk staying at Todd’s house for a while, because he can’t access his own flat for some reason.

     He keeps a suitcase of clothes at the agency, so he brings them with him to Todd’s apartment. However, after the first night, Dirk cannot find the suitcase. Anywhere.

    The only solution? 

    To wear Todd’s clothes.

    Tumblr user: @dork-jently ((also love them ayyy go see them too))
    plot twist: todd stole the suitcase for this exact purpose

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    Imagine Dirk casually singing Talk Too Much - a song he heard on the radio. Todd gets flustered whenever Dirk sings it.

    Bonus: Dirk knows that Todd gets flustered, which is exactly why he’s always singing the chorus around him.

    (‘You know I talk too much,

    Honey, come put your lips on mine and shut me up’)

    ((From //brotzlyprompts on tumblr - I love them go check them out

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    Dirk Gently is a poor immigrant looking to strike in the caves and caverns of Kentucky in 1925... that is until his quest for fortune and fame come crashing down on him... a little bit too literally.

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    Years after escaping Blackwing, and still, Dirk knows he'll never be free of them.
    He just wishes the universe would stop reminding him of that.

     

    (Or: A series of connected snippets in Dirk's life as he finally becomes the detective he dreamed of being.)

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    Цикл историй, вдохновленный списком не сбывшихся злодеев, придуманных Максом Лэндисом для второго сезона. Эврисинг, как обычно, это самое!

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    В один прекрасный (нет) день Холистическое Детективное Агентство получает таинственную записку и гипсовую голову единорога. Все связано, но как именно связаны два клана мафии, прошлые работы Дирка и печенье с предсказаниями?
    Таймлайн - после второго сезона. Может содержать следы гета, слэша, юста и кокаина.

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    The other Rowdies were covered in streamers too. Vogel had them stuffed in his pockets, and was leaving a literal trail as he got out of the van. Cross had somehow braided them into his hair, and considering that Gripps was holding the color that had been braided in, it was probably him who had done it. Amanda and Martin were the only ones with without some form of party decoration in their hair, and Todd suspected that they had been the ones to set off the explosion of the streamers in the first place. Martin nodded at him.

    “Nice to see 'ya, Pup.”

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    Got the prompt for this off //brotzlyprompts on tumblr I love them okai

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    Сонгфик на песню «Cinema bizarre-Angel in disguise»

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    Dirk Gently has hated every minute of being dead. Right down to the second. He runs away from Blackwing, his home for god knows how long, and promptly starts starving under a bridge in Seattle. After a chance encounter (if breaking into an under-payed bellhop's home counts), His lif- death starts to take a turn.

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    Farah confronts the vestiges of her past as she, Dirk, and Todd travel east to visit her mother. It turns out Farah isn’t as over her father’s death as she thought she was.

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    He snagged one of Dirk’s energy drinks from the fridge, left there from countless nights of cases, nightmares, and just days where he would hang out around the apartment. Someone else would probably call him clingy, but Todd didn’t mind for the most part. He was probably a more annoying boyfriend than Dirk could ever be, and that included the almost dying twice a week. He took a drink, staring at the back of the couch as the minutes ticked by. An idea slowly began to form in his head.

    No, that was silly.

    That was ridiculous.

    That– was essentially how he defined his life at this point.

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    Due to some unforeseen financial struggles, the Mystery Gang decides to embark on a road trip to Southern California for a promising case, despite some members (read: Todd) not being entirely on board with the decision.

    A good old-fashioned, slow-burn romance. Featuring; small and shabby motel rooms not big enough for two, an extravagant wedding, tacky roadside diners and jukeboxes, inadvertent cuddling, the (somewhat enjoyed) sharing of clothing, buried feelings, and the forced sharing of motel room beds certainly not big enough for two

    (just your standard, run-of-the-mill roadtrip au ft. your two fave, hopeless boys)

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    "This is the moment. This, right here and now, is the moment that Todd’s life changes. He expects fanfare for something so monumental. Perhaps a crack of thunder, or a sudden shift in visual perception allowing him to see colors more vibrantly. He expects to feel different, joyous, full of wonder and awe at such an important moment. Todd expects...well, something, anyway.
    He gets nothing.
    Well, nothing except befuddlement and a sudden, gnawing urge to turn around and walk in any direction other than the one he’s currently headed in."

    Todd Brotzman: Fallen-angel-turned-demon who really isn't into this whole "demon" thing
    Dirk Gently: Holistic Angel who "tripped" and needs the help of his brand new assis-demon to get back up to Heaven

    Basically, Dirk and Todd are the same characters we know and love but they meet in a different way and exist within the angel/demon universe. Mannerisms and personalities are as much Canon as we are able to portray! Hope you like it!

    Update 4/11/18: for now, we are calling it complete. We may add to it in the future, we will see! Thanks for being so supportive and for reading/sharing/commenting!!

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    Or “In Which Farah Does Some Sleuthing”.

    There’s suspiciously little to be found in the Blackwing archives under the name ‘Dirk Gently’.

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    Dirk and Mona get caught in a grocery store as it is being robbed. Dirk does not do well under pressure. Todd comes to comfort him.

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