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    A collection of oneshots for Dirk Gently - summaries for each in the beginning notes.
    Chapter 8: Farah tries to make something nice for her girlfriend. Or: "I'm baking because I have lost all control over my life."

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    In this universe Todd Brotzman came down with Paraibultis at the age of fourteen. Which also causes him to develop certain powers, for lack of better words.By sixteen he was under Blackwings “care”. He meets Dirk Gently and they plot an escape together. In the words of one doctor.

    “Project Icarus and Project Afnac have a strange relationship.”

    Afnac: From Welsh mythology usual resides in lakes and rivers (according to Wikipedia)

    Todd

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    BEWARE OF INCOMING FLUFF AND FEEL GOOD SILLIES!!

    Dirk is very pleased with his decision. It’s a rather good decision--no, a downright fantastic decision! In fact, it might be the very best decision he’s ever made.

    You see, Dirk has decided that he and Todd have spent entirely too much time lately doing dull things like work and investigate and sleep. Okay, maybe investigating isn’t that dull, but he can tell that Todd and Farrah just need a break from it all. So, in a flash of insight at 3:16am, Dirk has decided that they need to have a day at the beach.

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    Dirk Gently and Red are one and the same, with one stark difference: one is rowdy, one is not. When the fabric between realities is torn open by five young Blackwing escapees, Dirk Gently must face the fears he has always held close to his heart, along with the harsh lesson that people aren’t always what they seem. Everything is chance, and nothing is set in stone.

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    Dirk had asked himself plenty of times in the past 30-odd years of his life if he was crazy, but this? This was driving him mad. It was situations like these that made him really hate Blackwing for taking away his childhood. Because now he had so many gaps to fill, and he had a feeling [a hunch] he’d never fully catch up.

     

    or,

    Dirk realising his feelings for Todd are a touch deeper than he anticipated.

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    Moments within Blackwing - partner fic to Cases and Moments, but a little darker.
    Check individual chapters for warnings but not above a T rating.
    Chapters 4: Martin reflects on his relationship with project Icarus

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    "No," Dirk answered, "I mean that boy-child is Todd. Brotzman. Not just some random child we picked up off the street and decided to adopt.” Dirk paused.” Or steal.”


    When Todd gets turned into a child, it's up to Farah and Dirk to take care of him. Kid-Todd isn't what they were expecting, though. He's talkative, happy, and expressive- exactly like a child should be. It's disconcerting to see the difference, until they figure out just why Todd is the way he is.


    written for the DGHDA beginner and big bang 2018!

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    Dirk and Farah see first-hand how much Todd trusts them.

    Part of my Brotzly Omegaverse series- stories uploaded as I write them, mostly out of chronological order, but can all be read as stand-alone one-shots.

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    "He knew that the Rowdy 3 were vampires. He knew that his sister was a witch, and Mona was a shapeshifter, and Dirk was… whatever he was, but it would take a lot more than a festering dog bite and an incident every full moon for the next three months to convince Todd that he was a werewolf."

    Todd's first instinct when confronted with a problem is to lie, this helps absolutely no one and only creates more problems and yet he doesn't learn.

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    Dirk hurts himself sometimes. Not in a major way, just enough to calm himself to the point his head doesn't feel like it's about to explode and his heart doesn't feel like it's beating out of his chest. Todd notices. Kind of. TW: Self-harm.

    Written for the 2018 DGHDA Beginner Bang.

    Beta’d by: hermitreunited.tumblr.com

    Artwork by: edenavari.tumblr.com

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    With Bart incapacitated at Blackwing the universe forces Dirk to kill in her place. Dirk, as you would expect, doesn't cope well and Todd is left to pick up the pieces.

     

    Written for the Dirk Gently Beginner Bang 2018

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    "My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."

    "A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.

    *

    Dirk and Todd go to London.

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    Todd felt he should have known something was Wrong when his boyfriend's reaction to his new shirt was buying black out curtains.

    In which Todd's apartment is invaded by a very confused and familiar Blackwing subject, and Dirk knows more than he's letting on.

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    ‘Really?’ he says.
    ‘What?’
    ‘‘Treat her gently’?’
    ‘Well, that’s what people say about cars, Todd.’
    ‘I was talking about the pun, Dirk.’
    ‘The pun? Oh, gosh, the pun!’ Dirk stares at him in dumbfounded awe. ‘Todd, this is a great day.’
    --
    our favourite detective agency have an eventful morning with yoga, dreams and a really terrible starfish.

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    Due to some unforeseen financial struggles, the Mystery Gang decides to embark on a road trip to Southern California for a promising case, despite some members (read: Todd) not being entirely on board with the decision.

    A good old-fashioned, slow-burn romance. Featuring; small and shabby motel rooms not big enough for two, an extravagant wedding, tacky roadside diners and jukeboxes, inadvertent cuddling, the (somewhat enjoyed) sharing of clothing, buried feelings, and the forced sharing of motel room beds certainly not big enough for two

    (just your standard, run-of-the-mill roadtrip au ft. your two fave, hopeless boys)

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    "It's very easy to act like a jerk, and then say, 'Well, I'm a jerk so that's that.' But it's not like... being a bloody werewolf, is it?"

    The werewolf AU that no one asked for. Takes place during 1.05 "Very Erectus."

    Please note the rating jump, however, the porny bits are easily avoided if that's not your cup of tea. More info on what to skip can be found in author's note of explicit chapters.

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    Oneshots in which Todd and Dirk don't know how to say they like each other but they try anyway :p

    unless someone gives me more prompts, this is complete, but I'll leave it on 2/? chapters just in case!

    comments welcomed <3

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    Tumblr user: @brotzlyprompts ((I love them go see them))
    Imagine Dirk staying at Todd’s house for a while, because he can’t access his own flat for some reason.

     He keeps a suitcase of clothes at the agency, so he brings them with him to Todd’s apartment. However, after the first night, Dirk cannot find the suitcase. Anywhere.

    The only solution? 

    To wear Todd’s clothes.

    Tumblr user: @dork-jently ((also love them ayyy go see them too))
    plot twist: todd stole the suitcase for this exact purpose

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    Imagine Dirk casually singing Talk Too Much - a song he heard on the radio. Todd gets flustered whenever Dirk sings it.

    Bonus: Dirk knows that Todd gets flustered, which is exactly why he’s always singing the chorus around him.

    (‘You know I talk too much,

    Honey, come put your lips on mine and shut me up’)

    ((From //brotzlyprompts on tumblr - I love them go check them out

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