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    Having just recently contracted Pararibulitis, Todd Brotzman has been living his life suspended in an unvarying slog of unfulfilling jobs and shallow depression, content to simply keep his head above water and go on surviving...

    Which is made somewhat difficult due to the unexpected and incredibly inconvenient infatuation he develops toward one Dirk Gently, the eccentric and colorful florist who has recently begun working just across the street.

    (alternatively; a simple coffee shop/flower shop au that carried itself just a bit out of hand).

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    Todd snapped on day three.

    Before that a lot happened, which made the snapping of Todd warranted, but Dirk was just there for the ride, really. It's not- well, it's not good. Not good good, anyhow.

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    1/1
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    Todd loses his concentration whilst trying to hold the portal open and ends up in Blackwing, where he sees something unexpected.

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    three months after the events of Bergsberg and Wendimoor, Dirk is kidnapped again.

    following this, it becomes very clear, very quickly, that Todd hasn't yet taken the time to mentally process the drastic shift that has taken place within his life, leading up to this point.

    this is the aftermath.

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    1/1
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    50
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    5
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    334
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    Apparently, Dirk really likes Valentine's Day. Apparently, Todd really likes Dirk.

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    1/1
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    6
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    30
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    Exactly what it says on the tin-Dirk and Todd, baking Christmas cookies. Aimless fluff, plain and simple. Can be Brotzly if you squint.

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    1/1
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    3
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    'Il mio vecchio affittuario mi ha scritto ieri, e a quanto sembra devo andare a prendere le mie cose o le getterà in un cassonetto.'
    'In un che cosa?' chiese Todd, sedendosi pesantemente sul divano.
    *
    Dirk e Todd vanno a Londra.

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    Italiano
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    9/13
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    1
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    32
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    "I am not Dirk Gently!"

    The man standing guard over Todd didn't grant him the courtesy of a reaction.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    76
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    this is just a liiiiittle homoerotic twist on the regular show;)

    chapter 1: dirk & todd at the end of season 1::)

    tw: injury n hospital mentions i guess? but if youve seen s1 ur fine anyway

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    1/?
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    6
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    93
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    “This is like some sort of prison maze,” Todd complains about ten minutes and three forks in the tunnel later. “We’re lucky you work as some sort of holistic compass.”

    “A holistic compass, Todd,” Dirk scoffs breathlessly. “You must be concussed to come out with that sort of nonsense.”

    In which a cave explosion leaves Dirk and Todd trapped whilst Farah goes in search of help. It isn't long before Dirk realises waiting for rescue may not be a viable option and takes matters into his own hands.

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    A collection of random drabbles and ficlets mainly inspired by my own experiences. Originally to help me through writer's block, but I thought I'd share since there's simply not enough fanfictions for this fandom. Rating may change, and more specific descriptions will be present for the separate chapters.

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    4/?
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    Todd Brotzman is probably the only person who has ever thought that working for a top-secret CIA project was boring. Maybe it wouldn't be if he wasn't a glorified janitor. Mostly he just feels bad for these miserable-looking test subjects he doesn't have the clearance to know anything about. He doesn't even know what they're being tested for.

    But, as we know, the Universe is a tricky thing, and somehow Todd ends up exactly where he needs to be: in the cell of one Project Icarus.

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    1/?
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    7
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    45
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    1
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    When Todd finds himself burning on the bathroom floor of a restaurant, he isn't entirely sure what to do. Neither does Dirk, who can only learn from his own experiences with the Rowdy Three. They end up finding a solution of sorts.

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    1/1
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    43
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    after a bad nightmare, dirk falls into headspace, and he falls bad. todd may ill-equipped to handle this, but like fuck he's going to leave his friend to flounder through this alone.

    (or: the nsap hurt/comfort this fandom needs after i ruined it with my angst lmao)

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    1/3
    Comments:
    16
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    27
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    1
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    A collection of oneshots for Dirk Gently - summaries for each in the beginning notes.
    Chapter 14: Mona tries to subtly hint what she wants, and ends up thrown in the trash.

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    13,160
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    14/?
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    92
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    109
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    7
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    Todd could do nothing but freeze in his tracks. And he could do nothing but stare. And he could do nothing but cry. Because that wasn’t Dirk — the man before him? That wasn’t his Dirk. The man with a face flushed with rage, his hair messed up and hanging in his face, his lip slightly curled in a snarl — that wasn’t Dirk. Because the man before him had dark eyes narrowed and menacing, his brow furrowed so deeply Todd was surprised it didn’t touch the floor, the muscles in his face twitching…

    And yellow eyes.

    -

    Title is a line from "Burn" from Hamilton.

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    8
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    15
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    2
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    Todd should never go drinking.

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    Todd wasn’t. Gay.

    So being locked in a closet with Dirk due to their foolish decision to play Seven Minutes in Heaven with the rest of the party attendees wasn’t going to be a problem. They could sit in there and talk — they could talk for seven minutes, who was going to stop them?

    So, being trapped with Dirk in a rather spacious closet filled with plenty of boxes to sit on and dusty bed dressings to swaddle in wasn’t the worst thing that could happen — it could actually be seven minutes in heaven, right? Right.

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    1/1
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    9
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    72
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    2
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    512
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    Four Christmas Eves.

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    1/1
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    15
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    "But what do you want me to do for them?" Dirk keeps pressing, hovering in the bathroom door. He's curled in on himself, and it's a strange look for the detective to wear.

    "Dirk, I don't want you to do anything. They're a gift, man, I thought you'd like them." Todd looks between Dirk's hunched figure and the books that sit on the other end of the couch. "Like, it's fine?”

    "No." Dirk's voice is surprisingly sharp. "I mean, no. No, I just. You're giving it to me, no, catch?"

    In all his life, Todd has never had a pang in his chest as painful as the one that those words gave him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    94
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    603

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