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    “Lothar,” said the old man, apparently the self-appointed king, “do you not know this bitch? The Starks have sent us Dejah Thoris. You have before you the Queenslayer, who killed two queens, two dragons and murdered my son Black Walder. But she also murdered Sansa Stark, Arya Stark, Bran Stark and Jon Snow. She’s killed more Starks than we have. Heh.”

    We looked at one another silently for a brief moment, until finally I tired of the game and spoke.

    “I am indeed Dejah Thoris of House Mormont,” I said loudly. “And you should not have called me ‘bitch’.”

    “You think to avenge the Starks.”

    “Fuck the Starks,” I said, relishing every word. “You murdered my sister, Lady Dacey Mormont. In the name of my House I have come to kill you, your family and all of your retainers.”

    “I know who you are,” he rattled. “We were warned of your coming.”

    “Perhaps you should have shared this warning with your guards.”

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    John Carter and Dejah Thoris of the Burroughs novels are mis-directed to the world of Game of Thrones, fulfilling two separate prophecies. Carter is a Confederate officer; his ideas might be considered unenlightened. Dejah is very good at killing people, but she feels bad about it.

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    "You wished for the deaths of Arya Stark, Daenerys Targaryen and Jon Snow when we viewed the 'Game of Thrones' program from Jasoom. Do not deny what you know to be true. This story fulfills your wishes. You are your own Mary Sue, Dejah Thoris."

    "I am not!" I said, petulantly slapping my hand on the table before me. "Many people of both planets will have wished for the death of Jon Snow. He is portrayed by a stone-faced actor who can say no more than 'Yarmuh kweeeen,' whatever in the name of Iss that might mean. The acrobatic skills of Arya Stark are not believable, such are not taught to assassins. It is she who is the Mary Sue, not I."
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    In which Thuvia of Ptarth discovers an embarrassing secret.

    Submitted in response to the prompt: "characters discovering fanworks about themselves."

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    Thuvia's thoughts, the morning that will begin a new journey for her life.

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    Dejah Thoris and Thuvia seem helpless in their temple prison, but they can still help each other.

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    As the Regent of the Helium Royal Academy of Science and a Princess of Helium besides, Dejah Thoris understands the importance of rules and order. And the breaking of same.

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