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    “Captain’s log, February 14th. We have infiltrated the perp’s hideout. There are so many frogs. Seriously, it’s like Shrek’s swamp in here-”

    Fíli and Kíli are partners in life and in the CFMO division of the magic police. Bilbo is their personnel coordinator and he still wasn't ready for all that paperwork.

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    When the King Under the Mountain dies, there is singing.

    Whether that singing speaks of mourning or celebration, only the singers themselves know.

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    Rosie, Frankie and Cece have successfully helped reclaim Erebor, and with the quest to Mordor 60 years away, it's safe to say that they have some time to kill. They're staying in the lonely mountain, helping the Durins as they once more bring life to it's cold walls, they're enjoying a life in middle earth that is stationary, calm and without threat, but as the people from the Blue Mountains arrive, the three women of Durin realise that they are as far from safety as ever.

    Maybe the greatest threat isn't that of a dragon or a pale orc, but that of people changing and relationships ending.

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    As the Company recuperates at Beorn's house, Kili is captured on a solitary hunt and presented to Azog by a band of rogue goblins. After days of searching, Thorin believes his sister-son to be dead, abandoning the rescue and continuing on towards Erebor. But Kili is very much alive. And as time passes and hope of rescue fades, the youngest heir of Durin is forced to forsake his family ties, the customs of his people, even his own humanity, in order to survive.

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    When Hawthorne Greenwing finds a flyer advertising for a live-in babysitting position, as a struggling art student, she's overjoyed. Until she sees the name Thorin Oakenshield on the ad. Applying anyway, she moves in to find Thorin struggling to raise his twin nephews Fili and Kili. Thing's move along until one night Hawthorne comes home covered in bruises. Thorin demands answers, but may not receive the ones he expected.

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    During the battle of the five armies, a secret Tauriel had intended to keep hidden is out in the open and it changes the entire course of the quest to reclaim Erebor.

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    Fíli-Ficlets are an attempt at character exploration through snapshots of Fíli's life. These stories are told from different perspectives and characters, but they all concern Fíli, whether it be Fíli the small dwarfling, Fíli the youngster, Fíli the adult, or even Fíli-who-survives-BotFA...
    Many of these feature recurring OCs whom you may recognise from other works I've done. This collection(at least for pre-Zahrar stories) can be considered Fíli's background in dwelf-'Verse, and some will feature direct references, while others belong to different verses and story-lines.

    This is one of the things for which I take prompts, so feel free to comment here or on tumblr if you've got a situation you'd like to see Fíli handle.

    Marked complete, but may receive additional updates.

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    wherein Fili and Kili get lost, Freylin Baggins is a small matter of huge importance and Miss Bilbo Baggins - of Bag-End, Bagshot Row, Hobbiton, of the Shire - is not quite certain of her place in the world.

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    Kili is seventeen years old and perceived a troublemaker. After his fifth expulsion from school his mother has sent him to live with his uncle Thorin to teach him some discipline. Kili sees it as yet another punishment as he feels the whole world thinks he is not worth the effort. But on his first day at school he meets a shy blond boy named Fili who has his own troubles. And Kili soon finds himself falling head over heels for his new friend. Meanwhile uncle Thorin realises that no-one has really put any effort in trying to understand why Kili suddenly went off the rails.

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    It has been ten years since Frerin abandoned his ward. Ten long years that Bellana spends all alone, in silence and growing bewilderment. Until Gandalf prods on her door with his staff and she finally has enough.

    Thorin Oakenshield was completely focused on reclaiming back his mountain. Before Mahal decided to wreck up his life a bit more, for his own private amusement. Why did he have to find his One in a mere, fastidious halfling whom his nephews claim to be their sister?

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    It would be so easy, Fíli thinks. To gather up all his fear for Kíli and the Company, the shame of his ignoble death, the aches and pains and little disappointments of living, and let them all fall from his hands. To see his father again, now only a bright-haired laughing blur in his memory. Fíli is dead, and his family will cut their beards and ashen their brows, but Kíli will have run and Thorin will have fought and they will live on. Fíli is dead and this is where he belongs.

    "And the other option?" he asks, softly.

    i.e., Fíli brings his family home from the Underworld.

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    As Middle-Earth arms herself against the growing threat of Sauron, the remaining three dwarven rings of power fall into Erebor's possession. Ageing and cynical, Thorin longs to restore Erebor to her former glory. Kili is desperate to delay his death and live out his days with his immortal wife. Fili, disabled from his fall on Ravenhill, will do anything it takes to walk again and be the strong prince and heir that Erebor deserves. Against the judgement of their allies, they take the rings. Allegiances are pushed to breaking point, families turn on one another, and the enduring will of dwarves is tested further than ever before as darkness threatens to destroy Erebor both inside and out.

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    Erebor rejoiced for the winning of the battle of the five armies, the line of durin is saved and the whole company celebrates. All except for one, the burglar had left in the middle of the night to go back to the Shire. Bilbo had gotten a news from his family that the Shire had been invaded by a pack of orcs, who had asked for one particular hobbit who goes on an adventure with dwarves. Bilbo knew that there is something wrong, why would orcs hunt him down? What ever is the reason?

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    This is set before the Hobbit with young Fili and Kili. Some flashbacks of Dis as a child, along with Thorin and Frerin as well.

    Basically flashbacks of Fili and Kili and everything that happened before the Hobbit was set.

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    Philadelphia means brotherly love, so obviously, this is Durincest: Fili × Kili.
    Bagginshield is also present, though the focus is on Durincest.
    Goes from before the quest, then during the quest, and then after (It's a fanfic. I can make them live if I want to.)
    Tons of fluff, always the fluff.
    Maybe *some* smut at some point, /maybe/.
    Taurial-and-Kili-lovey-dovey-moments don't happen in this fic, and, because I feel like being generous to him, Taurial and Legolas are 'going together,' as is an expression.
    Did I mention Barduil? Because there will be Barduil.
    This is going to be such a long fic, oh my goodness

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    With a deadly illness inching its way through Dale and the surrounding human settlements, Thorin orders that all gates and entrances to the Lonely Mountain be sealed until further notice. Unfortunately, diseases care little for artificial boundaries or social status, and Erebor's thriving marketplace is the perfect mixing pot for a microbe of nightmarish proportions.

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    In a house, in Jamaica, the Shire, there lives a young Hobbit, Lady of the manor by day, thief by night. Well, until she retired.

    She had become respectable, if strange, but was perfectly content.

    Until her Godfather had to come along and ruin everything, bringing with him a merry band of Pirates!

    She wanted no part of it, no, thank you very much! But... Maybe she'd just... Listen to their story, and their Captain was rather nice...

    Oh, fine! She'd go, if only to save these sorry fools from themselves! And a dragon...

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    Reader's mum - Dís, Fíli and Kíli had to go to Iron hills and reader was left alone in Erebor for a week. Well, not so alone. Her uncle – Thorin is there too.

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    When Bilbo finally returns to the Lonely Mountain after two years away, Thorin realizes that not only does he have to figure out how to properly court his fussy and handsome hobbit, but also said hobbit's young nephew. It's far more nerve-wracking than he'd anticipated, even if the child is a complete delight.

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    After a traumatising event Fili awakes in a hospital to his uncle sitting at his bedside and a paper signed by Kili, asking to break their bond.

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