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    Kili has trouble coping after coming home from war.

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    Thorin could not believe Gandalf would do this to him. This tiny, pudgy, thing could never be a burglar. She was far too gentle and innocent. She didn't know loss, nor pain, she didn't even know misery. Her parents had sheltered her all her life to keep whatever dark family secret they carried at bay, but now it would appear Gandalf wanted to reveal that secret. Billa Baggins is this company's only chance at regaining Erebor and, perhaps, Thorin's chance at a new life. But what secret were the Baggins hiding? Why couldn't Billa leave her home until now? Does Gandalf know more than he's telling?

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    Ellesandra Oakland is minding her own business, uninterested in the affairs of wizards and fantastic quests, when Thorin Oakenshield stumbles across her path on his way to Hobbiton. Knowing fate has some grand plan for her to join the quest for Erebor, she goes along and meddles in the adventures of Thorin's Company.

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    Une épéiste humaine frappée d'anathème. Une quête extraordinaire pour la Montagne Solitaire. Un choix entre la vie qu'elle laisse derrière elle et l'aventure de toute une vie. Revivez l'épopée de la Compagnie de Thorin Écu-de-chêne au travers des yeux de son quinzième membre : Ayrèn. Saura-t-elle changer le cruel destin des fils de Durin ? (Avec fanarts.)

    Une fanfiction illustrée, et avec trois fins alternatives !

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    [in english:] A woman warrior struck with anathema. An extraordinary journey to the Lonely Mountain. A choice between the life she leaves behind her and the adventure of a lifetime. Relive the epic quest of the Company of Thorin Oakenshield through the eyes of its fifteenth member: Ayrèn. Will she change the cruel fate of Durin’s sons? (With fanarts.)

    An illustrated fanfiction, with three alternate endings!

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    So I was asked to write more Alpha Thorin fics and yall all know those are my thing so here you go. Basically Omegas are rare and in the dwarven community priceless. So when one is born and comes of age they are forced to go on a run and be hunted like sport to see who their alpha will be.

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    When I wrote "Kidnapped!" I voiced that I had not made it as dark as I could have and speculated on writing a dark!AU to the story. A fellow author asked "Why don't you?" So with no fanfare I present the story of the Dwarven nation of Erebor, the mightiest of the Dwarf Kingdoms - sharply divided between Alpha, Omega and Beta. By tradition only an Alpha may be crowned King, but Thorin has yet to produce an Alpha heir, so the title of Prince falls to the Alpha son of his only sister, Omega Princess Dis, who rules the Omega Quarter. Into this kingdom is delivered a young Omega named Kili who first sees the mountain kingdom as a haven, but soon starts to peel back the layers of danger and intrigue. He will quickly have to learn to navigate the political mineshafts in this place if he is to make anything of himself. To make matters more complicated, everyone sees him as something to be used or owned or captured, from Dis the Omega Monarch to Thorin the Incomplete King to Fili the Golden Son of Durin.

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    I’ve entered a Writing Challenge on Tumblr where we get a prompt each day and have to write it for a specific character that we chose and I chose Fili. So this is all about Fili because let’s be real he needed more love. Some are Fili x Reader, some are just Fili with other hobbit characters, some are Reader inserts that don’t involve being in a relationship with Fili and all are about Fili and there’s nothing wrong with that. Enjoy :)

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    Elves and Dwarves despise each other so for someone to be of both races would be considered a down right freak of nature, a mistake. Hated by everyone because of what you are you find it hard to believe when Gandalf, one of your only friends asks you to help your fathers race. You knew you would not be accepted but maybe a king will learn a lesson or two along the way...

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    A fill for the kink meme prompt asking for Bilbo dealing with his feelings for Thorin after having a very bad run-in with relationships beforehand (the exact prompt can be found in the notes!). Somehow, this turned into a retelling of The Hobbit where Bilbo has a few anxiety issues plus a past relationship gone wrong and somehow in the process falls ass over ankles for a certain pissy Dwarf king.

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    A retelling of the beloved story of Tolkien’s The Hobbit, with a few new characters, a few new feelings, and the same adventure as before. New look, same great taste and all that. The story follows an elf named Ialwen, who lives in the shire and is very close friends with Bilbo Baggins. She goes on the journey to protect her friend, and begins to fall in love with the youngest nephew of Thorin Oakenshield, Dwili, brother of Fili and Kili. But history of her past and her own fears and demons catch up to her. As you would expect, the journey is not all camping under the stars and sharing stories around the fire. But the experience shapes her and changes her long life for the better, brings old and new friends alike into her life, and causes her to find the greatest treasure of all. Self worth.

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    Life had not been very kind to Thranduil Greenleaf, and Death had been even crueler. But slowly, he was learning how to feel again.

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    Small candle, burning bright.

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    Believing himself to still be banished after the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo does his best to help out in the aftermath despite having been injured himself in defense of Thorin at Ravenhill. While his guilt and loyalty leave him in a taxing game of hide and seek at the foot of Erebor, never going in but never leaving, he develops a relationship of mutual respect and almost friendship with the Dwarrowdam he assists in minding the children of Laketown and the few Dwarflings that accompanied her from the Blue Mountains, a relationship that leaves him with hope for something beyond death, but not the resources to achieve anything but.

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    Bilbo's meeting with Smaug goes slightly different. Our sassy burglar makes a dangerous wager... and loses. Will Bilbo be able to match wits with Smaug, and will the great fire drake learn mercy?

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    Literally what it says on the can. Technically a prequel to 'Mountain Glory, Shattered Illusions', which is the prequel to 'Sinful Pleasures, Consuming Darkness.' One day I will write a better summary.

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    In which the Reader suffers from overeating her little heart out. Thorin disapproves of her weight and therefore decides to say something about it.

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    ***COMING SOON*** Comments are greatly appreciated!

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    Killian Oakenshield is an aspiring musician in the heart of San Francisco, California. His life is turned upside down when he saves a blonde stranger with blue eyes on the Golden Gate from a watery, cold death. Who is this stranger? Why did he want to jump? And why can't Kili stop thinking about him?

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    And now that he thought about it, Dori and Nori were probably going to skin him alive and then work his skin into some really fancy beads and they would wear him in their elaborate hair and cackle madly and for fucks sake, what exactly did he think using Ori for something like this?

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    With the line of Durin laid dangerously low, they must think of repopulating. Dís, princess of the line, does not wish to have children unless it is out of her own free will, but Mahal seems to have a place for her family in the passage of time. A place that she never wanted for any of them.

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