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    After the great battle of the 5 Armies, Bilba Baggins. Good Burglar of Erebor, Riddle Maker, Barrel Rider of Underhill. Believes the family she had found under dwarves is dead. So she takes what she has and leaves as soon as she can, only to find two treasures had joined on her adventure. So- Vowing to keep them safe in the shire away from the real world, she hides the truth in her stories. But this isn't about her anymore. It about two Dwobbits determined to unburden their mother from danger. Leaving her to be safe in the shire as the two faunts sneak away to find the truths in their mother's stories...

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    When Bilbo offered his home to Thorin in the Shire, he didn't know what that entailed exactly. Only family lives together for long periods of time in the way that Bilbo wants. It's an offer from a friend mostly, for the dwarf who's lost his way in life after giving up the throne. Courting and marriage though? He'd no idea! Thorin will explain it though, eventually. Maybe.

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    El destino da muchas vueltas por lo que nadie sabe que ocurrirá, ¿Quién diría que un encuentro ocurrido hace 7 años haría latir su corazón por un enano?, ¿y quien diría que ese enano era el legitimo Rey de Erebor?.

    Bilba Bolsón ha tratado de ser una respetable Hobbit desde la muerte de su padre hace 5 años, sin embargo tanto sus primos Drogo y Prímula, como su madre Belladona y un entrometido Mago, la obligaran a viajar en contra de su voluntad por la mitad de la tierra media, en una peligrosa Búsqueda con 13 Enanos, dicho mago y su madre, haciéndola experimentar emociones que creyó olvidadas y enfrentar la difícil decisión de elegir quien realmente quiere ser, si dejar que su lado Bolsón o Tuk ganen la batalla en su interior, el deber contra el querer, ¿pero por que no puede ser ambas?, y mientras lo descubre deberá lidiar con sus sentimientos hacia cierto Enano que no deja de hacer que su corazón se brinque varios latidos desde el día en que lo conoció.

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    Bilbo Baggins was not your average hobbit. Of course, he had the wonderfully groomed and well-taken-care-of hairy feet like every other one of his race, yes, but he was not like other hobbits. He was cursed. Or, as the witch who gave him the enchantment put it, was “gifted”. She had given him the “gift” of obedience – whenever there was a direct command given to him, for example “cook a large meal” or “take a walk”, he could not disobey. Not without a lot of pain and eventual submission.

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    Samantha had already helped the Dwarves reclaim their home. For unforeseen reasons she was zapped back to her own. What will happen when she finally returns to find her Dwarf King is not so much a King anymore? To what lengths will she go to see her dwarf again and save him from his greatest enemy yet, himself.

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    He was a blacksmith by trade and a king by birthright and Thorin knew no other way to live. The dreams had been what led him to seek his father’s path once more. What else could the dreams be but a sign? | The dream had been plaguing her again, the dream that did not belong to her, of this much she was certain. Yet no matter how hard she worked during the day to exorcise her inner demons, Bella Baggins could not escape dreams of fire and stone.

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    Nothing goes the way Gandalf planned. All hobbits aren't the same. The dwarves get a surprise.

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    Bilbo has no chill. Absolutely none.

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    Young Bilbo Baggins has a turbulent encounter with an odd creature in the snow a few years after the Fell Winter took his parents. It had been injured and seemed to be starving, and Bilbo, in a fit of Tookish foolishness, takes it in.
    As it turns out, the creature is a dwarf, but dirtier than any faunt could ever hope to be, with fingernails like claws, a bearskin over his shoulders and manners like a wild beast. His frustrating guest refuses to bathe, or sleep anywhere but the floor, growls more than he talks, and keeps his many fearsome weapons constantly within reach.
    And when the winter storms start to rage outside, Bilbo has no choice but to share his smial with this possibly mad and rather dangerous dwarf.
    Just what has he gotten himself into?

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    Bilbo hadn't exactly meant this when he'd said that to Gandalf as they boarded the ship.
    No, he had definitely not wanted to restart his life from just before it was overturned by dwarves, elves, dragons, skinchangers, and oh, let's not forget dragons and gold-sickness. And that Valar forsaken Ring. This was most definitely not what he had imagined.
    And yet, that was exactly what was happening. And he supposed, if it would just let him save his King and said King's nephews, as well as destroy the Ring before Frodo ever had a chance to be burdened with it - then maybe, just maybe, though it wasn't what he had imagined, it was exactly what he needed.

    Basically a Bilbo-fixes-everything fic, because reasons. It won't be without its bumps in the road, though.

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    Where all my future story ideas go to so you can get a sneak peek! Hope you enjoy!

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    This is set before the Hobbit with young Fili and Kili. Some flashbacks of Dis as a child, along with Thorin and Frerin as well.

    Basically flashbacks of Fili and Kili and everything that happened before the Hobbit was set.

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    [Faery!AU | Raccolta di racconti erotici legati da un filo narrativo]
    Determinata a dare una svolta alla sua vita, Arodel Clark si ritira per scrivere un libro nel posto più sperduto e magico del Regno Unito: lo Yorkshire, dove si fa ospitare da una pastora scorbutica e il suo grosso cane nero (e demoniaco?), Moryo.
    Le ricerche sul Popolo Fatato rivelano segreti inaspettati sulla sua ospite e portano Arodel dritta tra le braccia del Re della Corte d'Autunno, Thranduil.
    Una bella svolta sì, nella direzione sbagliata. (O forse no?)

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    Okay so I've been debating on writing this for a while! Seeing as everyone loved my fics about Fili/Sigrid, Dis/Dwalin and Kili/Tauriel I decided to do one from Thorin's point of view! And the title, Thorin realizes the moments with his family, especially his nephews is worth more than all the gold in that mountain. Plus, there's just something about Uncle Thorin that tugs at my heart strings.
    Make sure to check out "What might have been" as it gives some context to their younger days and explains certain scenes!

    As always, I don't own anything. Everything belongs to its rightful owners.
    I'm also not a purist and this isn't canon.

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    Il existe une ville dans le Maine où tous les personnages de conte que vous connaissez sont piégés entre deux mondes, victimes d'une puissante malédiction. Trois personnes connaissent la vérité. Et une seule personne pourra rompre la malédiction. Entrez dans la librairie "Cul-de-Sac" et laissez-vous transporter...

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    Alone with a baby after the destruction of their home, Bilbo Baggin's finds help in an unexpected place...

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    Il y a là un terrible malentendu, un nain tombé dans le pétrin et un hobbit qui veut arranger les choses.

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    Alex is on her way to a pirate festival when her car goes off the side of a cliff. She is found by two dwarf princes. After convincing Thorin to let her tag along, she does what she does best. Roll with it.

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    Side chapters from Sarcasm at its Finest that just didn't quite fit.

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    Bilbo's college life began with a box of oreo pocky 🍫

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