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    Talk less, smile more. That was the mantra of Aaron Burr. Those four words were what he lived by. As long as he followed those four words, then he would be safe. If he didn't talk as much, people wouldn't get annoyed by his opinions. If he smiled more, than people would be less likely to be upset with him. If he just kept smiling, then nobody could see the pain he held inside. Nobody could see the fiery, loud-mouthed, opinionated asshole that he once was. Nobody could see the scared, lonely, broken little boy he'd become.

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    A news article pushes Secretary Thomas Jefferson out of the closet and right into the arms of one Secretary Alexander Hamilton, the human embodiment of a headache. What follows would be a romantic comedy, if it weren’t for the fact that the main characters are Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton.

    Act I (.5) now complete!

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    Alexander Hamilton gets a scholarship to a boarding school in Virginia, leaving his old life in Charlestown behind for a better education. Anxious and doubtful of his future, Alex tries to adapt to his new school and his 'odd' friends.

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    John hated Sea. Hated the ocean.

    Hated that water took away his mother.

    Hated that pirates are still there.

    But he knew that all treasures aren't made of gold and silver. And hates it.

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    Alex is putting himself through Harvard law school by working in the adult film industry. John has to live with him knowing that's what he does, but Alex doesn't know that John knows what he does. And Lafayette can't mind his own business.

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    James can't decide on the perfect gift for his boyfriend

    but really, what's better than his arch enemy tied up and willing to do anything they want him to do?

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    ➳ Quinn Fabray has imaginary friends.

    ➳ Brendon Urie is depressed.

    ➳ Dan Howell smokes and drinks.

    ➳ Skye Johnson is an insomniac.

    ➳Charlie Smith is gay.

    ➳Newt Whitman likes girly clothes.

    They all have some things in common, mostly the fact that they are outcasts. They stand out. They are your school's weirdos, the people that you know are different from you and you hate them for exactly that reason.

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    Alexander Hamilton moves to New York City as a young upstart, desperate to climb the corporate ladder through his superior way with words.

    Without a proper education that comes with being a poor immigrant in modern day America, he's forced to work in one of New York's many cafes while he dreams of being able to work as the top editor he knows he can be and the published author he wants to be. Anything at all to prove his worth.

    When he lands his dream job at one of NYC's most prestigious publishing houses, however, he finds that he'll be working with that elitist, asshole customer that he met at the cafe known as Thomas Jefferson. The smug fuckwit is intent on kicking him down the ladder farther than he's ever been.

    He has something to prove, he has nothing to lose.

    -Jamilton Fanfic.

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    HowYouSay - Did he cri

    NastyNoodles - ye

    HowYouSay - your job here is done

    NastyNoodles - K bye

    NastyNoodles has left the chat

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    Alexander Hamilton is just trying to juggle everything that the world throws at him. He's carrying the baggage of having a dying mother on his hands, a financial advisory business that he created, high school, and the ever looming thing called college casting a shadow over his head. When things become desperate he has to make a choice. Sacrifice his future or his mother's life?

    Jamilton fic.

    Essentially this is a crime fic, but it will also be about Alexander's life in college and how he deals with all the burdens that he has. This will be a story about how difficult it is to live in New York City as someone who is poor and the methods that people turn to to survive when they can't pay their way through life.

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    Yeah it is.

     

    NotMaAlcohol: and then Burr just

    NotMaAlcohol: DESTORYS LEE

    Ham: GO BURR GO

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    Alexander needs a way to pay for college. John wants someone to spoil. A recommendation to a sugar daddy site can give both of them what they need.

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    TRIGGER WARNING OH MY GOD DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU CAN BE TRIGGERED BY DEATH, BLOOD MENTIONS, GUNS, SCHOOL SHOOTINGS ETC.

    School Shootings and Gun Violence is a growing problem in America that needs to be dealt with. It’s scary and not okay. This is a disclaimer that everything done in this work of FICTION is completely wrong and the characters in it are just works of my imagination and are not tied to the real people.

    Credit to LMM for the Characters, but credit to me for their roles and development.

    Gifted to TheInevitableSense because I became inspired to write this after reading God Save Our Foolish Sons

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    Lams is going to a guys' night with Mullette (which is Mulligan x Lafayette, in case people don't know). Laurens is ready to party, but Alex, as usual, wants to stay and write. The two go anyway and have a good time. But then Jefferson is put into the picture, and soon the tables turn, literally and figuratively.
    So basically life is good for a while, but then Jefferson comes and everything goes to shit.

    *WARNING* There is some language, sex, adultery, fights, and SERIOUSLY CANCEROUS Hamilton references. Read at your own risk.

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    "It was like looking into a mirror. Of course, Usnavi's hair was shorter, but their faces. Their faces were the same"

    Alexander Hamilton visits the De la Vega Bodega looking to get some authentic cafe con leche. At four years old, the twins were separated. Alexander adopted by the Washingtons. Usnavi adopted by the De la Vegas. Twenty years later, the boys are reunited by chance.

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    When a recent argument leaves Jefferson fuming, he decides to plot his revenge. Little does he know that Hamilton is a little too sensitive to spicy food.

    Written by 50waystodie on Wattpad, edited by yours truly.

    Request:“alex goes to dinner at someone's house (group dinner at the washington's maybe?) and eats something that makes him gassy. you can choose whoever else is in this one.”

    ***WARNING: This fanfiction contains burp/hiccup kinks. If these topics make you uncomfortable, please DO NOT CLICK!!***

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    Everyone is in the principles office, and someone is going to have to fix the ceiling in the band room.

    (OR everyone is a mess but its okay)

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    The Title says it all

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    The year is 1921. Come the end of the civil war in 1865, the abolition of slavery failed. America was forced to condone slavers. The slaves are strictly convicted criminals from here on out.

    John Laurens is sold into slavery after being convicted of a felony. After spending a year in prison, he was sent to work as a slave for the rest of his life.

    Laurens is bought by the newly risen slave-owner Alexander Hamilton, who was born poor and forced to thrive off of the slave trade to become wealthy.

    Hamilton often confuses his slaves for friends, so in an agreement with his colleague Thomas Jefferson, he must properly “train” a slave. In public, Jefferson appears friendly as can be. But behind closed doors, very few know his cruelty.

    Laurens accidentally finds himself slowly falling for Hamilton, who keeps trying to maintain distance to avoid breaking Laurens’ heart.

    The skeletons in his closet from the traumas of his childhood and from prison are a stain on Laurens’ life. Hamilton, too, has twisted demons he’d rather keep to himself. He knows better than to keep them suppressed for so long, though.

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