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    What happens if, instead of John Adams, Thomas Jefferson was president after Washington?

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    A news article pushes Secretary Thomas Jefferson out of the closet and right into the arms of one Secretary Alexander Hamilton, the human embodiment of a headache. What follows would be a romantic comedy, if it weren’t for the fact that the main characters are Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton.

    Act I (.5) now complete!

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    ➳ Quinn Fabray has imaginary friends.

    ➳ Brendon Urie is depressed.

    ➳ Dan Howell smokes and drinks.

    ➳ Skye Johnson is an insomniac.

    ➳Charlie Smith is gay.

    ➳Newt Whitman likes girly clothes.

    They all have some things in common, mostly the fact that they are outcasts. They stand out. They are your school's weirdos, the people that you know are different from you and you hate them for exactly that reason.

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    Alexander Hamilton moves to New York City as a young upstart, desperate to climb the corporate ladder through his superior way with words.

    Without a proper education that comes with being a poor immigrant in modern day America, he's forced to work in one of New York's many cafes while he dreams of being able to work as the top editor he knows he can be and the published author he wants to be. Anything at all to prove his worth.

    When he lands his dream job at one of NYC's most prestigious publishing houses, however, he finds that he'll be working with that elitist, asshole customer that he met at the cafe known as Thomas Jefferson. The smug fuckwit is intent on kicking him down the ladder farther than he's ever been.

    He has something to prove, he has nothing to lose.

    -Jamilton Fanfic.

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    Alexander Hamilton should've known the other shoe would drop eventually.
    He should've known all of his actions would catch up to him.
    He just didn't expect for it to be this bad, to hurt this much.

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    Alex is putting himself through Harvard law school by working in the adult film industry. John has to live with him knowing that's what he does, but Alex doesn't know that John knows what he does. And Lafayette can't mind his own business.

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    Alexander Hamilton gets a scholarship to a boarding school in Virginia, leaving his old life in Charlestown behind for a better education. Anxious and doubtful of his future, Alex tries to adapt to his new school and his 'odd' friends.

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    His name is Alexander Hamilton, but no one uses it. The word is almost foreign, a vague memory of childhood.
    On the occasion he hears his name, it's on a register. That was probably for the better anyway. If no one said his name, no one would know who he was, and in turn no one would notice him, giving him peace and quiet to get on with his studies, and maybe comtemplate excistence from time to time.

    That was until a ball of sunshine and rainbows pops into his dark world in form of a roommate, John Laurens.

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    This is just a one shot thing that I decided to write at three AM
    Usually centered around Lams, my OTP
    NO SMUT GO READ THE BIBLE

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    Alexander Hamilton accidentally finds himself right in the middle of Thomas Jefferson’s office, throwing his papers onto the desk and spilling out his iced coffee...well..everywhere. But when Thomas yelled at him, all he could do is flinch and leave. He found something different in that moment, and when Thomas came back for an apology...he didn’t expect this.

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    Alexander needs a way to pay for college. John wants someone to spoil. A recommendation to a sugar daddy site can give both of them what they need.

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    Talk less, smile more. That was the mantra of Aaron Burr. Those four words were what he lived by. As long as he followed those four words, then he would be safe. If he didn't talk as much, people wouldn't get annoyed by his opinions. If he smiled more, than people would be less likely to be upset with him. If he just kept smiling, then nobody could see the pain he held inside. Nobody could see the fiery, loud-mouthed, opinionated asshole that he once was. Nobody could see the scared, lonely, broken little boy he'd become.

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    John hated Sea. Hated the ocean.

    Hated that water took away his mother.

    Hated that pirates are still there.

    But he knew that all treasures aren't made of gold and silver. And hates it.

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    James can't decide on the perfect gift for his boyfriend

    but really, what's better than his arch enemy tied up and willing to do anything they want him to do?

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    HowYouSay - Did he cri

    NastyNoodles - ye

    HowYouSay - your job here is done

    NastyNoodles - K bye

    NastyNoodles has left the chat

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    Alexander Hamilton is just trying to juggle everything that the world throws at him. He's carrying the baggage of having a dying mother on his hands, a financial advisory business that he created, high school, and the ever looming thing called college casting a shadow over his head. When things become desperate he has to make a choice. Sacrifice his future or his mother's life?

    Jamilton fic.

    Essentially this is a crime fic, but it will also be about Alexander's life in college and how he deals with all the burdens that he has. This will be a story about how difficult it is to live in New York City as someone who is poor and the methods that people turn to to survive when they can't pay their way through life.

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    Yeah it is.

     

    NotMaAlcohol: and then Burr just

    NotMaAlcohol: DESTORYS LEE

    Ham: GO BURR GO

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    TRIGGER WARNING OH MY GOD DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU CAN BE TRIGGERED BY DEATH, BLOOD MENTIONS, GUNS, SCHOOL SHOOTINGS ETC.

    School Shootings and Gun Violence is a growing problem in America that needs to be dealt with. It’s scary and not okay. This is a disclaimer that everything done in this work of FICTION is completely wrong and the characters in it are just works of my imagination and are not tied to the real people.

    Credit to LMM for the Characters, but credit to me for their roles and development.

    Gifted to TheInevitableSense because I became inspired to write this after reading God Save Our Foolish Sons

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    Lams is going to a guys' night with Mullette (which is Mulligan x Lafayette, in case people don't know). Laurens is ready to party, but Alex, as usual, wants to stay and write. The two go anyway and have a good time. But then Jefferson is put into the picture, and soon the tables turn, literally and figuratively.
    So basically life is good for a while, but then Jefferson comes and everything goes to shit.

    *WARNING* There is some language, sex, adultery, fights, and SERIOUSLY CANCEROUS Hamilton references. Read at your own risk.

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