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    Yeah it is.

     

    NotMaAlcohol: and then Burr just

    NotMaAlcohol: DESTORYS LEE

    Ham: GO BURR GO

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    Alexander needs a way to pay for college. John wants someone to spoil. A recommendation to a sugar daddy site can give both of them what they need.

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    A news article pushes Secretary Thomas Jefferson out of the closet and right into the arms of one Secretary Alexander Hamilton, the human embodiment of a headache. What follows would be a romantic comedy, if it weren’t for the fact that the main characters are Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton.

    Act I now complete!

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    Alex has had the biggest crush on Elizabeth Schuyler as long as he’d known her. When he found out that her boyfriend was cheating he was quick to lend her a shoulder to cry on, despite what he truly wanted.

    Eliza was crushed after she caught Thomas Jefferson cheating on her with her best friend Maria Lewis. With Alex at her side throughout it all, she began seeing him as more than a friend.

    Thomas didn’t care what happened after he cheated on Eliza until he heard about her crush on Alexander Hamilton. He couldn’t stand the thought of Alexander having her, if he couldn’t have her. He found revenge in a broken hearted John Laurens.

    John found out about Alex’s crush just before he was going to admit his feelings for the teenager. Utterly crushed he went home and tried to pretend that everything was normal.

    And Maria has a secret. A big secret, one she wasn't very keen on sharing.

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    TRIGGER WARNING OH MY GOD DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU CAN BE TRIGGERED BY DEATH, BLOOD MENTIONS, GUNS, SCHOOL SHOOTINGS ETC.

    School Shootings and Gun Violence is a growing problem in America that needs to be dealt with. It’s scary and not okay. This is a disclaimer that everything done in this work of FICTION is completely wrong and the characters in it are just works of my imagination and are not tied to the real people.

    Credit to LMM for the Characters, but credit to me for their roles and development.

    Gifted to TheInevitableSense because I became inspired to write this after reading God Save Our Foolish Sons

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    ➳ Quinn Fabray has imaginary friends.

    ➳ Brendon Urie is depressed.

    ➳ Dan Howell smokes and drinks.

    ➳ Skye Johnson is an insomniac.

    ➳Charlie Smith is gay.

    ➳Newt Whitman likes girly clothes.

    They all have some things in common, mostly the fact that they are outcasts. They stand out. They are your school's weirdos, the people that you know are different from you and you hate them for exactly that reason.

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    Lams is going to a guys' night with Mullette (which is Mulligan x Lafayette, in case people don't know). Laurens is ready to party, but Alex, as usual, wants to stay and write. The two go anyway and have a good time. But then Jefferson is put into the picture, and soon the tables turn, literally and figuratively.
    So basically life is good for a while, but then Jefferson comes and everything goes to shit.

    *WARNING* There is some language, sex, adultery, fights, and SERIOUSLY CANCEROUS Hamilton references. Read at your own risk.

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    "It was like looking into a mirror. Of course, Usnavi's hair was shorter, but their faces. Their faces were the same"

    Alexander Hamilton visits the De la Vega Bodega looking to get some authentic cafe con leche. At four years old, the twins were separated. Alexander adopted by the Washingtons. Usnavi adopted by the De la Vegas. Twenty years later, the boys are reunited by chance.

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    When a recent argument leaves Jefferson fuming, he decides to plot his revenge. Little does he know that Hamilton is a little too sensitive to spicy food.

    Written by 50waystodie on Wattpad, edited by yours truly.

    Request:“alex goes to dinner at someone's house (group dinner at the washington's maybe?) and eats something that makes him gassy. you can choose whoever else is in this one.”

    ***WARNING: This fanfiction contains burp/hiccup kinks. If these topics make you uncomfortable, please DO NOT CLICK!!***

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    Taylor didn't except the founding fathers appearing in her living room. Then again, who would? And she certainly didn't except the men who made America free for all who live here act so idiotic and childish. Not to mention completely oblivious when it comes to anything modern whatsoever.

    It'll be a long summer, thats for sure.

    ×DISCLAIMER×
    {No love based relationships between character or hamilfam}

    {My name isnt Lin-Manuel Miranda so I don't own Hamilton, unfortunately}

    {Schuyler sisters and Mariah Reynolds not included}

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    Everyone is in the principles office, and someone is going to have to fix the ceiling in the band room.

    (OR everyone is a mess but its okay)

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    Alexander Hamilton gets a scholarship to a boarding school in Virginia, leaving his old life in Charlestown behind for a better education. Anxious and doubtful of his future, Alex tries to adapt to his new school and his 'odd' friends.

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    The Title says it all

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    The year is 1921. Come the end of the civil war in 1865, the abolition of slavery failed. America was forced to condone slavers. The slaves are strictly convicted criminals from here on out.

    John Laurens is sold into slavery after being convicted of a felony. After spending a year in prison, he was sent to work as a slave for the rest of his life.

    Laurens is bought by the newly risen slave-owner Alexander Hamilton, who was born poor and forced to thrive off of the slave trade to become wealthy.

    Hamilton often confuses his slaves for friends, so in an agreement with his colleague Thomas Jefferson, he must properly “train” a slave. In public, Jefferson appears friendly as can be. But behind closed doors, very few know his cruelty.

    Laurens accidentally finds himself slowly falling for Hamilton, who keeps trying to maintain distance to avoid breaking Laurens’ heart.

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    "Did you just spit fire into my coffee?"

    Just an average coffee shop AU, with no supernatural elements, succubi, curses, kidnapping, or an overarching murder subplot and adultery. Trust me

    *WARNING* Contains violence, fantasy drug use, heavy fantasy racism, kidnapping, slurs, detailed sex scenes, supernatural elements, succubi, curses, and the author being a complete liar.

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    “Mind the language, Hamilton,” Jefferson said disapprovingly, leaning forward. Alexander took a step back and Jefferson leaned forward more, smiling broadly, and Alexander had a strong urge to punch the smug bastard in the face. So naturally, when Jefferson bent down (probably to taunt Alexander about his short stature), he pulled his fist back and connected it with Jefferson's face.

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    CURRENTLY ON HIATUS

    // This is a prequel to my other story, Only Know You Love Him When You Let Him Go. You don't need to read it first, and you don't need to read this first. This was just an afterthought that will end where the other picks up. //

    Alexander just lost everything. His Father, mother, and brother, including all his belongings. When his father publishes a letter he had written, talking about the hurricane that destroyed his town, a wealthy family decides to take him in, and give this smart, uneducated kid a chance at being successful.

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    “I asked you to stay in New York under the assumption you would work to better your circumstances, Thomas.”

    Thomas barely bit back the sigh clawing out of his throat. Unsuccessful avoidance, Major Thom. Engage emergency diversion tactics.

    “Yeah? Well, you know what they say. You can take the kid out of the trap, dot dot dot,” he sing-songed over his shoulder before flipping on the coffeemaker and turning to regard James seriously. Three minutes in Thomas’ house and he looked eons older than he was, like the bulk of his friend’s mistakes were a tangible mass saturating the air.

    Weighing him down, like Thomas always had.

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    Middle school!Au with the hamsquad.

    Alexander Hamilton has just made it to 8th grade. Lucky for him, all his old pals are there along with some new kids. As the year passes he deals with heartbreak, depression, anxiety, sense of sexuality, bullies, and more. But everyone thinks he's over reacting whenever he lashes out but you can't quite blame him.

    After all he's still just a kid.

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    In a world where your "heart" is out of your chest, you can feel someone's emotions and intentions when they touch your Heart (crappy summary, read the first chapter to know more about this AU lol)

    James lost his Heart and Thomas finds it back. Things add up, and Thomas won't give it back (welp)

    Hercules doesn’t feel like it’s necessary to use the Heart system. Lafayette is in love with him, but being unable to reach his Heart to show it to him and unable to give him his own Heart to see if he loves him too, two solutions remain: forcing him to touch his to see if he loves him, or stealing his to show him he loves him (who understood ? no one)

    Alex’s Heart was broken long ago by his abusive father. He is left with a broken Heart, and refuses to let anyone in his life. John is in love with him and tries to convince him to let him touch his pieces of Heart to repair them. But Alex still categorically refuses...

    Aaron is just the asexual third wheel. But he's nice. I like him :)

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