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    The crystal gems are at a party when they uncover a secret. Unaware they plan a mission only to be asked a question. How far would you go to hide something. Would you steal, kill, or even Mame how far would you go to keep that secret.

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    Tuck is nice, though he’s not her favorite ‘minder’; after Rex, of course, she actually likes Brii the best. He never asks her to say anything, just sits in a chair and chatters to her about the battalions and about the peace talks between the Republic Senate and CIS Senate, which are apparently being spearheaded by Padme. Unsurprisingly. Sometimes he’ll flip through his sketchbook and show her his drawings, show her the ones he’s working on--yesterday he’d shown her a rough caricature of Anakin, depicting him as a fish, and she’d actually laughed at it. Brii had seemed very pleased.

    There’s probably a bet going around about that, she thinks, wryly fond. Who can make Commander Tano laugh the most?

    [or: the recovery everyone needs after Mustafar]

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    She really wishes the Avengers didn't need saving, but like hell was she going to let them hang out to dry when she had the power to do something about it. Especially when the men she's rescuing are such eye candy. Little did she know that saving the two heroes would derail her whole plan of living life anonymous.

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    When Izuku finds out he's quirkless, his world shatters. However, luckily his mother and childhood friend are there to pick up the pieces and put them back together stronger than ever.

    Soon, he begins to think being quirkless isn't so bad after all.

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    You're a human.

    He wasn't suppose to get this hooked on you.

    Love at first sight wasn't supposed to be a thing.

    ...

    Like it or not, he was going to make you his.

    ___

    Updates every Monday/Tuesday (Plz stop asking when it updates, it's literally right here.)

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    **Rewrites in the works! Rewritten up to: Ch 4 for syntax, plot hole fixes, and general foreshadowing and writing quality.**
    You're just an ordinary college student...with terrible secrets that could be life-threatening...the least of which is that you're a masochist...but when you find solace in a house of skeleton monsters, your secrets aren't safe for long. How long until the truth comes out? How long until you snap? Or they do?
    Your skeletons aren't in your closet anymore...they're all over the house!
    ----
    After everything you've been through, all the pain and the suffering, all the secrets you've spilled...you still have trouble trusting yourself.
    ----
    Part One: A Soul to Save (Ch. 1-30)
    Part Two: Forget-Me-Not (Ch. 31-45)
    Part Three: Time is Running Out (Ch. 46-74)
    Part Four: Before It's Too Late (Ch. 75-???)
    Reader perspective, the "Reader" character is female.
    Changed username for reasons. Still me, still the same story.
    Inspired by "Six Skeletons and a Maid" by RaccoonSinQueen

    Explicit chapters marked with * or ** depending on severity, and TW are in the notes!

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    Alexandra never thought she'd end up as Tony Stark's daughter, she's not complaining he's awesome. Then she tries to help and it doesn't go smoothly as she thought it would, Tony gets protective and Alexandra has to face life (again). In retrospective is not that bad

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    Catherine Bell returns to the small secretive town of Riverdale. Upon her return, she reunites with Jughead Jones; her childhood friend until she left at the age of eight. After she left, Jughead suffered from his father's wrongdoings and his parent's divorce, and changed as a person.

    Catherine hopes to rekindle her relationship with Jughead by being his partner in the school newspaper. Little did she know that she would dig herself deeper into the mystery called Riverdale.

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    Momo didn't know why she listened to Jiro when she said to spring a surprise trip to her private beach for class 1-A, because now she and the residential hothead blonde were left behind with no money, no phones and no way to get back to the dorms before Monday, among other problems.

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    Cheryl Blossom has acquired two things in her young life that means more to her than anything else. The first, Blossom Industries, a company that the redhead had brought up from the dust all by herself. The second, her mother's strip joint that branched off the brothel she owned. A brothel she despised, but a strip club that never failed to make her feel better at the end of a hard day. The Velvet Cabaret.

    A place like that is the last place on earth Cheryl expects to find her world turned upside down, tilted on it's axis by a slender tan body that slithers it's way into her life under the name of Toni Topaz. A woman so shadowed by her night life and so different in the morning, it takes Cheryl on an enigmatic ride she had never bargained for.

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    Cheryl Blossom falls in love with the one stripper she wasn't supposed to. Toni Topaz gets in a mess of love, joy, and the reminder of a toxic past.

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    Wade never thought he'd gain anything from blowing his brains out for the thousandth time. But, when he awoke to find himself able to read Spider-Man's thoughts, he began to think about it differently.

    "Spidey has anyone ever told you, you have a wonderful brain?" The merc batted his eyes at the other, not like Peter could see.

    "Excuse me?" Spider-Man turned to the mercenary,soon after stuffing a piece of his hotdog into his mouth.

    'What kind of weirdo is my best friend?'

    Deadpool gasped, squealing like a school girl. "I KNEW you liked me!! I can't believe you never told me I was your best friend!"

    Peter narrowed his eyes, chewing his hotdog. "I...didn't say that out loud did I?"

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    It's a hell of a ride for everyone.

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    It should have been a normal night of drinking between 2 friends, but some asshole had to crash into a power pole. Now my best friend and I have landed in Thedas like every goddamned cliche out there. Coreypheus is coming and I opened my big mouth and gave away that I know everything!
    But I'm finding that it may not be an accident and Coles words echo in my head. "You are Freedom, he is Peace, a part of him." What does that mean? Is everything connected? Why does Garrett Hawke keep looking at me like that?

    (Follows the 'Canon' or 'Default' story. The HoF was a Female Dalish Warrior that made the Ultimate Sacrifice and Hawke was a Male Mage who sided with the Mages against Meredith.)

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    yoongi gets frickle frackled by Shrek and his onion and then gets Vored.

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    Kangst. One. Shots.
    That's all you need to know! ;)

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    Sadly enough for Dave, he was Schizophrenic. He could see the Angels. He guessed it was better than them not being there. But it was pretty upsetting and depressing to see their blood-stained skin every day. But the one thing that brought Dave to tears the most is that Harley’s eyes were ALMOST WHITE… And the four of them knew, Jade, John, Rose, and Dave, they all knew that meant her business here on Earth was done… She could move on. No, she had to move on.

    Rose and John had been trying to hide it, but their eyes have been getting paler as the days with Dave went by. What Dave used to look into as electrical lime, vibrant violet, and deep sea blue, were now just barely alive sclera. It… It made Dave wanna… It made him…

    ( or: Dave likes a guy who's a major douche to him so he confronts his dead friends about doing the same as they did )

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    After a long battle of trying to find their true passion, Dwayne, Steve and John find themselves in Japan to find what they are looking for, a dream. On the way they meet. Uzuki, who teaches them the newest thing, being an idol and quickly they realize, this was it all along. Will they be able to achieve the dream of becoming real idols that changes lives? Only time will tell.

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    In love and loss, it often comes back to family, and Team 7 had always been fated, hadn’t they? Deny it as she may, Sakura finds her heart strung to them with an uncanny reverence and the weight of their ghosts.

    Sakura-centric.

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    Dear Reader,
    This is an Interactive Work In Progress with each new chapter written by a different author. Readers will offer prompts as the story progresses, the new author will decide where the story goes next! Please read the Notes for more details.

    We truly have NO idea what the story is about yet, or where it will go, therefore the story tags and summary are not trustworthy. We'll do our best to add trigger notes to each chapter if necessary. We are Endgame!

    Thank you for joining us on this project. Please SUBSCRIBE to follow along, and wish us luck!

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    Skull: i mean technically u could fuck with any name
    Joker: Oh yeah? Fuck with my name then.
    Skull: africa kangaroo
    Joker: Ok Ryobi SocialMotorBoat
     

    ...Or in which I got bored and decided to try my hand at a group chat fic. This is super dumb and is mostly a joke that gets a little more serious as we go alone. Spoilers for and following Madarame's palace. Don't take this too seriously, this is just for fun. Updates somewhat frequently.

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