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    He knew that sodomy was Illegal. He knew his reputation was at stake.

    But it seemed impossible to stay away from that damsel's son.

    **will update when I have time

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    The Gods are going silent, while an ancient, forgotten foe is running loose. His first stop: to kill the Legendary Demigod and destroy Camp Half-Blood. It is now up to the small Demigod Camp in South Korea, to find the Gods and fight for survival.

    But Seungcheol doesn't feel ready, Jeonghan is trying to keep everyone alive, Joshua is trying to keep his brother alive, Jun is trying not to get drunk, Hoshi is a fanboy, Wonwoo needs more hugs, Woozi doesn't want any hugs, Minghao keeps picking fights, Mingyu is surprisingly possessive, DK is confused, Seungkwan has enough of everyone's bullshit, Vernon is new to all this and Dino just wanna be a Hero.

    ...How in Tartarus are they going to survive?

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    English
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    37,380
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    In the dead of night, in the tunnels home to nesting Strigoi, Thomas Eichhorst stumbles across a young homeless girl that he quickly discovers is a riddle, a mystery and far more dangerous than she first appears. However, when the opportunity to drain her dry arises Eichhorst instead decides to take a leaf out of Eldritch Palmer's book and keep the pretty young thing as his own little assistant.

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    101,120
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    60
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    16
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    Ever since he was a child Bokuto had worried about being left behind, he was scared to be alone because when you’re alone, that’s when the thoughts of self hatred fill your mind. One day his strong facade is shattered when it all becomes to much, Bokuto wants to give up and leave it all behind. There’s only one person who can prevent the inevitable. It’s his world. Akaashi Keiji.

    Fic based on the song ‘Would Anyone Care’ Citizen Soldier.

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    English
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    2,649
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
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    ~*~Of all the diners in Louisiana, she had to walk into mine.~*~

    Years of torture and abuse at the hands of her husband have left Max a broken mess, believing she is unworthy of anyone’s love. That is until she runs away from her psychotic husband and stumbles into Benny’s Diner to wait out a storm. What happens next is not something either of them saw coming.

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    English
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    9,234
    Chapters:
    3/10
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    2
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    15
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    Some people can be ten times more addictive than any drug and give you a buzz just as good. The problem for Noel is going to be breaking his habit.

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    3,557
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
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    10
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    She was a bird in a golden cage whose door was once open. But then he had started to change, and she was placed under lock and key. The door opened after long, but she never once left him, for she knows he will hunt her down. What's more, she cares too, and thus does not resent him.
    But when someone else she cares for escapes him and brings her along, she meets people who are beyond her wildest dreams.
    However, will she be able to stay free? Or will she be trapped once again, in her golden prison?

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    17,202
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    900
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    Bev: No ben’s right why don’t u hang out more

    Trashmouth: I’m not talking to the douche anymore then necessary

    Big Bill: GASP

    Eds: Bill?

    Bev: Is Bill alright?!

    Big Bill: MAKE A GROUP CHAT

    Trashmouth: Ewwww no

    Trashmouth: He’s hate that

    Big Bill: Add teh friends he hangs w/ alot

    Big Bill: Ya know peer pressure

    Bev: Bill is kinda right

    Bev: GROUP CHAT

    Trashmouth: NO

    Eds: I kinda wanna talk to the guy that hates richie so much

    Eds: GROUP CHAT

    Trashmouth: EDS

    Haystack: GROUP CHAT

    Big Bill: GROUP CHAT

    Homeschool: GROUP CHAT

    Big Bill: Stan?

    Trashmouth: DON’T DO IT STAN

    Stan the Man: Do it.

    Bev: The club has spoken Richie

    Bev: DO IT

    Trashmouth: Fine but fuck all of u

    Richie Tozier-Wheeler has created a new chat

    Richie Tozier-Wheeler has added Mike Hanlon, Stanley Uris, Eddie Kaspbrak, Beverly Marsh, Ben Hanscom, Bill Denbrough, Mike Tozier-Wheeler, Will Byers, Dustin Henderson, Lucas Sinclair, Max Mayfield, and El Hopper

    Richie Tozier-Wheeler has changed his name to BitchieTozler

    BitchieTozler: Whats up bitches

    BitchieTozler: Welcome to hell.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    82
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    233
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    And then the leaves from the cherry tree will float away on the breeze. Leaving room for the next generation.

    Naruto Rewrite following canon about 90% of the time with minor changes, some OCs, and a bit more character day-to-day life.

    Series
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    English
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    2,026
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    Patton and his roommates had been having such a great day, but when Patton returns to their apartment building after a long walk to find it in flames, he falls to his knees when he realizes one key element:

    His friends are still inside.

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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    7
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    5
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    Dazai and Chuuya are in an exclusive relationship for like- 2 years. And this is just not an ordinary couple I'm about to expose. (I hope you all know that- )
    So to all the Soukoku fans, I gladly present to you- THIS!! ( Plz re-read the title-)
    *insert random trumpet sounds.*
    OR,
    Just little moments, memories, and rambles about this cute, fluffy relationship; 'bought to you by- ME!

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    English
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    704
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
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    96
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    Give me some requests because I need to improve and I love this ship

    Language:
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    260,772
    Chapters:
    90/?
    Comments:
    472
    Kudos:
    1255
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    26458
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    I need this for practice
    That's it..nothing else

    The fandoms I use will be random too but in the chapter summery I'll put the characters and the way they'll bone each other

    I've sinned..I need holy water

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    English
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    3,962
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    2016
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    Or, Rex and Anakin repeatedly walking into things they don’t want to.
    (Or do but shouldn’t, but that’s a secret)

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    3,209
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    30
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    Midoriya Izuku has always been a bit strange.

    Anyone will tell you that he's a ray of sunshine, and fun to be around-- but they might also tell you not to feel bad if he seems to suddenly look through you with his unsettlingly pale eyes, or to refrain from asking about his family, or his Quirk. He'll always be at the Viridian Cafe, serving pastries and smiles, in the warm atmosphere of fresh-brewed coffee and cats running amok. But you may also find him elsewhere-- observing heroes' fights, or heading somewhere with a flower bouquet.

    Indeed, Midoriya Izuku is a bit of a mystery, but as long as you respect the cafe and don't try to pry, the Viridian will open its doors for you, too.

    (The story of approximately eighty billion different futures and the one boy who can see them all.)

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    English
    Words:
    192,321
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Collections:
    2
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    1040
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    1714
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    538
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    A dumpster fire of short stories, ships, and a whole lot of wholesome crack. Read it and weep

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,995
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1894
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    After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

    [A repost of the Original(tm) Akatsuki-Turns-Into-Kittens fanfiction from the year(s) of our lord 2007-2010.]

    Series
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    English
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    13,334
    Chapters:
    4/14
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    367
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    PSA: This is a crackfic. It's a parody/satire of the books, the current state of the world and fanfiction in general. It's all a joke and was written to entertain myself and others in quarantine because I figured people could use a laugh right now. While it pains me to have to write this, because I believe it spoils some of the fun, I want people to know ahead of time so that they can just enjoy it if it's their cup of tea and feel okay with going along on this absurd ride.

    Now, onto the actual summary:

    After enjoying a summer romance Harry Potter is excited to go back to Hogwarts, especially now that his nemesis Cedric Diggory is FINALLY out of the way! But just when Harry thinks he's got it made, a letter from Professor McGonagall and a worldwide pandemic changes everything.

    Now Harry has to somehow save the world from the virus AND choose between Dudley, Ron and Draco.

    It seems that being The Chosen One isn't all it's cracked up to be...

    Disclaimer: Obviously JK Rowling owns the rights to Harry Potter, and I am definitely NOT her.

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    English
    Words:
    66,430
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2331
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    (Name) Aizawa a child born from a volatile quirk marriage was given a second chance at life when she was adopted by Shouta Aizawa. She was raised by heroes most of her life but with a quirk as dangerous as hers can she ever become the hero of her dreams and seek vengeance on those who deserve it or will she crack under the weight of ut all? Read to find out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,259
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    441
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    Inspired by the ‘Destiny’ stories by afterandalasia and MoonSilverSprite.

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    English
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    2,861
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
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    19

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