1 - 20 of 21 Works in Thirsty Jaskier | Dandelion

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    On his first winter with Geralt's family, Jaskier gets an eyeful of the famed Dragon of Kaer Morhen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,255
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    997
  2. Tags
    Summary

    need /niːd/
    verb
    1. require (something) because it is essential or very important rather than just desirable.
    noun
    1. circumstances in which something is necessary; necessity.
    2. a thing that is wanted or required.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,140
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    901
  3. Tags
    Summary

    The witcher kept his iron grip firm even as his eyes widened slightly, watching the blacksmith Jaskier had thoroughly ridden scramble off the bed to get his clothes.

    “He is-”

    “Damned useless in bed!”

    “Alive.” The witcher stoically stared at the human as he dressed and scrambled out of the room.

    The poor human wasn’t having the best day, Jaskier thought as the door slammed shut.

    “You thought I killed him!” The smaller man whipped around to face the witcher, “What part of ‘friendly neighborhood incubus’ do you not understand?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,021
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    1358
    Bookmarks:
    112
    Hits:
    12167
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Jaskier is thirsty, so thirsty, pining for his best friend Geralt, who is oblivious to Jaskier’s feelings. Thankfully, their friends and family see what’s going on and decide to “help,” each in their own way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,041
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1197
  5. Tags
    Summary

    ▪️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️▪️

    5 veces en que Geralt rechaza a Jaskier,
    y una vez que no lo hace.

    ▪️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️▪️

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    1,218
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    76
  6. Tags
    Summary

    As he waits among the bustling crowd, awful what-ifs keep replaying in his head: what if Geralt has, in fact, changed his mind? What if Jaskier only dreamed the fondness? What if Geralt leaves him after he discovers all Jaskier’s flaws? What if –

    Dad!” Ciri shouts at the top of her lungs.

    Jaskier winces at the deafening shriek (Cirilla has quite a set of lungs). When he looks up, he... oh.

    In which Jaskier sees Geralt for the first time after many months of Geralt's final deployment. It breaks his brain and dooms his heart. (Not that it isn't doomed anyway).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,596
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    745
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3654
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Students are turning up missing at Oxenfurt University. One of them is a student of Jaskier’s. Given how poorly the school administration and university security are handling the whole affair, Jaskier is not terribly surprised when his missing student’s mother shows up looking for answers.

    He is, however, very fucking surprised when it turns out that she brought three witchers with her.

    Especially since witchers do not fucking exist.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,833
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    528
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    2376
  8. Tags
    Summary

    The title says it all.

     

    Geralt’s lips twitches upwards a tiny bit. “Then why are you still out here giving me a motivational speech I don’t need?”
    Jaskier’s mouth opens and closes, trying to find the right way of not saying Oh, you know, I just wanted to take the opportunity to feel those gorgeous muscles of yours.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,195
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    868
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Jaskier and Geralt are getting ready for a halloween party but Jaskier needs some help with his costume.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,302
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    251
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1477
  10. Tags
    Summary

    “People like me now and I hate it.” A gruff, almost growl of a voice says from behind him. Jaskier jumps out of his skin and into the rafters. He was startled sure, but also whoever had just spoken most certainly just saw him put bread in his pants.

    “Beg pardon?” He manages to get out and he turns around. Oh oh. It’s the gorgeous man, his muse, the one he just sang a song about without permission in front of a crowd. The one whose forearm was thicker than his neck. The one whose thighs, Jaskier stopped that train of thought before it could begin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,723
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    204
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1485
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Jaskier caught Geralt's golden gaze head-on, blue eyes holding tight to the catlike set of the Witcher’s. The larger man leaned forward pressing a soft kiss to the Bard's lower lip, Jaskier’s lashes fluttered, musician’s hands settling over the thick muscles on broad shoulders.

    " You-you’re distracting me" Jaskier protested, very softly and right against Geralt's mouth, where the little darts of air felt like a kiss of their own.

    He needs to tell Geralt, really he needs to tell him, for both their sakes. But this all getting so unfairly out of hand and Jaskier is loathed to stop it here.

    ________________
    or. Jaskier wakes up after a very good night to the very rude reminder that he does, in fact, exist outside this bed and should have been smarter about preplanning, especially this close to the down season. But he's but a man with a heart between his ears and a pulse between his legs, if they're late he'll blame it on Geralt. The boys are stupid in love. (and horny, not actual smut tho, soz.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,427
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    697
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Jaskier has the best one night stand of his live and a new Professor.
    He is a mess and maybe, just maybe there're feelings involved

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1307
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Moving to a new town is one thing. Moving to a new town, becoming best friends with his neighbor and falling head over heels for her dad is something entirely different.

    In his second year of college, Jaskier struggles with his undying crush on Geralt, Ciri's dad. It also doesn't help that the man's job involves him looking like an absolute wet dream come true, emerging from beneath a car, muscles flexing, slick with sweat and grease.

    He's really fucked.

    Now with art! (Chapter 9)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,517
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    1449
    Kudos:
    2592
    Bookmarks:
    438
    Hits:
    46966
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Viscount Julian Alfred Pankratz de Lettenhove always dreamed of becoming a bard but life and Destiny had other plans. Now a successful and wealthy nobleman, he hears rumours of a witcher travelling through his land and Viscount Julian's curiosity just won't let the opportunity pass him by.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,230
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    282
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2059
  15. Tags
    Summary

    In which Geralt is not the first witcher that Jaskier meets. He's completely enthralled when a witcher saves his life whilst he was studying at Oxenfurt and makes it his life's work to change the world's opinion of witchers. Meanwhile Geralt is intrigued by the amorous bard that Eskel has befriended and sets out to find out more.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,952
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    1357
    Bookmarks:
    237
    Hits:
    8905
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Only one customer could make Ciri snicker that loudly, and Geralt braced himself to face Jaskier

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    945
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    965
  17. Tags
    Summary

    “He had tried distance, tried nearness— starved and gorged himself on Geralt’s sometimes-fickle attention. Neither method had worked. Neither cured his love-sickness. How’s that saying go: feed a cold, starve a fever?

    Or Geralt falls ill after a bad hunt, but Jaskier is consumed by a fever of his own.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,632
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    258
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2168
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Yennefer drags Geralt to a charity auction and, unfortunately, Geralt lands a date with the cute musical theatre major he's been pining for over the last few years.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,898
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    697
    Bookmarks:
    85
    Hits:
    4994
  19. Tags
    Summary

    5 times Geralt rejects Jaskier, and one time he doesn't

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,055
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    284
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1863
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Maybe they really will be together that long. Jaskier hopes they will be, and he knows that Geralt hopes too.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,786
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    1264
    Bookmarks:
    179
    Hits:
    20324

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation