They Are Idiots
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There are some moments when you need to think fast.
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The Faulty Deletion, or "In Which Mycroft's Apology is 14 Years Overdue" by thefloatingpoem
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
10 Sep 2014
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Sherlock has retired to Sussex, alone. He feels his mental acuity and intensity slowly slipping away. He is melancholy, but content, pottering about his garden, keeping his bees, playing his violin. It has been fourteen years since John and Sherlock parted, fourteen years since Mycroft gave each of them some bad advice, fourteen years since John decided to try at a normal life, fourteen years since Sherlock deleted the most important deduction of his life. Sherlock tries not to think of John, who has married a normal person this time and should be living quite happily in the suburbs with two kids, a golden retriever, and a picket fence. As it turns out, John is not living quite happily in the suburbs. And Mycroft owes them both an apology.
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Albus and Scorpius are in love with each other, and as the title says, everyone else knows. Except them.
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Seelenverwandt by unicornglittercake
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
20 Aug 2017
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It's a soulmate AU with my own twist.
Hux is 25 and has given up on finding his soulmate.
Kylo is haunted by his in his dreams.In life you never meet people without a reason, they're either a blessing or a lesson...
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Take Me to New York, Take Me to Heaven by thearchangelofsass
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
25 Dec 2016
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my gift for Arisa as part of the voltron secret santa gift exchange
Lance and Keith have been pining after each other for as long as Hunk and Pidge can remember, but are they doing anything about it? No. But when a fateful day and rainstorm force them to confront their feelings, will they end up happy after all? The answer will shock you.
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Albany is professional to a fault.
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Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago are a Classic™ example of a theater rivalry– competing for roles as long as they can remember, striving to be Holt's favorite student actor (his favorite is Gina, but no one needs to know that).
The dynamics of Jake and Amy's rivalry start to twist when they enter high school, getting cast as romantic leads year after year. They begrudgingly put up with this— until senior year rolls around and they find out that they have to kiss on stage.
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Ever heard the phrase: The road to hell is paved with good intentions?
Alya wants her ships to sail.
Nino wants a break.
Gabriel wants to help his son.
Plagg wants to have fun.
Tikki is not helping.
Neither Marinette's parents.Everyone wants the best for them. (Except maybe Plagg) At least they think so...
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The heating goes out in the flat on a cold day and Sherlock and John have to stay warm.
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There, in the darkness of the deep blue sea, lies a creature that lurks in the water and that hunts for another prey.
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Baz realizes something, about him, about Simon and that he hates truth or dare (or does he?)....
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Dazai is an asshole, waiting so long to nullify Corruption. Does he even know how Chuuya feels?
//The title and summary are so bad, but I don't know how to describe that mess I wrote sorry//
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Castiel is an omega who has been pretending to be a beta. When he is forced to go off his suppressants, he goes into heat on his way home from work. Pursued by alphas who want to rape him, he calls his alpha roommate Dean to rescue him. Dean doesn't know he is an omega and Cas thinks Dean doesn't like omegas. Will the alpha rescue him or leave him?
Or the one in which
Castiel becomes part of a new pack that might just have to protect him to the death.
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Jungkook is a college student who consistently makes terrible decisions when he's drunk that somehow always end with him getting hurt.
Jimin is a doctor that always seems to be stuck with the emergency room shift when a cute accident-prone college student shows up.: A romantic comedy.
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- Part 1 of The Share-House
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The Winter Soldier was in Tony’s lap, purring and headbutting the man as if the murderous thing was a giant, snuggling cat instead of a murderer and security threat.
It made Bucky’s blood boil seeing the man like that, already succeeding in getting Tony to sneak a hand into the long brown hair to scratch him behind his ears.
The genius had his STARKpad in the other hand and was reading the newspapers, discarding his coffee- His godforsaken coffee!- to pet the former assassin. Winter, or Snowflake as Tony called the soldier, purred happy and closed his eyes, his back open and vulnerable to Natasha who watched it all with silent curiosity. -
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Ned is the only one that knows how things should work
MJ and Peter are completely clueless about the situation they put themselves in
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- Part 2 of Things That Happen During the Summer
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Jimin taught him how to weave a flower crown while Yoongi taught him how to identify different kind of fruits and whether the red mushroom was poisonous. As they trailed the path back to the ground, Yoongi occasionally stopped by to pick a small bloodroot and tuck it on Jimin’s ear.
“Pretty.”
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Ava gets dragged to her high school reunion -mostly- against her will but the night turns out to be better than she expected.
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Garou needs a date. Badd is conveniently there. We all know how this goes.
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Oh I'm a mess right now by RighteousBlonde (AlasOpheliaDrowned)
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
13 Jul 2019
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Alec was fucked. Well and truly fucked. And not in the fun way.
Alec was a shadowhunter, a trained warrior, a leader. He had stared down demons twice his size and walked away without a scratch on him. He might not have been the strongest shadowhunter (Jace) or the smartest (Izzy) but he was damn good at his job. He knew how to deal with danger in any form. What he did not know what to deal with was this. This being a cute mundane boy. A cute mundane boy who was currently looking up at him from under his lashes and asking if he could buy him a coffee.
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Alec and Magnus meet in a cafe and fall in love, but due to lack of communication and Alec's turtlenecks neither of them realize the other is a part of the shadow world. This leads to a very large, but well intentioned mess.Basically the boys are hopeless and Izzy is the only reason the shadow world hasn't completely fallen apart.
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It’s dangerously late at night— George is scared he might say something he regrets while he’s under the safe cover of the moon and the stars and all he can hear is the low drawl of Dream’s voice, the way his accent curls around his words, George’s name.
It’s at times like these that George can’t help but wonder about who’s on the other side of the call. It’s so private like this, just the two of them, and George just wants to see, wants to 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸.
(Or: George just wants to see his best friend's face.)
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Derek looks at him like he’s a complete idiot.
“You’re a complete idiot,” Derek growls.
Good to know Stiles is still well versed in deciphering Derek’s facial expressions.
“Don’t talk to me like that. You don’t get to just act like Mr Alpha badass whenever it suits you, controlling me like I’m sixteen again. I can do what I like, see who I like, fuck whoever...” and Stiles doesn’t get to finish that sentence because he’s being shoved back into the door.
His head bangs softly against it and Derek is far too close to him. Stiles can feel his breath on his face.
Stiles licks his lips nervously and the way Derek’s eyes follow the movement makes him feel exposed. Stiles shudders.
He pokes Derek in the chest.
“Bad wolf. Der, I need... I need some space to get... to get over... just to find where I fit, now I’m back here for good,” Stiles says.
“I know where you goddamn fit,” Derek growls.
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Clay wonders if it would be different if George wasn’t everything he’d ever dreamed of.
George smiles and has absolutely no idea that Clay is staring so he can memorise every line on George’s face.
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or, Clay and George's neighbours think they're dating, they're not right, not matter how much Clay wishes they were.Bookmarked by aeternamutans
28 Apr 2021
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' Do I mind?” Clay clarifies, continuing when George nods, “Why would I mind? Do you mind?”
George has every right to mind, Clay thinks. It’s probably awkward for him, having your neighbours think he’s in a relationship with a guy he’s not even into.
“No!” George says quickly, “I mean, no, it’s fine. No harm in it, I guess.”
“Yeah, no harm.” Clay mutters back, probably failing to mask his bitter tone.
There is harm, there’s going to be harm every time George waves goodbye as he slinks into his bedroom at two in the morning, leaving Clay to go into his own and scream into his pillows. There’s harm every time Clay’s mom phones him, asking how George is and if Clay’s seeing anyone and he doesn’t know how to explain that George and seeing anyone are one in the same.
There's always harm when you're in love. '
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and I press you to the pages of my heart by Voulezvous_79
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Mar 2021
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Izuku squirms and laughs as Shinsou kisses at his neck, and Shinsou mumbles out, “You know, we should get divorced. That way I can marry you all over again.”
Shinsou can feel the eyeroll Izuku is giving him, but his voice is fondly exasperated as he says, “You are not divorcing me. Costs way too much money.”
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- Part 2 of all this and heaven too
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It wasn’t even the worst of Jaskier’s habits, but. It was the one that Geralt could perhaps do something about.
(Of course, he’d noticed Jaskier’s lingering attention, his fluttering pulse when Geralt stood near. He’d noticed the heated glances he shot Geralt when he thought he wasn’t watching, and his nervous restlessness when they were forced to share an inn bed.)
If Jaskier simply needed a warm body to vent his frustrations upon, well. It might as well be Geralt’s.
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Sticky Notes by multifascinate (talkativelock)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Oct 2017
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He spends the entire week that they have to prepare the assignment watching Todoroki. Between Todoroki and his friends from kickboxing club the entire week flies by in positive interpersonal interactions. It’s like a dream. The only bad things are Katsuki, who’s still Izuku’s neighbor and still takes time out of his day to flip Izuku off when Izuku enters the common areas, and Izuku’s roommate, who is still absent.
They still leave notes for each other; please don’t leave your things on my desk, please pick up your laundry, you left your radio on again. None of the notes are personal. Izuku thought that last weekend was just a fluke, that he’d run into his roommate this weekend, but the whole weekend passes and Izuku is forced to leave a note apologizing that he had to borrow a pen from the cup on his roommate’s desk.
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toss a coin to my husband by shestepsintotheriver
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Jun 2020
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In which Geralt hasn't learned a thing and claims the Law of Surprise after saving a woman from drowners. Destiny can't possibly catch him off guard again, right?
His Husband Surprise proves him wrong.
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- Part 2 of non-human Jaskier
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Wherever you hang your hat... by Lord_Risley
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
15 Sep 2015
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"I .AM. NOT. HAVING. SEX. LESS. THAN. TWO. METRES. FROM. YOUR. PARENTS." Every word was annunciated and punctuated, his tone definite...His body less so, it was betraying him as it often did.
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- Part 14 of Discovered
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Love Him The Most 'verse by ididntneedanewfandom (prettyvk), prettyvk
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Jul 2021
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Bookmarked by Emily_M_Brook_Nerd
28 Dec 2020
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TDBKDK Soulmates Au where they share their pain.
Okay, I love this even if I want to bang their head together until they stop being so goddamn DUMB! But I really love this :DUneven chapters follow the canon timeline (mostly) and even chapters are flashforwards. And there are extra stories with different POV's.
We are nearly 400k words in and they still aren't together! (Am I aware that half of those words belong to FF parts of the fic where they are in fact together? Yes but that doesn't matter right now so stfu) AND WE'VE REACHED 400K AND THEY ARE STILL BEING DUMB! Finally, after 431k they have talked (halleluiah) and BKG and TDRK are together and MDR and TDRK have talked and both want to get together later (look no one there knows a lot about having a boyfriend let's not complicate by making them date 2 boys at the same time from the start. Baby steps bc we won't throw them into the deep area of the pool b4 they even learn how to swim)
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How to Protect Your Bard by bulletincookie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
22 Feb 2020
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In all honesty, it was Jaskier's fault. After all, he was the one that always insisted on getting closer to the action, no matter how many times Geralt insisted that he needed to stay back.
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Geralt rolls his eyes. “He’s not my boyfriend, Yen.” Unfortunately, the voice in his mind whispers, and he scowls harder and shoves it away.
At this, Yen finally looks up from her magazine to give him an incredulous look in the mirror. “Are you shitting me right now?”
“What?”
“You’re literally picking out your prom outfit,” she points out, gesturing to the shirts in his hands. “You’re going to prom with Jaskier.”
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iwaizumi refuses to give his personal details out to strangers on the internet while oikawa just wants to know his name
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oikawa spends three months trying to convince iwaizumi he's not a serial killer - and fails.
Bookmarked by WritingUndercover
26 Oct 2020
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Oh this was so fucking cute. Short and sweet. Iwaoi is beautiful.
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King Uther might be liberal enough to accept his son's homosexuality, but he's still too conservative to allow him to marry a commoner. A nobleman it must be, and after a series of matchmaking meetings, Arthur sets his sights on the future dragonlord. It doesn't necessarily go well.
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“i don’t know what you’re talking about,” yoongi says elusively.
“hyung,” taehyung sighs, “you literally come here to hold hands with the pretty nail artist.”
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- Part 9 of for u.
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It has been five years and ten days since the death of Uther Pendragon, and five years exactly since Arthur's coronation.
It has been five years and Merlin isn't any less in love with him, Arthur isn't any less of a prat (but only to Merlin, these days), and he still doesn't know about the magic.
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Merlin has a secret admirer, and no, it can't be Arthur, it could never be Arthur, Arthur would never write love letters to Merlin of all people... would he?
(Spoiler: what do you think.)
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Merlin somehow manages to not notice Arthur’s
porpoisalproposal.Series
- Part 3 of Beary Happy
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When Phoenix wakes from his third dream about making out with Edgeworth, he figures it's finally time to admit he has a problem.
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- Part 5 of NaruMitsu Week 2018
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"I knew when we met that we were gonna be friends.”
“Oh, really?”
“Yeah, really!” Galo nodded emphatically, a grin stretching across his face. “Not everyone can kick my ass as well as you can, y’know? You beat the hell outta me, so I knew right away that we had a connection.”
[PR disaster Galo Thymos accidentally implies on live TV that he's dating former terrorist Lio Fotia and inadvertently ends a riot. They keep up the sham to keep the peace, but does Lio even want to stay in Promepolis?]
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A Mate by Any Other Name Would Sound as Sweet by luck_and_miracles
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
10 Jul 2014
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The five times Charming didn't like being called mate and the one time he did.