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    “Who?” Theon demands, starting to get annoyed. “Who is coming for me?”

    “What do you think?” Euron scoffs, swiping at the book lying on the bedside table. It lands at Theon’s feet, pages bent. A Christmas Carol. “The three Ghosts of Christmas of course,” Euron whispers.

    “Yeah, sure.” Theon has had enough. He knew he shouldn’t have read the fucking Dickens, now the shit’s even infiltrating his intoxicated dreams! “Look, Uncle, this has been fun but I think you ought to fuck off now. I’m going to wake up sooner or later. Oh, and since you’re allegedly dead and all? Please tell Mr. Dickens he can go fuck himself from me.”

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    Arya está sobre sus 30´s, quiere un bebé pero esta recién divorciada... ella tiene un plan... Tendrá un bebé con su mejor amigo gay. Una historia de amor que nos enseñará las diferentes maneras en que se puede amar, el poder de la amistad, el poder de la lealtad y el poder del amor verdadero. Triangulo amoroso sin ser triangulo y sin ser tan amoroso.

    ADVERTENCIA: PERSONAJES FUERA DE CARACTER ORIGINAL.

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    Prompt: It’s one thing to speak about the Snow daughter of the Stark family. It’s another thing to speak to the Snow daughter of the Stark family. OR Fem!Jon is too innocent for her own good, and Robb, Theon, Ghost and Grey Wind go to great lengths to fend off her suitors. Inspired by Oblivious by PervyNinja on Fanfiction.net.

    A 3 part fic about the overprotective men in Lyarra Snow's life.

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    Luckily, Robb speaks again. “I’ve seen how quiet Jon is - my mum cries every single time she enters this room. I’ve had goodbyes with everyone and it never gets easier, but if you can’t say goodbye to me, you’re going to hate every second that you didn’t and I’m never going to get to say it to you again.”

    The band of tenseness between them hangs taunt in the air, and Theon’s resolve lasts long enough for him to look back at Robb, shifting his hand along the covers until it reaches Robb’s hand.

    Their fingertips touch gently.

    “Ok, but I get to choose how to say goodbye,”

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    Jon’s asleep. Theon’s horny. There’s a clay dildo, shirtless scenes in the armory, a fight, and an explicit lack of consent.

    Half of it is sex, if you’re into that.

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    Dead men rising from their graves? Blood-drinkers who prey on the living by night? All just stories told by superstitious villagers.

    Right?

    When Theon made the promise to his mother, he never expected his quest to lead him to a strange land, where vampires might not be the deadliest monsters he has to contend with.

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    With the Night King dead, Jon hides away within the walls of Winterfell to collect himself, and finds Theon doing the same. The two take solace in each other, and invite a ghost into their bed.

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    (201): Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.

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    Having his own, huge office and his own secretary are just a few of the perks of working here. Well, the secretary he shares with his best friend, Junior Head of his father’s company. Stark Enterprises. Theon thinks of the little sign outside his own door. Assistant Junior Head.

    Or: Theon works for the Starks, Jon is an intern, lots of smut happens.

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    They say he was beautiful. Beautiful and willful and dead before his time.

    Complete AU. It is Jon, not Lyanna, who is the reason for the rebellion and the end of the Targaryen Dynasty.

    This story will include various drabbles and plot bunnies involving Jon paired with various canon male characters.

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    席恩伪装成Bate和琼恩一起去了长城当守夜人,这是一个琼恩死守装Bate席恩的故事。

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    They're too old to play, now.

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    “Nude photos,” hollers Tyrion, appearing vastly delighted with his students’ horrified expressions. “Don’t look at me like that, boys. It’s for charity.”

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    Just a collection of short fics (often kink meme fills) that aren't long enough I feel justified posting them on their own.

    16: "I can't believe you're jealous."
    17: Jon frowns as he feeds another log to the fire. Heat swells in the walls around them. They are in her rooms that never need their hearth lit, and he wonders what Father will think when she sits for dinner tonight stinking of smoke.
    18: She hates it when her brothers let their beards grow.
    19: It is strange, thinks Catelyn. These northerners worship their gods so very differently than she does.
    20: How do you forget a man you never met?
    21: This could be a disaster.
    22: Queen Cersei is a woman who suits her silks, and Ned hates himself for noticing.
    23: Robb reaches out for him immediately. “Jon,” he moans, cold, sweaty hand grasping Jon’s own. “Hold me.” Jon isn’t sure he should.
    24: Cersei has always loved to make him fall apart, and Jaime has always loved to fall apart for her.
    25: Robb’s looking glass is older than almost anything else in Winterfell, a priceless heirloom handed down from Stark son to Stark son for centuries. He loves getting fucked in front of it.

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    Halloween is supposed to be fun, especially when for the first time ever you get the coveted invitation to the Greyjoys' (in)famous Halloween party. Costumes, drinks, fooling around with Theon upstairs--all a welcome break. But it's just a reminder of how Jon never wins.

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    “You can’t do that, Theon. Seriously. He won’t come if he has to wear this.”

    “Oh, he’ll come alright,” Theon mumbles around his finger, sucking it gingerly. “I have a very simple way of ensuring that.”

    “And what is that?” Robb asks dubiously, setting the sheet back down.

    Theon grins, taking the pen again. “I’ll invite Arya.” And with a flourish he underlines the last name on the list.

    Jon Snow - costume: Esmeralda

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    A World where Ned took a girl home instead of a Boy.
    And it changes the fate of Westeros forever.

    The King took a liking to her. The Kings grace legitimized the babe and granted her lands of her own.
    The beginning of a new Game.

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    Theon scanned himself in the full-length antique mirror. Sometimes he didn’t know just how exactly he’d see himself in the reflection and today all he felt capable of doing was to scrutinise himself. Too scrawny, too extravagant, too much. Even this, the suit he’d purposefully picked out to be conservative, didn’t take the edge off. Perhaps this was the wrong place to go for what he wanted. Something, anything, to make Balon take him seriously. If only he knew. 

    Theon and Jon find themselves buying suits for different, but related, reasons at the same tailors. One in attempt to ease family relations and the other to add fuel to the fire. Both need a little stress relief.

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    在一个剧集没有被编剧糟蹋,而作者马丁又十分友好、不拖稿的平行世界里,Theon没有背叛史塔克家,没有落入波顿之手;Bran和Rickon都活着,虽然前者还是断腿成了三眼乌鸦;Robb和妻子没有丧命于血婚;Sansa没有被送给Ramsay当炮灰;Jon还是死了一次,但没有和姑姑上床。战争结束后,Daenerys女王在君临召开大会议,众领主贵族纷纷加入,直到第二性征引发的某个小插曲打破了Alpha/Beta/Omega三类人平静的生活。

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    2/?
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    Jon had a really weird dream.

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