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    After a stunning comeback performance, New York Magazine goes in-depth with Moira Rose on the evening of her son's nuptials.

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    Alexis and Ted dogsit.

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    Four strangers (sort of) picked to ride in a car, go to a party, and have their lives changed. It's time to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real.

    It's The Barn Party;

    Or, one night, four ways

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    Eyes still averted towards the ground, she sees two socked feet stop next to hers. His big toe knocks against her Louboutin.

    “Do you want to talk about it?”

    ...

    David moves out of the motel, and Alexis finds it a little more difficult than expected to say goodbye. A little blip in the midst of season six.

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    Moira and Patrick share a dance

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    Patrick wondered if this was an elaborate prank, and Ashton Kutcher was about to pop out from behind the sale rack. “So, you want me to date your son briefly in exchange for money.”

    Mrs. Rose smiled, reminding him of a shark. “Do we have an agreement?”

    Or: the Failure to Launch AU everyone (okay, I) wanted.

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    "The glittering in his eyes as they met hers in the muted light, his arm wrapped all the way around her waist, secure and hot, even through her dress, the beat of his heart that she could feel echoing hers as their chests pressed together. Ted, and everything he was, and meant, and made her.

    I'm so ready to be married to you.

    The thought landed soundly right in the middle of her heart, with little fanfare and none of the anxiety she would have expected. It felt right, and as she shifted her weight from one foot to the other, twirling slowly, she knew Ted felt it too. "

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    From that point onward David decided that Alexis would be the one to love him, even when Mom and Dad were gone, or Adelina was too busy to pay attention to him.

    For a while, it even worked.

    Or

    David doesn't quite understand how love works. It takes thirty years and more than a few awkward conversations, but he's starting to get there.

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    Ted, in the early stages of fumbling to convince Alexis to date him, had said “Oh, maybe you could talk about your music career for my newspaper column!”  She’d accepted but also brought David along as her publicist, and David had accepted because he’d had nothing better to do. This had led to David muscling his way into writing for the paper.  Ted had asked David for a one-time consult, but David had been so horrified by his trend forecasting of kitten pictures as the new high art trend that he’d insisted on joint creative control. 

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    "This is my art studio, Mr. Brewer. I think it's best if we keep meetings about this Sunday's craft fair to a neutral space."

    "I'd love that, Mr. Rose." He tilts his head in a way David distrusts. And that tone. "Except you refuse to step foot in the teacher's lounge."

    "OK, but that place always smells like cheese!"

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    “Here? Your friends who hate me are coming here? To the motel?” She punctuated her words with her hands, tips of her fingers pressed together on each hand. 
    “Yep. And it’s gonna be great. They’re excited to meet you.” 
    Well, that was an exaggeration. Still, there were emotions. 
    “Ahhhh, Ted!”
    ---
    It's Christmas Eve, and a very nervous Ted tries to smooth things over with his friends. Alexis is freaking out.

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    David and Patrick decide to adopt, however David still has some reservations about being a parent and is unsure of himself. A dark figure from David's past soon comes to pay a visit.

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    The road to David and Patrick's wedding is scored by Carly Rae Jepsen.

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    “No, man, come on, we’re not going to set you up with them or anything. Just give us something to go on. If not, Andy’s going to try to set you up again with that cousin who’s an accountant and collects creepy dolls.”

    “I don’t know, Ted. What do you want me to say? Just like, point out total strangers? Like the reporter with the polka dot shirt in the third row or—“ something was wrong with his voice, it was echoing in his ears? He didn’t realize what was happening in time to stop saying “—that guy in the back row with the dark hair and ridiculous lightning bolt sweater?”

    --

    Patrick's teammates try to set him up. He doesn't realize his mic is on. David is *very* cute.

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    An eclectic collection of Schitt's Creek-themed haikus

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    Maybe this wouldn't be so bad. There had been moments he'd enjoyed while here, though most of those took place indoors. He'd made a friend and that had been enough to turn this place around for him, maybe that's what he needed.

     

    Or, the one where all the Rose family is left with is a summer camp David went to when he was thirteen.

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    “David!” Alexis chirps, swinging open the door of their shared room. “You were supposed to be ready fifteen minutes ago.”
    David sits perched in front of his cedar chest, delicately refolding his knits. Right sleeve, cross over the middle. Left sleeve, cross over the middle. Fold the hem to the collar. Flip it over. Smooth the wrinkles. He exhales and places the sweater inside the chest. “I’m not going.”
    -OR-
    A reluctant David meets Patrick at a Halloween party and it's kinda cute, maybe?

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    Patrick is already standing there, in his too-high belted pants, letterman jacket and starched white collared shirt.
    “Auditioning for a Tide advertisement?”
    Patrick laughs and motions to David’s greased hair and leather jacket. “Carjacking?”
    David fixes Patrick with a sceptical look. “James Dean dresses like this. Would you ask James Dean if he was a carjacker?”
    “Well, James Dean has a job.”

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    The Galapagos was everything Ted ever dreamed it would be, more really, with Alexis here with him. Still, sometimes the little voice of doubt, left over from a two week honeymoon without her, poked up and asked if this was where she wanted to be at all.

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    Ted was, technically, doing David a favor. The first Christmas post-you lost all your money, David was realizing seasonal Lush bath bombs did not come cheap. The Blouse Barn had shut down months ago, and the money David had made from the settlement had gone into the family car and the General Store that David was somehow now leasing. David couldn’t do anything until the paperwork cleared and the previous tenants finished moving out. So when Alexis had casually mentioned her ex-boyfriend-ex-fiance-ex-boss was hiring, David had sighed and taken stock of which sweater he could afford to lose to flour.

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