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    "But I thought you liked balls," he chirps, shifting the mint around in his mouth with a swirling tongue.

    Richie winks when Eddie huffs and twists to face him, pointing a finger in his face to say, "Don't start. You know what I mean, they're the cheapest shit ever! Do you have stuff to make cookies?"

    "Yeah, yeah. I thought of everything, your highness. Don't worry about it. I'll stay up late making 'em just for you."

    "But I wanna help decorate."

    Eddie's frown is precious. Richie pinches his cheeks—both sets—and nearly chokes when Eddie elbows him in the stomach. It's worth it.

    "Okay, you can be my sous chef. Or, like, whatever the baking equivalent to that is. But only if you let me decorate Gingerbread Eddie. Oh, shit—Gingerbreddie!"

    "Ugh. Please do not make that a thing. But alright, then I get to decorate gingerbread you."

    [Or: Eddie visits Richie in December. Lazy holiday shenanigans ensue.]

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    “If you could, little one, would you help them?”

    Georgie has never felt more sure of anything in his short life. Even if he had to see the clown again, Georgie would do it. He would be brave for Billy. He nods, and Mat the Great Turtle smiles, and bows down until his nose can ruffle Georgie’s hair.

    Georgie asks the great Turtle God to let him help out his brother and his friends. Knowing that his power is very limited, that Pennywise will return much earlier being unsatisfied thanks to the Losers’ meddling and that Georgie wishes to keep everyone alive, Mat the Turtle sends Georgie before IT’s return to gather the Losers and help them destroy the alien menace. Georgie’s biggest obstacle will not be the alien, but rather convincing his brother and his old friends that the 18-year-old is the 7-year-old that got eaten by the alien they forgot about.

    Fix-it fic for the movies-verse! All of the Losers are in their 20’s and Georgie is 18 and back by Turtle Magic. Warning for Character Dead but that’s just Georgie and he is not dead after the first chapter.

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    Ever since his car accident, Eddie Kaspbrak has been feeling a little...off. The medicines in his cabinets don't look quite right, the streets he should know like the back of his hand seem strange, and the oblong device in his pocket is called a Cell Phone and he doesn't exactly know why he knows that. Maybe it has to do with his accident-induced fever dream of a massive, talking turtle. He's promised love, deep and authentic love, but doesn't exactly see how that's possible for a guy like him. No, Eddie's positive he'll die alone.

    Richie Tozier has a codeine-fueled dream where a less than majestic turtle tells him it wants to help and will do all it can to heal what ails him—so long as he keeps an open mind. He takes these words to heart and starts to say yes to anything and everything, from coffee he doesn't want to expensive cologne. He even lets Steve talk him into taking a luxury car service to his New York appearances instead of Ubering like a rookie. Nothing seems that different until he gets in the back of a limousine driven by a timid, doe-eyed blond man who introduces himself as Edward Kaspbrak. Oh, this is getting WEIRD.

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    In which the Turtle picks a proxy,

    OR,

    In which Beverly Marsh meets God, gets haunted, predicts the future, and does the cosmic errand of fixing a timeline by way of ghost telekinesis, omnipotent future predictions, first-degree murder, kidnapping, and the magical powers of friendship.

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    "I want to stop by my house."

    Richie slows the car to a stop. "But it's over in Long Island; that's not exactly a rest stop on the way to LA."

    "I don't want to leave Lady with Myra."

    "Who the fresh hell is Lady?"

    "My dog. Myra hates her, I can't leave her there."

    Richie sighs and pulls out his GPS. "Put in your address."

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    “I’m not sure I know,” Bill replied, “but I think w-we’re all childless. Is that ih-it?”

    There was a moment of shocked silence.

    “Yeah,” Mike said. “That’s it.”

    But that’s in a different universe. In this one, only five of the seven losers are childless. In this one, Stanley Uris throws out every razor he owns and books a flight to Bangor before he can change his mind or come to his senses, and he kisses his wife and his three kids goodbye on his way out the door.

    And about twelve hundred miles away, Eddie Kaspbrak is already well over halfway to Derry when he pulls over on I-95…

    … and he finds his nine-year-old daughter hiding in his trunk.

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    When bill returns to derry he suddenly gose in to heat and the losers try to keep bill safe from the one thing that wants him.

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    Suddenly, the ground ripped out from under him, causing him to plummet into darkness. His tears floated above him as he continued to fall through the aimless abyss.

    “You failed, Richard.” A voice comments, making Richie growl.

    “I’m fucking aware!” He spat before he landed down onto his feet. He looked up to see the turtle standing before him.

    Surrounding them, laid thousands of bodies rotting. Each one held the same faces of each Loser; Stan, Bev, Ben, Bill, Mike, and most importantly, Eddie. All of them were reminders of Richie’s failure to save them, taunting him with their open eyes.

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    There’s a voice, too. At first just a quiet murmuration with no way to pick out the words; later, fragments of sound that could be something, always just out of reach. There’s a familiarity to it that Richie avoids thinking too hard about. He doesn’t want to confront the thought that he knows who it is. He knows the way it moves, the shape of it. The dulcet fucking tones of Eddie Kaspbrack, dead man.

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    But as he left his fantastic bathroom after taking a relaxing bath in his spa-like tub, he suddenly felt a tug inside his guts as his blurry sight caught a short figure from the corner of his eyes. Richie calmly reached for his glasses by the short dresser and froze when a familiar face came into his view after putting them on—a kid who definitely didn’t belong here.

    Not here, as in this house.

    Here, as in this fucking year.

    or
    richie and eddie just wanted to have a fun month with their friends but then 13-year-old eddie blips into their bedroom

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    Richie makes a deal with a certain turtle to bring Eddie back to life.

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    “Richie. Richie, it’s me,” he whispers, so softly that it’s almost a figment of his imagination. “Hey, it’s Eddie. I’m Eddie. I’m okay, Rich, and you’re okay, so just… please, stop saying shit like that. You’re—you’re scaring me.” He says that part like he’d rather do anything but admit such a thing. But then, as his eyes dart over Richie’s face, his expression shifts, the usual constipation twisting into something close to hysteria that he tries and fails to mask with outrage. “And stop shaking me, shitbag! I had to claw my way out of a fucking disaster zone and I’m really sore—”

    Richie doesn’t know how he knows it, that this is the one and only Eddie Kaspbrak, truly here in the flesh, but he does. Because it’s as if the piece of him that'd been unceremoniously ripped away has miraculously been sewn back into place, worn and faded and uneven and maybe the wrong way around, but still very much present.

    “Eddie,” Richie chokes, and the man he loves with all his heart is standing right in front of him, alive, and there’s no way he could make himself think otherwise.

    [Or: Stan lives, Eddie is resurrected, the Losers visit Georgia, and Richie gets everything he's ever wanted (plus more).]

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    Richie recarves the R + E on the Kissing Bridge, and then he sits down and talks for a while.

    What he doesn't know is that Eddie is listening.

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    In the ghost world, you're tethered for eternity to the spot where the greatest act of love for you was shown. For Eddie, that just happens to be the R + E carving, even though he wasn't aware of its existence until he died.

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    What’s happening in front of him now is exactly what It showed him.

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    When Eddie died, everything had clicked into place. For once, he'd been brave enough. For a moment, Richie had gotten to hold him.

    Now Eddie's back. Some mysterious force has lifted him out of the ground and set him back on his feet, and he's going to have to learn to walk on his own for once. Meanwhile, Richie is still mourning, because he's always known better than to hope.

    Also featuring: the turtle's attempts at therapy, an ill-advised stint as a telephone operator, the most awkward coming out in history, the Lumberjacks Olympic Pine-a-Thon, and some George Romero shit.

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    The only pain more agonizing than being impaled through the chest and forced to bleed out in the sewers is being forced to watch the only people you could consider friends mourn over your lost body.

    AKA: Eddie dies, but nobody who dies in Derry ever really dies.

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    “It's like this: there's a single track from the time we were kids until we came back to Derry. And then it splits.” Richie holds up two fingers, first together, then in a V. “There's a version where it happened like it happened,” he holds up his index finger, “and a version where – where it didn't.”

    After Derry, Richie remembers what happened, in stunning clarity. The problem is that he remembers too much, and not just too much - too many versions, so many that he thinks his head may split open. And there's nothing to do but do something about it.
    (Featuring some plot points lovingly ripped out of The Dark Tower.)

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    Mike tries to clap him on the shoulder. His hand goes right through.

    “Oh, yeah,” Adrian says, voice shaking as Mike’s face falls. “I’m hella dead. Hey Mr. Hanlon, you know anyone called Richard Tozier?”

    (Or, Adrian comes back as a ghost to deliver Richie a message. To say he's unhappy about it would be an understatement.)

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    In the aftermath of Chapter 2, the people left behind are left stunned in the wake of Eddie and Stan's death. Unsure of their next move, things will begin to change when Richie and Bev visit a medium in an attempt to contact their friends.

    --

    or, a ghost story fix it told in the form of a social media au.

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    Second Chances

    In which Henry redeems himself, Richie accepts himself, and Stan saves himself.

    (Aka the fix-it fic that no one asked for, but I’m sick of Henry being treated as ‘just a bully’ when his character is so much more than that.)

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