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    In true troll media fashion, the title is the perfect summary. Thanks, Hussie.

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    What if John Egbert was a perfect paradox clone of the Doom Slayer rather then the ectobiological son of Jack Harly and Jane Egbert, and had a personality that was roughly similar to the Doom Slayer's? Well, things naturally become a lot more difficult for John then they would be otherwise as Skaia is forced to compensate for a perfect clone of the Doom Slayer in place of an average Human.

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    He was floating in a dark and featureless void. Thoughts and memories drifted around him in a blurred haze. Feelings, sounds, smells, and so much more seemed to float just out of his reach. Where was he? Who was he? Was this even real? He looked around, looking for something that stood out. He spotted a memory, brighter and clearer than the other memories in the distance. He awkwardly started to swim towards it. Progress was slow but steady.

    Suddenly, a memory winked out of existence. Shocked, he looked around to find that all the other memories were dissapring, too. Some simply disappearing while other slowly dissolved into the void. Panicked, he redoubled his effort, desperately trying to reach the fading orb. He had to reach it before it disappeared forever! He was so close; it was just of reach! He lunged for it, but it still remained just out of reach! No! It was so close! He had to reach it! The golden memory was almost nonexistent now! But, he refused to give up! He kept pushing towards the memory, inching ever so slowly towards it. He had to reach it! There! He had it in his grasp now! The memory was a name! And, not just any name, it was his name! His name wa-

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    Karkat is an exchange student moving to Earth to avoid being culled. That would be fine if the universe didn’t hate Karkat. He gets stuck living with Dave Strider, an asshole Karkat swears is the biggest douchebag this side of paradox space. There is no way in hell they would ever get along. Right?

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    Jake English has never done anything wrong, ever, in his life, if you don't count literally all that stuff from the first installment of oxfordRoulette's diegetic-musical-cum-found-family-pirate-AU. Luckily, that was in the last story, and he is completely better now in all respects. None of that nonsense is a thing anymore and it will not be relevant at all! Surrounded by friends and allies, with a very cool piratey boyfriend and a hold full of treasure from his recently decimated country, he's got everything a fellow could want.

    What will he do?

    Befriend an octopus god. Learn to fish. Kick back. Take it easy. Kiss his boyfriend a lot. Open a jewelry company? Pursue immortality. Confront his past. Embrace his future. Maybe save the world. One thing's for sure: there will be a lot of songs involved.

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    being the leader of the alternian undeground mafia while also slowly, and stubbornly, falling in love with your daredevil freak of a best friend, is not easy, whatsoever.

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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days aren't over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    Dave Strider is a Hunter in a Big City. All is well, as much as well can be when one is confronted with the supernatural on a daily basis.
    Until one of the other Hunter Agency of the city burned to the ground and cohabitation is forced upon them.
    Will they be able to catch the culprit? Will Rose successfully psychoanalyse them all to the bone? Will Dave finally find love?
    Or will they all succumb to paranoïa and madness?

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    When Branch goes looking for a rare flower far from troll village, a flower thats been told to heal anyone with a single sip of its necter, but of course nothing can ever go to plan for branch,

    Soon he and the trolls meet blue creatures called smurfs, but is there more to the connection between smurfs and trolls then just a accidental meeting. What will blossom from this meeting and what's gargamells plans?

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    heinoustuck vriska and john. they both are on their birthdays when the fateful day comes.
    with advice from outside sources, they get a brilliant idea - abandon everything they’ve ever known and start over on a meteor with only the two.
    turns out it’s harder than it looks to keep yourself sane when you abandon the entirety of your species to live with an alien you can’t even talk to.

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    The Institute.
    A secret facility, built under the careful supervision of four people.
    Built to house four very special children.

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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? Why were they hybrids now? What the hell was going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. They've become hybrids, combinations of each of their species, capable of switching species when it came to it. Rifts are appearing and they're mistaken as an alien species, which wasn't too far off the mark.

    Dave says fuck it and makes everything harder for Earth and the hybrids find themselves making a hypothetical backstory for themselves as an alien species. Meanwhile, the actual aliens, the trolls of Beforus are flabbergasted by a similar but very different species to their own.

    Her Benevolence just smiles and plays along with the lies.

    Watch everyone scramble around to deal with the hot mess.

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    In which the portal in Joey’s attic doesn’t transport passengers directly to the conjoining portal, but instead to somewhere in the general vicinity. This changes everything.

     

    AKA Dammek & Joey both need a hug, Xefros leads a lowblood rebellion, Jude joins a cult, and the world discovers aliens. Not necessarily in that order.

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    I've seen Dave do some incredibly dumb shit in the name of irony. Of course, I'd count the DUMBEST as buying an entire karaoke bar. Although, it's where I fell in love, so... I guess I can't exactly complain too much...

    Welcome, ladies and gents, to The Scratch karaoke bar! Here you'll see friendship, love, poor money management skills, and the dangers of doing it all for the irony! Join John and the rest of everyone as they enjoy each others company, despite dumb choices and copious amounts of alcohol.

    Credit for AU and like... pretty much everything else, really, goes to the best friend/editor/proofreader NB, thanks for all the help, friend!

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    You've seen him before down at the beach that rested only a short stretch from your apartment and you've always wondered if he was lonely. One day you decide to talk to him in an offer of friendship. Will this turn out? You have no clue. You do know one thing though, you were going to be determined to show him some sort of shred of compassion.
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    [please comment! it helps me feel motivated to actually write and post!! Sorry!]

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    A young man awakens from a long coma. It just so happens that today, not the 13th of April, is the day this young man changes. This story is about John Egbert, our loving protagonist, going ultimate. We follow John (who was supposedly dead) and his journey with Dirk, Rosebot, and Terezi. This fic will follow the Homestuck^2 timeline after the epilogues. I recommend not reading until after reading the epilogues. I spent a while studying ascension and how I think it would affect John. I'll include a link to my original doc where I explain. If you would instead go into this with no info and free of spoilers be my guest, but for anyone interested, I'll leave the link.

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PuWnPT_84M9irgwE115d-HU_QHIO0lG3QmOsD7OUfGY/edit?usp=sharing

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    While hunting a ghoul in his pack’s territory, Karkat catches the scent of his Mate, sickly and weak but unmistakable. He follows it and finds Dave, about to be devoured. After Karkat saves Dave, he and his pack discover that Dave is wearing silver bracelets, and that he’s terrified of werewolves—despite being one.

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    Many have heard rumors of a new faction coming out of nowhere. It was hard not to hear of it when they took over Skaia Laboratory, one of the most dangerous areas left unclaimed- a standing structure of the old era before monsters began roaming the land and people didn't have powers.

    Skaia Labs would have been a great place of resource or even a safe haven if it weren't for the fact there'd been strong ass monsters that no one could beat. But now? Someone actually beat the monsters and claimed the place, holy fuck was that both bad ass and very concerning. How many people did they have? How many were adroits? How strong were they?

    Many groups and factions' attention was grabbed by the new faction. Wondering if they could ally with them, conquer them, etc. But they all had to be careful, they didn't know how large and competent the new faction was...


    "TUNA DIRK'S HIDIN' MY SHIT AND TRAPPIN' MY ROOM AGAIN!!"
    "Tula, Eridan is bitching and won't give back my brony merch."
    "Tulip I love you, but your cooking is shit."
    "Babe, baby, you're so radical and the love of my life but shut the fuck up."

    Four doomed kids get to live on an apocalyptic Earth and cause trouble.

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    A few pesterlogs between random characters written out just for the hell of it. But beware before you jump into the wonderful spectacle of Karkat's anger issues and Sollux' sassy remarks, because these bad boys really have the tendency to either be completely fucking trash or loosely (a lot) drift away from canon. If you still can't fight your unbearable desire to read it, don't say I didn't warn you.

    Most of them came into being with my best friend and a bunch of little notes we passed each other during school. It's amazing how creative you can get in math class. It's also amazing how much important stuff for the next big test you miss if you don't pay attention.

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    A lineup of all of the Alternian trolls.

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