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    Aziraphale accidentally became a father when his half sister abandoned her son. Adam is the most important thing in his life, but sometimes he wishes he had someone else to share it with. But it seems that luck is not on his side. That is, until he meets a rather gorgeous redhead in the most unlikely of places.

    Crowley is the Event Planner(read glorified babysitter) for the Happy Ducks Indoor Adventure Park. He likes the job fine. So it comes as a shock when he meets a kid that he really, genuinely likes. As for this Adam's Dad?

    Crowley is convinced he's an angel.

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    The forces of heaven and hell have arrived on Earth to do battle for the final time as the world as humanity knows it begins to die.

    Meanwhile, an angel and a demon fight desperately to save the ones they love and the better world they have so carefully dreamed into being.

    Angels and demons. Archangels and the fallen. Humans and gods. They must all work together in the desperate race to save what truly matters at the end of everything: home.

    *

    This is the final instalment of the Ineffably Yours main story and I’m so excited to share it with you.

    You can find the rest of the series here: https://archiveofourown.org/series/1394677

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    Crowley is bored. So very, very bored. However, a series of subsequent events—which the (former) demon may or may not be responsible for—will make for one interesting Friday the Thirteenth.

    AKA: I've taken some sitcom clichés and set them to "Good Omens".

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    Each chapter is inspired by art in some way or another.

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    'Get out there and impale some hearts.' Quite a romantic phrase for something so bloody…. well, bloody.

    Aziraphale Van Helsing had yet to kill her first vampire. Despite her family lineage, she would rather attack a box of chocolate than the undead. That is, until misunderstandings labeled her as 'compromised' and married off to an insufferable one.

    Anthony Crowley, Duke of Glasgow and vampire-demon, vowed only to marry the one worthy of being his eternal vampire bride. Cue one night of passion(ate drinking - disappointingly just that and nothing more), and he wondered if permanent discorporation is better than years being shackled to a Van Helsing.

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    Gossip says that Lady Burningstone's gambling debts amass. Now she needs a less traditional (and possibly illegal) way to resolve her fortunes.

    Meanwhile, Lord Aziraphale, son of the late Marquess of Fellthrop, is injured in the Great War. No family would willingly mate their Omega child with a sterile Alpha--except Lady Burningstone, it seems.

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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series. I'll add new chapters every other Tuesday until I run out of material.

    THERE IS *NO* END POINT TO THIS FIC, IT IS AN *ONGOING SERIES* SO FEEL FREE TO DIP IN!

    They'll be short chapters/vignettes easy to read while waiting for the bus/in your lunch break/before bed.

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    Aziraphale wants to throw a housewarming/ engagement party and invite the Apoca-nope group over. Everyone invited is excited to celebrate....but also excited to meet Samantha Crowley.

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    A complete retelling of the Good Omens story featuring Anthony, the Angel of the Dawn, and the Duke of Hell Ezra.

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    Summer was the best part of the year.

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    Dr Zira Fell is a new professor of theology at St Beryl's University. His first day there he meets the mysterious and enchanting Dr AJ Crowley, an art history professor and a painter. They almost immediately become friends, and spend most of their time getting lunch together, talking, drinking wine, making art, and falling slowly in love with one another.

    Featuring cameos of everyone's favorite (and least favorite) characters, gratuitous descriptions of paintings, long text messaging conversations, and one cranky cat.

    **EDIT AS OF NOVEMBER 8 2020: This fic used to be rated E, but I felt as though I was excluding the minors and the ace folks in the fandom. All E-rated content I had planned for this fic will be moved to the extras and epilogues I have planned for after the main fic is completed.**

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    The world didn't end and, while six thousand years is a long time to experience humanity, Crowley and Aziraphale realize they haven't experienced everything. With the apocalypse avoided, they had the chance to continue on, enjoying each others company and enjoying humanity that they helped (slightly) to save.

    AKA 30 different mini-fics about Crowley and Aziraphale taking place post-canon. Prompts from tumblr user 'goodomensblog'

    Tags to be updated as I go.

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    The 20th High school reunion of Tadfield High School and both Anthony Crowley and Ezira Fell really do not want to be back in the village of Tadfield for their own reasons... But... They both want to see if the other remembers them. Memories shared and feelings are felt. Will they have their chance that they wanted so long ago?

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    Newt thought it would have been a good idea to surprise Anathema with a gift for their upcoming anniversary, an antique hand-held mirror, that he had found at an antique store; however, upon buying it everything seemed to go wrong. Ever since he bought the mirror, neither of them had a restful night sleep, from nightmares, vivid dreams, and ill omens plaguing them. Anathema and Newt eventually conclude it is a good idea to rid themselves of it for some time which, they know who exactly to leave it with: Aziraphale and Crowley.

    Upon Aziraphale and Crowley getting the mirror in their possession, they soon discover that the mirror had more to it than what meets the eye.

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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    Crowley has been working at the same dead-end job at the call centre for the last 6 months. He would leave but he needs the money. But on a cold, late October day, the newest hires get their first day on the floor- among them is an Angel.

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    What happens when you befriend a few ghosts in a house you never wanted to be in the first place? What happens when you have to save them from being harmed? What happens when you fall in love with one of them?

    This is a Beetlejuice AU for Good Omens. This has been a work in progress for the last month or so. I hope you guys enjoy it!

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    Vampire activity around the town of Tadfield has begun to see an unusual spike. Vampires that Aziraphale's team has been encountering lately seem to be getting more aggressive, more violent, more... desperate even. Something is happening. Something is coming. Something even the Chosen One may not be able to stop.

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    After the Not-Apocalypse, Heaven comes for Aziraphale.

    Crowley talks them into thinking he had Aziraphale under a spell, to get them to leave him alone.

    They take him to Heaven and torture him.

    Lots of whump, blood, gore, torture etc.

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    It is no secret that for demons and angels, size and shape are options. They can change both at any moment, though most choose not to. It can be very difficult to do your job when you’re small enough to dance on the head of a pin. But, for Crowley, being that small is more than just an option. He’s used it many times to travel around the world quickly. He could be in London one moment, and the next, he’s in Russia (though, he doesn’t go there often. Too cold for him). And sure, he could travel by demonic miracle, but that’s so wasteful when he has wings. And why would he tire his wings out, when he could simply travel through the phone lines?

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