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    Running from his former pack, shapeshifter Crowley comes upon an abandoned castle in the woods, that resembles more a library than a residence, and finds himself enamored by its mysterious occupant.
    Aka: The beauty and the beast AU no one asked for, but I wrote anyways.

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    1/?
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    A year after the world didn't end Crowley and Aziraphale are happily, blissfully in love. But not everyone is happy about that.

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    There are many universes, each unique, though some more unique than others. There is a universe where the sky is green, one where humans have three eyes, and one where everyone is allergic to pears. This one is none of those. This Universe starts with a snake and an apple and an angel. Just not the ones you expect.

    “Well, that went down like a lead balloon," the angel said, turning to the serpent next to him. It looked at him with as much confusion as a snake could. “I said, well that went down like a lead balloon.”
    “I heard you fine the first time," said the beige and gold serpent, though he still had no idea what a lead balloon was, and turned into a man-shaped being with a shock of white curls and wings to match. The angel blinked. “Though I’d say it all went rather pear-shaped.”

    In other words it's my super complicated (and not all that original) reverse au fic, that starts off simple and spirals into something uncontrollable.

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    Donna Noble runs into a familiar face while out and about in Knightsbridge--literally. It shouldn't have been enough to nudge a meta-crisis into reactivating itself, but some things are just ineffable.

    Everything spirals completely out of control from there, and Crowley blames Israfil for all of it--and also that complete idiot running around with their face.

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    34/?
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    In burning Agnes Nutter's second book of prophecies, Anathema and Newt discover a mysterious page that refuses to go up in flame. Atop it is written a poem which neither, at that time, can hope to understand.

    Something is happening, wheels are turning, and neither Heaven nor Hell are wont to forgive and forget. An Angel and a Demon are very much in danger of losing one another.

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    5/?
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    6
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    Crowley doesn't know how reproduction works.
    Aziraphale is at a loss for words. Whatever the two where expecting it wasn't this.
    God ships Crowley and Aziraphale.

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    10/?
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    A new beginning has dawned, and an angel and a demon must determine what it means to be on their own side. But six millennia of clandestine meetings, stolen moments, and fear for one another's safety has become rather engrained in them.

    [I am aiming to update every Sunday.]
    [Constructive criticism is always appreciated.]

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    25/?
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    154
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    Dean had a year left with his soul, Severus teaches Defense, Harry's fathers deal with the Horcexs for him( because, their not Dumbledor) The Doctor makes up with Jack, and Sherlock takes some cases. Good Summery? No? Too bad that's what you get.... or Supernatural seasons 3-5, Harry Potter years 6-7, Doctor Who Series 2-3, Sherlock series 1 rewights

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    32/?
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    In War there are no winners, only losers.

    It was an eternity ago but Aziraphale and Crowley were shaped by their actions in the First War. They're about to learn first hand what the other did that fateful day - a secret neither has told the other in over 6000 years.

    Adam was just trying to help, but you know what they say about good intentions... The question is will their friendship survive it? Or will it burn like sulfur for something new to grow in its place?

    Welcome to the Start times...

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    Just a place to collect my super amateurish but enthusiastic sketches about... well, mainly our Ineffable duo being very much in love in every kind of corporation, era and style.

    Other characters might occasionally appear.

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    8/?
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    Those who willingly touch the dead may never be touched by an angel.
    It was a belief that anyone going through mortuary school was told at some point. Bee never really cared, they weren’t even Christian. They didn’t need an angel. They just needed to get their work done, something that was monotonous but rather enjoyable. No one ever said they wanted to grow up to be a mortician, but it was something somebody had to do.

    And they didn’t care if that meant they couldn’t have a damn non-existent guardian angel.


     




    TWs: death, blood, gore, etc.


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    The Crown of Thorns Pod’rama is a dramatic full-cast reading of irisbleufic’s Crown of Thorns [The Walls, the Wainscot, and the Mouse] ‘Verse, inspired by Terry Pratchett’s and Neil Gaiman’s Good Omens.

    (While there are individual chapters with lower ratings, the Pod’rama is rated Explicit overall. Individual chapter ratings will be given in the Chapter Summaries.)

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    "You what?" Was this angel serious? An angel actually gave away her flaming sword? Something that she treasured more than anything?

    "I gave it away!"

    She was. The demon's eyes widened at the statement.

    "I can't believe you tempted them, Raphael! That was wrong and you know it!" How did she know his name? His real name no less. Did he know her?

    "Don't call me that. It's Crawly, got it?" The hurt in the angel's eyes confused him. Wait her eyes. Something about them was so familiar. Light blue and absolutely stunning. Maybe he did know her?

    "Of course. I-I'm Aziraphale." Her attempt at hiding her own heartbreak failed miserably as tears pricked at her eyes. Even if he didn't remember her, she would make sure that he got the chance to know her again. As rain began to pour, the angel raised her wing above Crawly, keeping him dry.

    Two souls once joined had been separated. But there is nothing that says that they can't come back together.

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    9/?
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    -¿No regresaras. . .?
    . . .
    -No, ellas se han rebelado, igual que tu, pero en lugar de caer ellas se han transformado.
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    Tal vez Aziraphale debió preguntar más sobre el pasado de Crowley en el cielo, si bien ya no se enfrentaran a la ira del cielo y el infierno tendrán que lidiar con los secretos que han ocultado al otro por no tener "gran importancia".

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    14/?
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    The Apocalypse happened and Heaven came out on top. Hell has been locked away for all eternity while demons captured as prisoners of war during the battle were taken to Heaven to serve angels. Aziraphale and Crowley are reunited under these circumstances and make plans to escape the nightmare life has become. Alpha Centauri looks like a good start if they can escape first to Earth then into the stars themselves. But other plans might be brewing besides theirs.

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    2/?
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    123
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    Crowley and Aziraphale are grad students in the same French PhD programme. Crowley isn't sure if grad school is the place for him, whereas Aziraphale seems like he was born to be there.

    Grad School AU

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    13/13
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    4
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    What is the cost of lies between the ageless? With eternity at stake, a wily angel and a cunning demon pay the toll for what's right and what's wrong. And come to face the harsh reality that truly, no good deed goes unpunished.

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    37,625
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    9/?
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    Aziraphale was trying to find what resonated with him in life. He hadn't expect it to be someone. Working at a circus was hard, but meeting new people – meeting Crowley – was all worth it. It was as if he had found what he had been seeking for so long.

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    4/13
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    4
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    17
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    The man wears a long dark cloak made of the feathers of a raven, or perhaps they are wings folded about his body. Locks of hair like fire roll across his shoulders. He approaches carrying a basket in the crook of his arm, the basket is filled to the brim with apples.

     The steps to the temple are not yet worn with age.

     The temple is circular, with seven pillars holding up a domed roof.

     There is a man in the center of the temple.

     He is on his knees, head bowed and weeping.

    The wings folded over his face are covered with blue eyes, dripping with tears. The pairs of wings upon his back radiate out and flex against the silver chains that hold them to the pillars.

     His feathers are strewn about him, and the man with the dark cloak does not know if they have clipped his wings or if the angel had torn them out in his own distress.

     The chained man’s robes flutter in the breeze.

     
    Inspired by art made by Talhí Briones for her novel Hieroglyphs: The Celestial Conspiracies by Talhí Briones

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    Anthony J. Crowley and Ezra Fell have spent every summer at Camp Katahdin since they were seven years old. Now, they're twenty-two, fresh out of college, and ready for their final summer. Follow the two counselors as they navigate their pasts (as best friends), their families (who also happen to be their bosses, camp is a family business), their counselors in training (Newt and Anathema), and, of course, their campers (the Them plus Warlock, who else).

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    1
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    17
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    1
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    187

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