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    Seven years after the failed apocalypse the earth keeps turning on its axis. Heaven and Hell are back to a stalemate and it seems like the world will keep spinning for a bit longer.

    Enter a new faction with an unknown goal and a origin that was lost to the ages.

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    14/?
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    WIP;;

    It was exactly a year after The Start Of The Rest Of Their Lives. As a way of celebrating, Anathema and Newt host a party! Unfortunately, the truth about the 3-cards switch comes out. All of a sudden Aziraphale and Crowley are in danger, and the only way to save them is for Adam and Warlock to work together to find their missing counterpart.

    But what if their missing piece was right in front of their eyes the whole time?

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    9/?
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    Donna Noble runs into a familiar face while out and about in Knightsbridge--literally. It shouldn't have been enough to nudge a meta-crisis into reactivating itself, but some things are just ineffable.

    Everything spirals completely out of control from there, and Crowley blames Israfil for all of it--and also that complete idiot running around with their face.

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    9/?
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    76
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    Following the events of "All of me against all of them", Crowley is not a demon anymore. He's not on Heaven's book either. His boss is now THE boss. He has become an Asura, and She is the only one he will respond to. He will do it, for a price: his love happiness.
    Aziraphale is still a mess from all that he endured, his will frail and uncertain.
    Hastur and Gabriel are very much dead.
    What will happen now?

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    3,286
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    18
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    42
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    6
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    Adam Young is a witch. Of this, he is vaguely aware. The new neighbors are all witches. Of this, he is absolutely certain.

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    6/?
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    36
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    36
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    1413
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    When new prophecies begin to emerge, Crowley and Aziraphale hurry to make sense of what they mean but all becomes clear when they find the Archangel Michael broken and injured on the doorstep of the bookshop. She tells them of a new rebellion in Heaven, led by Gabriel, that has cast out God. As word spreads, the forces of Hell become involved and Crowley is forced to face the truth of his past and choose the path of his future if they have any chance of restoring God to power in Heaven.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    231
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    57
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    Crowley finds himself in another universe; Aziraphale goes to fetch him. In the meantime, Team Free Will has to figure out what to do with the 6,000 year old demon that won't stay in a devil's trap and keeps rooting through Dean's vinyl collection. Shenanigans ensue.

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    13/?
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    The early morning light rippled on the Serpentine sending flashes of brilliance into the air like song. The water was warm. It should not have been, but Aziraphale welcomed it, easing into it like an embrace.

    He flung his arms wide, laid on his back, and floated. Every care seemed to drift off into the lake, or up into the clouds (altocumulus, fluffy and bright like his own hair; a storm coming, not yet), that rolled lazily above him.

    He did not know why he turned, why he began swimming again, this time towards the shore.


    It's time for a holiday, time for a house move, and long past time for our heroes to decide what to do with the rest of eternity.

    It's just a shame that PTSD is going to make everything that little bit harder...

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/12
    Comments:
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    Good omens Neighbours AU

    Mr Crowley’s life would change in the form of a new neighbour who just moved next door.

    His neighbour looked like an angel, Crowley couldn’t take his eyes of them.

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    6/?
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    24
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    88
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    12
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    "What's your name?" He remembers the first time he was asked that. He'd choked on it and coughed up something black and spit half of it out. The demon who asked grunted it back at him, and that became his name. The old one burned in the back of his head, too holy to even speak now he was this dirtied creature that crawled in the ash. Another burning white thing he can only bear to imagine in flashes, with his eyes closed. "Ezra," he replies.

    A role reversal AU where Aziraphale is the serpent, instead of Crowley, and they still take 6000 years to admit they're in love.

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    14/?
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    28
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    The Butterfly Effect. If put simply, it is the phenomenon where a small, seemingly irrelevant change, can lead to a dramatic change elsewhere. Crowley’s minute choice ultimately lead to a 3 second delay, and a shift in mindset. And here is the story of how The Butterfly Effect exists, but is also under my control. Of how life reaches the same, predetermined, destination, but on a wildly different trip.

    Crowley & Aziraphale raise Warlock AU

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    2/?
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    Anthony J Crowley is a smooth talking negotiator whose just been sent to Tadfield to convince one Mr Azira Fell to sell his bookshop to make room for a highway. The job is proving to be much more complicated than he thought. Tadfield and it's bizarre inhabitants just started their annual Christmas Fair, a centres old tradition that is actually written in the towns charter.

    Will he succeed? will he fail? will the towns eccentric inhabitants worm their way into his fast moving city heart? will he find love? of course he does. It's a Christmas Movie AU.

    Aziraphale as Azira Fell, beloved kind and stubborn bookshop owner.
    Crowley as government negotiator.
    Anathema and Madam Tracy as Azira's meddling best friends .
    Gabriel as selfish and stupid leader of local government.
    R. P. Tyler as neighbourhood watch and interfering gossiper.
    The Them as remarkably clever kids who get things their own way a lot.

    special thanks to Ironed_orchid for ironing out my hatred of the possessive apostrophe and my excessive love of commas, as well as many other good edits. You're the best.

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    “Excellent, welcome back to St. Terrence Professor Phell.”

    Zira grins from ear to ear. “Thank you, thank you Dean!”

    “Ha, alright, you go and settle in, the staff will be meeting at noon in the conference hall in the administration building so everyone can meet our newest professors.”

    “Professors? Who else is coming on?”

    “Another young man, he also attended school here you might remember Anthony Crowley.”

    Crowley? Zira didn't remember the name maybe when he saw him he would recognize his face.

    or

    Zira Phell is a new literature professor at St. Terrence. He's not the only new teacher. Anthony J. Crowley is an intriguing young man with a mysterious past that keeps unfolding. As the mystery comes to light Zira finds he loves teaching and he loves Crowley.

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    8/12
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    92
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    9
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    Nanny Ashtoreth is soft.
    She has to be, because she is Crowley with a child, and there’s never been anything as soft as Crowley with a child.
    Brother Francis loves it, because he is Aziraphale, and there’s never been anything Aziraphale has loved more than seeing Crowley as he should be.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    87
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    12
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    5
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    After Crowley finds an abandoned baby and brings it home where he and Aziraphale raise the child, all the while thinking the boy Crowley is a nanny for is the Antichrist. On their adopted son's eleventh birthday, both the angel and demon are surprised.

    Now how are they going to protect their adopted adopted son from the forces of Heaven and Hell?

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    Chapters:
    2/22
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    465
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    Post Beetlejuice the Musical.
    The Them has decided. To toy around with demons. Adam is completely fine with that. It's normal teenager stuff anyways. They heard a rumor that if someone says Beetlejuice three times, a demon would be summoned.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    4
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    19
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    3
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    196
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    When Azirafell is just about to confess his feelings towards Raphael, Raphael faints. When he wakes up, he notices he is not in his own flowershop anymore. He also notices this weird other version of Azirafell hanging over him. Who is this new version of his demon and why is he calling him Crowley? Second of all, where the hell is he?

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    English
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    816
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
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    40
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    3
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    The Never Released Script of the Never Seen Documentary directed by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett in which they follow the lives of the Crowley and Aziraphale, an odd couple made of an angel and a demon that stopped the Armaggedon.

    Inspired by What We Do In The Shadows.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    51
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    5
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    As a rule, generally speaking – Crowley was not hugely fond of weddings. He’s said this in many different ways, to many different people. At length. Repeatedly. Usually while quite drunk.

    (Will had said once that he ‘doth protest too much’ about his hatred of weddings, and Crowley hadn’t spoken to him for three months. What did the playwright know about weddings, or love, or- or Anything, anyway? Bastard.)

    Yeah, okay. So maybe Crowley has mixed feelings about the whole wedding thing. So what?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    7
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    96
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    582

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