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    Anne held her nephew to her chest. Her brother-in-law's choice of godfather had gotten himself arrested, but at least the dog had a backup plan. Anne wasn't sure having Harry raised by Vampire Nobility was a good plan, but at least it was something.

    "Split custody?" Anne asked as Harry tried to pull her hair down.

    "I am sure we shall find a way," Elizabeth said, her ruby eyes peering down on the tiny child in Anne's arms.

    "We are not equipped to raise such a young child," Vladimir said.

    "Neither am I," Anne scoffed. "I got a bounty on my head,"

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    Kim Seokjin, model for Gucci, denies the existence of true love. His housemates and best friends, Yoongi and Jimin, tell him otherwise, but Seokjin doesn't believe them.

    It isn't until he meets the captivating producer, Kim Namjoon, in which he begins to reconsider their claims.

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    It's up to Thomas Tucker to give his boy the talk. But how does a hetero male give his gay son the bees and the bees talk?

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    The topic Clementine always dreaded comes up.

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    Sweden gives Sealand the talk.

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    Wanda never thought she'd have to give her boyfriend "The Talk", but when your boyfriend is an android, all sorts of things happen that you'd never expect.

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    He had been brought here (but where was 'here'), and left with people like him (but he wasn't like them), seeing comfort in the shadows and the word (was it a deity, kind, hero, spell for protection?) they all knew, praying that one day the Soul Society would burn for their treachery.

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    Bruce and Dick invite Clark to the lakehouse for a long weekend around Rosh Hashanah, but Dick has trouble sleeping outside the Manor, and Bruce isn't as available as he should be. And all of this brings up a question: what exactly are the three of them, a bat-vigilante and his ward and his superhero boyfriend? Could they be something like a family?

    (And how will they eat with Alfred not taking care of them?)

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    When Magnus tells Alec about their precious baby girl starting her period, Alec reminiscences about when he had that same talk with Izzy years ago. Magnus and Alec talk themselves into realizing they would be fine giving the period talk to their daughter. She needed them, after all.

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    3
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    Several glimpses into the events that follow The Ship That Never Was; revisiting Destiny Islands, crowning a Queen, and the adventures of a heartless pirate.

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    The Lightwoods are growing up, welcome to teen angst and hormones galore.
    More tags to come

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    5/5
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    Garu unexpectedly has his emotions, feelings, and bodily reactions triggered after he sees his childhood tormentor in a revealing situation. Why him? Why now? Why won’t anyone help?

    But more importantly, what should he do?

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    Everything unspoken covered what we dared to call the truth. Unaddressed and unnoticed, we let both the truth and the lies slip from our hands. Leaving only the ashes and the sands behind. Now, look at us, what even are we?
    ___________________________

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    Dick walked into the room with Wally on his tow, they were following Bruce into his private study after he’d caught on Dick trying to sneak Wally out of the Manor before Bruce had a chance to talk to him.

    Dick had been adamant that there was no way his not-yet boyfriend was going to suffer through one of Bruce’s lectures, just because the man had totally misread the situation they were in.

    For some unfathomable reason, Bruce wanted to go all overprotective parent on Wally.

    On the other hand… this was Bruce giving a shovel talk to Wally. And Wally might be his 'not-yet boyfriend', but he’s also his best friend; who was about to get on the wrong end of a string of bat-glares. And this was Wally, so he was bound to say some really stupid thing at some really stupid time, that would make things so much worst for him....

     

    Ok, so maybe Dick kinda wanna see that...

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    58
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    Adam instantly cut his rambling short, "God no, Keith. Nothing like that,"

    "We just wanted to have a talk...about health," said Shiro, tapping his foot repeatedly

    "Health?"

    XXX

     

    Or Adam and Shiro give Keith The Talk. Or at least try to. It goes... interestingly.

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    2/2
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    8
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    166
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    (is not always what it seems.)

    An Asexual Christophe character study.

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    1/1
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    5
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    23
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    8
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    “Hey Dads? I got a boyfriend.”

    “I see. Who is it?”

    “Midoriya.”

    “No, try again.”

    “What?”

    “Try again.”

    “But I-”

    “Try again.”

     

     

    In short, having your parents as your teachers can be really unfortunate. Having your boyfriend's dad as teacher? Now that's just fun.

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    It’s not often that Sakura curses the education system in Konoha, but she’s bloody cursing it now.

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    72
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    Lucius tries to give Draco the talk, and from his own inability to explain things well about this matter, it can go very, very wrong.

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    "I don't get it. Why do so many people want me to hug them? They don't even know me! I only want to hug people I like."

    "Tamaki-kun... Are you by chance talking about the 'most desired embrace'?"

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    1,121
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    35
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