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    A conversation before Psii's first long trip.

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    Rara Avis
    (A rare or unique person)

    Or, in which the Grand Archivist acquires a seadweller

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    8/8
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    Where I will post snippets of self-inserts that are just plot bunnies I can't shake or entertaining enough that they have been officially cleared to leave the deep, dark recesses of what most people will call a 'Google Docs'. This depends entirely on my mood and current fandom of obsession, so some may be single-scene one-shots while others might be vaguely continuous.

     

    The Latest Shitpost:

    (Genshin Impact)

    kaeya alberich is loved.

    this is a fact. it would be selfish to dispute this, despite their own ebbing and waning doubts. love and hurt are not mutually exclusive, and in this case, it’s really not the fault of kaeya’s adults that they are never in the best health. needs must, and circumstances make it impossible for them to shield kaeya entirely from hardship.

    their father makes a lot of the hardest choices for their family.

    so when the abyss order sets down its ultimatum, their father is the one to make the decision for them.

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    44/?
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    308
    Kudos:
    657
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    78
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    Eridan Ampora, eager to stand on his own legs for the first time, makes the decision to open a coffee shop.

    Sollux Captor tries to deal with the newly opened coffee shop across the street, it's hipster clientele and it's hot hipster owner.

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    English
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    19,783
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    11/?
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    22
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    143
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    10
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    1634
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    Фефери, новоиспечённая императрица Альтернии, находит на корабле Снисхождения порабощённого ею рулевого. Она освобождает его — и теперь Псииониику предстоит адаптироваться к жизни вне ячейки двигателя и смене власти, а Фефери — к общению с ним и остальным обязанностям императрицы.

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    Русский
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    3/?
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    Twelve [?] trolls play a game, which will definitely not be empty and dead.

    But let’s see what the trolls’ perspectives were during Lorien Amaris.

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    16/?
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    the story of how The Signless comes to rediscover his long awaited lover. Twice. Because of course. And how a Ship’s engine was salvaged from the wreckage of a cursed life, blessed by freedom in death, and begins to remember what it means to be a Troll

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    16
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    36
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    7
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    286
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    Боже, не дай мне слиться в первую неделю...

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    Русский
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    28,803
    Chapters:
    31/31
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    6
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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

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    Español
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    25,592
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    4
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    8
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    1
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    Humanstuck AU. Eridan and Sollux meet by chance in a library, and deny their attraction until some old trauma makes Sollux reach out. When Eridan answers the call, they find themselves swept up into a whirlwind relationship that forces them to stand together against the odds. A rewrite of Because of Books, but better.
    Enemies to lovers, with some NSFW.
    Romance, Trauma, Comedy, Mature.

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    English
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    20,909
    Chapters:
    6/56
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    43
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    9
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    The following passages were translated and transcribed by the Archivist on sheets of dehydrated, laser-marked bioplastic in the 10th sweep of the 150th Century, Reign of Her Imperious Condescension. The texts were the only verified surviving copies of the Archivist's translations following the Final Eradication, and have been re-translated into Imperial Standard Alternian in the 15th sweep of the 1st Century, Reign of Her Imperial Reformation.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    (title is a work in progress)
    The sunrises once again, over six groups of people and two loners
    A director, his little brother, and his secretary.
    A mechanic and his daughter.
    A father and a sarcastic artificial intelligence.
    A captain and his husband.
    A troll who's more words than silence and a man who miraculously never misses a shot.
    A revenge-obsessed lunatic.
    And a troll who just wants to find everyone, and maybe get a chance to shoot Bro Strider. He'd like that.
    The sun sets again, and they despair because the dark is when the dead roam.
    But Darkness is where Light shines the brightest.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Kudos:
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    1
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    Some trolls can carry eggs; they are marked with a blood-colored streak in their hair. It’s a rare but not unheard-of trait, usually found on the cold end of the spectrum. However, if they’re actually carrying eggs, it means someone’s taken them on as a slave – a “breeder.” In other words, they were hatched to privilege, but seriously messed up somewhere. Because a breeder slave belongs to whoever last used them as a pail…

    Dualscar Ampora, heavy with a clutch gotten on a fellow slave, is “rescued” by someone who turns out to be his own descendant. But the world he returns to is not as he remembers it! Suddenly surrounded by strangely familiar (and friendly?) faces, security for himself and his eggs is his most pressing concern - but will he ever figure out what the hell is going on?

    …Who are we kidding, he’s an Ampora.
    Luckily, he’ll have help – if Eridan can ever get his act together. But everyone’s got secrets to hide…

     

    A kinkmeme fill that took on a life of its own! I’ve managed to fit in a surprising amount of the original prompt. The fill started on the prompt’s repost here:
    http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/38154.html?thread=39085066#cmt39085066

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    English
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    118,447
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
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    156
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    32
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    The Psionic deserves something good happening to him for once in his life. Equius Zahhak is one member of a rebellion who's been in contact with him, and comes to retrieve him as a battle rages through the flagship.

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    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    1
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    In which Bro has an existential crisis, the Grand Highblood is in the middle of having a Crisis of Faith and the Demoness is going to cut the next bitch who calls her “Handmaid.”

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    65,400
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    259
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    442
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    101
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    Mituna has a hypomanic episode.

    Kurloz is there to help him through it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    22
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    3
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    Kankri made a promise to his father when he passed, he would do anything for Karkat to make sure he got the perfect life he deserved. And Kankri kept that promise, being the uptight parental figure.

    And then Cronus Ampora waltzed into his life and changed all that, but Kankri wouldn't be able to tell you if said change was entirely positive or not.

    [Goes up until Chapter 11 of Blurred]

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    16
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    1
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    Taken from Earth, Dirk Strider must adapt to life on the Condesce's ship. He's generally not fond of the company, but he wants to get to know a certain wall-mounted Helmsman a bit better. Maybe even carnally.

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    English
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    3,095
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
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    16
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    1
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    101
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    Each of the twelve trolls have a frightening encounter.

     

    [Basically just an excuse to write senseless body horror]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    11/12
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1285
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    It takes a lot to make write a sermon. The Signless needs time, privacy, peace, and quiet to turn his visions into words.
    His Disciple does not seem to understand this fact

    The Signless needs a break and the Mage of Heart may be just the one to give him one, once she figures out how her own abilities work that is. After all, it's about time she got to put on the oversized pants in the relationship! Might as well have a bit of fun while she's at it, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,377
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
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    143

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