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    The Orphaner Dualscar is brought home by a soft hearted Signless and added to their family.

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    A President and a comedian-turned-Rebellion-leader walk into a bar. Well, not a bar, but it's the President's office. And the President is the only one doing any walking in. It's unclear what the Rebellion leader is actually doing there or how he got in, but if this is a specific joke, there better be one hell of a punchline.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020, updates on Sundays.

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    The first thing that wakes Mulitz is a hand around his throat, and then it's the hand on his chest.

    "Mituna, what the hell are you doing?"

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    Disciple isn't quite sure about this whole sensory deprivation thing that Psiioniic is asking for, but Signless seems okay with it and if Psiioniic really wants to be tied up to shit and back then what the hell else is she gonna do but help out and be supportive of her boys?

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    More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.

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    51/?
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    Ah, homestuck! Known for one thing, besides the insane fans: it's incredibly rich and complex lore! I mean, having serious lore is good for a series, but please tell me I'm not the only one who keeps losing track of the plot. So, I decided to rewrite it with two things everyone loves: OCs and crossovers!

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    1/?
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    In which I get incredibly bored during quarantine, and rewrite Twilight, but with Eridan and Sollux. Statistically changed around 75% of the plot, for my own selfish reasons. Still tried to stay true to the original story- and yes, they still sparkle. Not sorry.

    Or, alternatively, in which the main protagonist falls for the local vampire thot and then goes on to make ridiculously reckless decisions. I don’t know, I’ve never watched the anime.

    All credit goes to Stephenie Meyer.

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    A world in which some humans due to over population were forced to move to Alternia. Humans were slowly filtered into blood castes via their eye colors rather then their candy mutant blood. Everything is mostly the same, the hemospectrum, the trolls themselves. The only different is romance.

    Romance has been flipped on its head. Hearts are black, Diamonds are Ashen, Spades are pale, and Clubs are red. Due to the change of humans being forced to move to Alternia, humans were forced to go into their jobs, and accept their weird terms of speech, some adjusted well, others did not.

    It's a very unconventional time full of strife and weird romance that no one really understands. They can only hope to survive in this weird whacky world. Even if things will get a lot stranger.

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    Sequel to "My Child".
    After escaping Alternia, Signless and company meet their Beforan alternates. In another timeline, Dirk must come to terms with his own flaws in order to help his new companion. What secrets will Signless discover about his alternate's past? Will Dirk be able to push past his own shitty personality? Read and find out.

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    13/?
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    Your name is Astris Captor, the Psiioniic, once the Helmsman; and for the first time in over a thousand sweeps you are free.

    You have a patchwork mess of a troll body, and a hive in the new palace; a matesprit who understands you better than you ever thought possible; and centuries of memory that try to swallow you every time you close your eyes.

    This is better than anything you could have hoped for, and absolutely terrifying.

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    11/?
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    Spoiler alert: Dolorosa has no idea what she's doing.
    This is unlikely to change.

    (Can be read on its own)

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    The sequel to CronusQuest. The following fanfiction contains coarse language and, due to its content, should not be read by anyone.

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    17/?
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    Inspired by medievalstuck by my friend the frog and fantasystuck by egosweetheart. :3

    The war between Prospit and Derse had ended and a treaty signed to prevent further destruction of the two kingdoms.
    The ruling royals of Derse have been dethroned and Amporas have taken over.
    Your name is Dirk Eloise Strider and you've just witnessed a coup from the Amporas and have been forced to flee.
    Your name is David Elizabeth Strider II and you've just escape your execution.
    Your name is Rosette Thea Lalonde and you just gotten news of the coup in your home kingdom.
    Your name is Cronus Dillon Ampora and you're escorting a mysterious seer/representative of Prospit to Derse.

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    4/?
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    Humanstuck AU. Eridan and Sollux meet by chance in a library, and deny their attraction until some old trauma makes Sollux reach out. When Eridan answers the call, they find themselves swept up into a whirlwind relationship that forces them to stand together against the odds. A rewrite of Because of Books, but better.
    Enemies to lovers, with some NSFW.
    Romance, Trauma, Comedy, Mature.

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    This is just so it's already set up to go, it's not done yet, so don't look.
    nothing is ready I just want to get the base down so I have it ready to go

     

    Psii isn't home and everything had static, wonder what that's about.

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    Where I will post snippets of self-inserts that are just plot bunnies I can't shake or entertaining enough that they have been officially cleared to leave the deep, dark recesses of what most people will call a 'Google Docs'. This depends entirely on my mood and current fandom of obsession, so some may be single-scene one-shots while others might be vaguely continuous.

     

    The Latest Shitpost:

    (Omniscient Reader's View)

    You are in a subway car. The people around you speak words you can't understand; you only know it's Korean by virtue of your regular proximity to the language at home. Your outfit has been changed without your knowledge, though thankfully it's still made up of clothes from your closet. Your phone is clutched tight in one hand. Your dad's old pocket knife from his army days - appropriated a while back by yours truly - rests in the loose grip of the other.

    You don't know how you got here.

    Then, the dokkaebi appears in casual gestures of power and careless death.

    Then, this world that is not yours is made bloodied and turned on its head.

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    12/?
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    Fun little one shot about Psiioniic and Signless

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    pinch the bridge of your nose, inhale, exhale, nine seconds, it used to be ten but you suppose your weirdly magnetic interest in the number nine and getting better at your anger issues had you wanting to knock down a second as a show of progress on your, what fourty-nine years of anger management?

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    Eridan Ampora, eager to stand on his own legs for the first time, makes the decision to open a coffee shop.

    Sollux Captor tries to deal with the newly opened coffee shop across the street, it's hipster clientele and it's hot hipster owner.

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    7/?
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    Psiioniic and Disciple meet up in the dream bubbles.

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