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The town around Kraagor's statue is made of people forgetting the past. It's made of people who aren't members of the Order, or paladins of the Sapphire Guard, or the crew of the Mechanae, or anyone else who found out what the Gates were before said Gates got sealed away, people who aren't any of those things, not anymore.
Pasts are easy to outrun, easy to avoid, easy to bury. People? People are a little harder to outrun, especially when you're a goblin cleric and an elven wizard trying to avoid the ex who learned how to ranger from your parents, the man who's entire family you accidentally murdered (even if you did fix it later), the brother you killed for what turned out to be absolutely nothing, in the end, and the paladin who burned your village down.
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An Extremely Belated OotStober and If You Think This Is In Literally Any Semblance of Actual Order You Are Wrong by EtchCantrellorLightningHeterodyne
Fandoms: The Order of the Stick
04 Feb 2020
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I use the 2019 Inktober list to write Order of the Stick oneshots because I'm sorry I procrastinate on everything but not sorry enough to stop, no this is not in order of days I just post as I write and count the days until my next day off.
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The final straw that pushed Soon to become a paladin.
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Haley knew her crush on V was stupid and hopeless. It had been stupid and hopeless since the first day, she had learned how to deal with it by now. How much could go wrong about sharing a room with V again for a single night, just while they waited for the Mechane to get fixed?
A lot, apparently. And that was just the beginning.
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Third-Party Supplements by russian_blue for littledust
Fandoms: The Order of the Stick, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
13 Dec 2019
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Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Oz anymore.
Or, how a devious trick by Xykon changes . . . everything.
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Pink Hellfire and Plum Stormclouds by EtchCantrellorLightningHeterodyne
Fandoms: The Order of the Stick
26 Nov 2019
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I am Very Tired and I wanted to feel productive even though NaNoWriMo is kicking my ass and Highgate's next chapter isn't finished and I swear to GOD I'll finish the Shenanigans series one day. Anyway. I wrote this at three in the morning, woke up and found out it didn't suck, and decided to post it.
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"The Taming of Ossë" (illustration) by she_who_recs
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Order of the Stick
06 Oct 2019
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(I've decided to remove this from the fic itself and post it as a standalone)
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- Part 4 of Order of the Silm
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 3
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Soon had a shit father. This was not news to his two spouses, the other four members of the Order of the Scribble, or the Sapphire Guard.
What was news was that apparently, his father had been Rezzed, and apparently, he was dropping in for a visit before finishing up whatever business got him Resurrected in the first place. What was much better news was that now Soon didn't have to deal with him alone. Which would have been great, except that the Order was mostly comprised of current or former murder hobos, Mijung just happened to be testing out a new and improved Fireball spell, Girard still had his twin swords, and all fourteen members of the Sapphire Guard had their hearts set on being scheming little shits and paladins at the same time so they could buy their fearless leader as much time as possible, since his father's visit could only last a day and they'd all been dying to see if their respective cursed objects COULD be used to their advantage.
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Lost in Perception, Gained in Perspective by ReconstructWriter
Fandoms: The Order of the Stick
31 Jul 2019
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If butterfly’s wings can create a hurricane half a world away, then a Katana just an inch closer can create
a whole new future. O-Chul loses his eye and the world gains more. -
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Order of the Scribble quest happens but Serini doesn’t make them swear an oath because instead of nearly killing each other they all discover that Mijung was a very smart cookie (I mean she’s gotta be to have a magic lab, come on) and uncovered one (1) cleric’s research on how to protect oneself from the Snarl (it was actually to protect against getting your soul imprisoned but whatevs). She cast the spell on herself just because- I mean every little bit helps right- but basically what it did was it sent your soul to the afterlife the literal second you received a wound it would be impossible to recover from. Granted you didn’t get to say anything with your dying breath because your soul got punted out of your body too fast, but it meant that a) she wasn’t destroyed by the Snarl (still got incredibly lucky with that, though) b) she haunted the Order, silently and invisibly, and cast the spell on everyone in it because again, smart cookie, and c) she got to make both of these things known in a way that was absolutely perfect for a wizard who liked to poke metaphorical bears with only sometimes metaphorical sticks.
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Afterlives sorted by alignment aren't always fair. Even when our heroes have a happy ending, they can't have a happily ever after.
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All the Ways We Might Have Gone... by EtchCantrellorLightningHeterodyne
Fandoms: The Order of the Stick
22 Jun 2019
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...and this is the path we decided on.
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Dungeon Employee Shenanigans by EtchCantrellorLightningHeterodyne
Fandoms: The Order of the Stick
22 Jun 2019
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Dorukan hires people and regrets it, the employee complaint box overflows, dwarves cut corners, Lirian keeps her boyfriend sane, his secretary is dubbed 'the Coffee Fairy', Serini drops by to drive everyone insane, people go on strike and subsequently get eaten, everyone gets a pay raise, and there's a petition to send Dorukan to the nearest insane asylum in exchange for the ability to eat outside the break room.
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- Part 2 of Shenanigans
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5+1 Kisses, Kimtooth Edition by EtchCantrellorLightningHeterodyne
Fandoms: The Order of the Stick
08 Jun 2019
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So this is what I've been doing instead of writing D.E.S. because I can't not procrastinate.
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Paladins don't have good will-saves. Sorcerers do--when they want to.
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Draketooth Family Shenanigans by EtchCantrellorLightningHeterodyne
Fandoms: The Order of the Stick
08 May 2019
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In which Girard is sibling three out of four, Kanta crosses and ocean just to sleep with a paladin so she can piss off her little brother, Vodka Aunt Serini gives the children glitter, 'It's not a phase I'm Lawful Good and I'm gonna join the Sapphire Guard because you don't understand!', Aton's most loyal customers all have similar weird tattoos, the teenagers throw a rave and Girard wakes up next to Julio Scoundrel, and the toddlers ONLY want to crawl in the hallways with traps in them.
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- Part 1 of Shenanigans
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"This is better, you think, than drinking your problems away."
Vaarsuvius hasn't had many intimate relationships in their life. Their expectations are a bit skewed.
- Language:
- English
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- 457
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 7
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Soon and Girard have an argument, because Soon's throwing him out again and Girard doesn't know why. It gets out of hand.
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Under the Trees of Eldamar by she_who_recs
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Order of the Stick
29 Mar 2019
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"But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar."
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- Part 3 of Order of the Silm
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Every promise Soon's ever broken, and the only one he regretted keeping.