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Thorin survives the Battle of the Five Armies and Bilbo doesn't.
... or does he?
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Sickness above all by ShakenCharlies
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 Mar 2024
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Thorin surprises Bilbo with a rare home visit. Everything seemed to go well until Bilbo lost sight of something....Precious...to him.
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What Was Sauron Thinking? by Chisscientist
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Feb 2024
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Gil-galad suspected Sauron hadn't meant this to happen. Elendil had interfered. But Gil-galad also thought that when Sauron learned what had happened, he'd laugh himself silly.
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- Part 12 of By Starlight
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When Madness Rings True by foolishthunder
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
23 Jan 2024
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After ten years of lost contact, Thorin turns up on Bilbo’s doorstep with an awkward greeting and a dire warning. Upon learning about Gandalf’s uncharacteristically sinister plans regarding the One Ring, the Hobbit and Dwarf-King decide to take matters into their own hands. But are their hands fit to carry the ring? (Spoiler: absolutely not).
alternative synopsis: bilbo and thorin fuck about with an evil ring that exacerbates thorins mental illness and gives them marital problems
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Blessing of All Blessings by That_Little_Kid
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Dec 2023
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After nearly forty years of keeping his birth a secret, Bilbo Baggins can only hope to finish this quest without accidentally telling his father - Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain - that he had a son
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As My Friend Has Stood By Me, So Shall I by ObsidianCreates
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
10 Dec 2023
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Bilbo saves Thorin's life, and everything changes. But while Thorin is now free of his own curse and madness, Bilbo's seems to be only beginning. And when Thorin finally realizes that his dear hobbit is in need of help just as Thorin was, what else can he do but return the favor?
(I'm not the most reliable updater so I apologize for that ahead of time)
(Fuck The Tolkien Estate actually I'mma keep going with this, what do they know they said the Jackson Movies suck and the Amazon series is cool)
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The Wine of Desolation by Roses_Bloom_In_Greenland
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
25 Nov 2023
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The shadows of Mordor lie close to Gondor. Too close. It poisons the air, the water, the earth, and the hearts of men.
Denethor rules Gondor and his family with an increasingly erratic mind.
His firstborn grows up under the pressure of duty and the feeling of blood on his hands. He first goes into battle at ten, to war at fifteen, and on a quest to save his country at twenty-eight.
"By the blood of our men," Boromir tells the Council of Elrond, "Are your lands kept safe."
And it's true. But Gondor is falling.
Who will keep the Enemy's forces at bay then? Will this quest save Boromir's country or will it doom them? Will it save him from the darkness of his despair or will it ruin him further?
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Heartbroken at being exiled, Bella leaves to destroy the One Ring. However, her heart is not the only one broken that day. When she returns to Erebor, will she be able to pick up the pieces or are some things simply too broken to fix
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- Part 1 of Dwarven Hearts
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The Mithril Queen by Ella_Black
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Nov 2023
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Moria is reclaimed, Vis is the Queen of both it and Erebor, making her the most powerful dwarven Ruler alive.
But not all like that.
When old threat’s take form again Vis and the other rulers of middle-earth need to unite to fend of the enemy before all goes to ruin.And soon the dwarven Lord’s all over middle-earth have to realize that there is more to the young Queen in Erebor than they’d have ever thought.
And how will the world react when the most powerful magical item ever made suddenly reappears in the hands of a lowly hobbit?
⚠️This story is discontinued and will not be receiving any more chapters⚠️
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- Part 4 of The Vis Durin series
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Heartsore and Soulworn by megmal
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Nov 2023
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Bilbo and Frodo sail to Valinor on the Last Ship. Frodo is still wounded in body and soul from his time as Ring-Bearer. But Bilbo is all but lost once again to grief, sorrow, loss, and the pain of the knowledge that he alone is responsible.
A new plan is made, for a new refrain in an old melody, created in the long stretch of time between the beginning of the Age of Man and the end of Arda. The wounded souls of Bilbo Baggins and Thorin Oakenshield are quietly smuggled from their isolated deaths and remade, refashioned, renewed before they are sung into the new refrain at the moment of their first meeting - not at an Unexpected Party, but across a crowded Market.
New Beings, Old Souls, a familiar Quest, with a very different Outcome.
**An Important Note: Hobbit lifespans are only slightly less than Dwarrow, say 2/3 or so.**
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- Part 1 of Smuggled Songs
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So This is Love? by SyltherSara
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
15 Nov 2023
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Alienor 'Lily' Potter, the oldest sister of Harry Potter known as the boy who lived, was perfectly fine with looking after her brother, perfectly fine with what came at her for being a Potter.
She did, after all, had learned to deal with it when she turned 11 and was suddenly told she was a witch.
And the learning never stopped once Harry joined her in their parent's world. If anything, it intensified.
The night she chased after Harry to the Department of Mysteries change her life forever.
Because beyond the whispering veil was more than she ever thought possible.
Lily as she liked to go by, wasn't sure what she was quite looking at. These Goblins didn't look like any Goblin she knew, nor did the dwarves, and why were the humans so freakishly tall? And are they really elves?
At least she was always prepared. Thank you undetectable extension charm.
Please tell that cute-hatted dwarf to stop staring.
And another thing... NEVER mess with a mare!
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The Tragedie of Ol' Bubbles by elwinfortuna
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
22 Oct 2023
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The One Ring tries to escape from Gollum.
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Bilbo is afraid that he is falling to the goldsickness as he is suddenly obsessed with his ring. Meanwhile, Bofur has been acting strange almost...possessed? Could there be a link between Bofur's odd, somewhat aggressive behavior and Bilbo's little piece of gold?
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With Stars in Their Eyes by ThatOneTimetraveller
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
08 Sep 2023
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Lothlórien glowed in the sunset. It was as if the golden leaves of the Mallorn trees set on fire by the light of the sun as they swayed with the breeze. Their shadow lengthened along the pale trunks and branches. Aragorn watched as orange rays of the sun slowly sank past the horizon. As twilight descended, the glow of the forest changed. In that narrow time of transition, the gold of the leaves mingled with the silver of the trunks and branches. As the last rays of golden light faded, the transition of Lothlórien was complete. Now the white trunks and branches reflected the silver light of the newly risen moon. Bathing the forest floor in a softer, gentler light.
Aragorn picked out the soft murmurs of Sindarin being carried by the wind. Curiosity got the better of him in the end, and he turned in the direction where the voices were coming from. With it came the echoes of breathless laughter and the sharp splashing of water. Aragorn’s breath caught at the sweet melody of the laughter, and he nearly stumbled on a rock. As he righted himself, the laughter turned into soft moans of pleasure. He froze in place, his cheeks burned, and his heart rate quickened as he wondered what to do.
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She is Crowned with Stars by MerryweatherNoon
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
18 May 2023
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“You have bestowed a great gift upon me, Elf-friend. Tell me whatever you desire and if it’s within my power as King, I will grant it. Up to half of my kingdom—it is yours, all you have to do is ask"
But what Bilba Baggins wanted most was not land, wealth or prestige: it was a child of her own.
Rearing an half-elven child was something Thranduil never envisioned for himself, but the mother-to-be is bringing out his protective instincts, and some other feelings he didn't even know he had. Now suddenly things are moving a little too fast… or is this right where they belong?
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sinking like a summer moon by sugarhullo
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
28 Apr 2023
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Frodo gave the ring to Sam for a while, unaware that the ring had already begun to take its toll on his friend.
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This is about frodo and Sam and them destroying the rings and them being in love pretty much
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So This is the Hobbit. (Sort of) by Aceinspace2233
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
01 Feb 2023
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Bilbo Baggins has been a respectable hobbit for far longer than any other hobbits in the shire. This may or may not be due to his bizarre transformation into a creature of the night.
A pack of strange dwarves lingers at the edge of Hobbiton, followed closely by a figure cloaked in grey. Things are about to get a whole lot more exciting for the vampire hidden away in his cozy hobbit hole.
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When Stars Align by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Jan 2023
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When Gimli wakes up in the past, he knows he must do nothing to endanger the future. If Frodo's quest danced upon the edge of a knife, anything he does to change the world around him could mean doom for all Middle-earth. As inevitable change comes, he begins to lose his memories of the future that was, the new future becoming uncertain. For he is bound in ways he never was before, even as a familiar quest begins to take form.
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And in the Darkness bind them by Ratchet9cooper
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Jan 2023
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The One Ring
A small golden ring discovered from a rift in the universe