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    A very, very loose retelling of Stephen King's The Dark Half (the book, not the film). But with Once-ler and Greed-ler. Cause that makes sense.

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    Far outside these walls where the Grickle-Grass grows,
    And the wind smells slow-and-sour when it blows,
    And no birds sing excepting old crows...
    Is the home of the Wicked Once-ler.

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    jeff bezos & elon musk are going to space. oncie is invited along under the promise of an orgy in space, however elon tries to prank oncie with some strange fluorescent goop. what happens next?

    NOT CLICKBAIT GOD POSSESSION CAUGHT ON CAMERA FOR REAL 100% AUTHENTIC

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    “You want me to shut down my factory? Fire a hundred thousand workers? Is that sound economics? Is that good for the country?”
    “I see your point and I don’t have an answer…”

     

    The last tree has fallen and redundancies are made.

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    “You’re his best negotiator?” The Once-ler asked, dubiously. “No offense, but I’m not buying it.”

    “Negotiator? Uh, no,” she laughed, sheepishly. “Not exactly. You’ve already plowed through all of Aloysius’ usual guys. What he really needs is someone persistent and annoying, and who better for that job than me?”

    The Once-ler let out a sharp guffaw. “So what? He thinks an annoying girl can achieve what the 15 others he’s sent couldn't?”

    Morrigan met his resentful look with a patiently amused one. “I got you to open the door, didn’t I?”

    The Once-ler’s lips parted in surprise, but he quickly covered the crack in his demeanor by narrowing his eyes. “You’re wasting your time, kid. I don’t do big business anymore, and I’m sure as hell not going to help somebody else make the same mistakes I did.”

    ****

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    The best friend of Aloysius O’Hare, Morrigan Squint, has spent her entire life dreaming of escaping her series of perpetual prisons. The answer to all of her problems lies with one man—the man known only as The Once-ler. The odds of figuring anything out from the man are heavily stacked against her, but Morrigan never really was one to give up.

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    While traveling to California for the Piston Cup, Lightning McQueen falls out of his trailer and becomes trapped in the woods. The Once-ler finds him. Crack ensues.

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    Plz dont read this- I just created it after a friend asked me to

    I literally hate myself for this PAHAHAHA

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    Once-ler cae de trasero al suelo, se queja del golpe recibido y, algo desorientado, mira a su alrededor.

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    Mira con impresión el paisaje frente a él, es horroroso. La vida, su luz se fue. Ese pequeño valle de efímera existencia y gran extensión de tierra verde; árboles brillantes; animales hermosos y únicos, se han ido.

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    Inspired by a certain tumblr thread (link in notes). Once-ler wants to promote thneeds as a fashion item, but (le gasp) winds up modeling them himself.

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    nagito komaeda and rainbow dash tragic love story. tw sad

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    caecilius and the gang go on a quest to get revenge on the onceler because he stole their shit

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    Once-ler and chimata go on An Adventure!

    ( thank you Arirudinn for title inspiration!!)

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    they fuck bc oncie is sexy sexy

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    OH no!! Tokyo is in danger and who can save the day? it is oncie :)

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    The classic high school romance adventure saga, now back on the archive.

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    Harry Osborn was dead inside until he met Andrew Garfield.
    I wrote an Amazing Spider-Man Warm Bodies AU for some reason. You’re welcome.

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    Basically, female!Y/N wants to smash a submissive Once-ler.

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    the onceler refuses to take a mbti test to get back greedie bcuz he never does stuff for him

    or

    i made a oncest fic based of me and my gf thats half crack and half not ig

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    Dipper Pines has added 3 others to the chat!

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