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    “Let’s make a few things clear; I am Mad Hatter, your new Officer, and I will be cleaning the Cloud Division from top to bottom. I will be meeting every single one of you and if I learn something I don’t like, you will be dead at best.”

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    Hermione finds herself in uncharted waters and for once doesn't have the answer to a problem. After a mistake, Hermione is set on a different path from her dear friends and has decided she will no longer be a pawn in someone else's game. Small mistakes can lead to many future problems, the order of the phoenix learns this lesson very harshly and quickly. When put on a path and presented with an old friend... Hermione needs to make the hard decisions she never thought she would have to make, but she is the smartest witch of her age after all.

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    My take on the Marriage Law. Coworkers Severus and Hermione marry for convenience... or is it for something more?

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    What had happened before? Or should that be more along the lines of what could have happened. Look inside if you wish to see the truth.

    *This is an expansion on the previous story*

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    "O, isn't this what my mother never wanted?" - Analicia Sotelo, 'South Texas Persephone'.

    Tom Riddle was not the only strange child to come out of Wool's. After eleven years of self-imposed exile, Amy Benson returns to Hogwarts to protect the only thing that matters: her precocious daughter, Mae. Offered the position of Potions Master, her alma mater seems like the safest place to keep Mae away from the darker elements of their world. But the wizarding world of 1957 is not the one Amy remembers, and while the threat of war may be over, she quickly discovers that peace in magical Britain is far from assured. As a radical new faction led by a charismatic Tom Gaunt rises to power in the Ministry, and a rapidly expanding Hogwarts braces for a post-war generation determined to leave its mark, Amy and Mae find that the secrets they keep for and from one another may be their undoing.

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    tom riddle x fem oc
    1944 - 1945

    𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.

    there was a spy in hogwarts? the notion was inconceivable, really, but of course, stranger things have happened.

    both before and after he knew what she was, she was a mystery to him; a mystery to which he'd go great lengths to solve. he had never felt an urge so strong, so desperate, to understand another person before, but she was unlike anyone he'd ever known.

    extended summary inside
    started january 2021
    also on wattpad

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    Legend tell that one night a very, very long time ago, almost at the dawn of time itself, a wizard opened a portal between two worlds. A demon slipped through the portal and changed a beautiful, ambitious young woman into a mirror image of itself. This terrible creature's name was previously only spoken in hushed tones, even in it's own realm. Alas, it soon became know and feared on this earthly realm too.
    The creature's name was Vampyre.

    This young, damned woman fell in love with a man who was incapable of loving her in return, and their doomed love affair left a trail of devastation throughout history, or so the legend tells.

    Hermione Granger never much believed in legends. That is until she began fruitlessly tracking non existent werewolves for the Ministry of Magic. What she and Harry Potter stumble across one night in a forest clearing leads to three things. The exposure of the biggest Ministry cover up in history, the greatest love of Hermione's life, and the startling revelation that sometimes legends are based in truth.

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    To truly know someone is to differentiate between who they once were, who they are now, and who they're capable of being. Hermione realises the duality of one man as she rectifies what she knows of the past and begins to understand the pieces of who Draco Malfoy is now: a father, a son, and a man.

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    Harriet Potter crashes into her third year at Hogwarts.

    After all the stress of the last year, she gets an interesting bit of news. Her Godfather broke out of Azkahban and is now a wanted man.

    If only she could figure out what her defense against the dark arts teacher has to do with it.

    And what happened on All Hallows Eve twelve years ago?

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    For twelve years Aries has done his best to bury the memory of his brother. There are some things that are better off away from the light of day and his terrible familial past is one of them, especially considering how much it hurt to think about Sirius and what happened that night. Except now the fragile stability he's built for himself crumbles when Sirius breaks out of Azkaban in an unprecedented move.

    To make everything worse Remus becomes the new Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher with Severus is constantly at his throat, Harry keeps asking uncomfortable questions and new evidence is unearthed that Sirius might be innocent after all. Is a quiet year too much to ask for?

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    Harry Potter, now twelve and starting his second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, is very perplexed. All last year he knew who he was if nothing else, but now as he stares at the woman dressed in black glaring at Dumbledore, he isn't sure.

    He would like to know who decided not to tell him he had magical family and why he's only hearing of his aunt now, but he would also like to know who forgot to tell him that his father had a much younger sister.

    This woman, who decided that the best time to duke it out with the headmaster, was not standing in the great hall in the middle of the welcoming speech.

    First Dobby and now this. What in Merlins name is going on now, and why can't poor Harry seem to catch a bloody break?

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    Four minors in their sixth year of schooling at Hogwarts decide that it is enough for both the bad guys and the goverment to go against them and their believes ( that are correct ) and they will finally do something about that .

    This fic is basically a replacement for Harry Potter and the cursed Child even tho a lot of things in the harry potter lore are changed so it fits better the dream smp lore better bc this is kinda a combination of two .

    Also any trigger warnings for the chapters will be posted at the begging of them so yea look at that before reading a chapter :D

    Hope u like this bc i haven't seen a proper angsty harry potter x dsmp fanfic on this platform yet lol

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    Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind, something that lingers in the confines of someone's heart, very soul, and being. Such a thing is difficult to treat because it cannot even be properly defined nor quantified because everything isn't gold that glitters, nor stars that have shined and signaled, nor is every sadness a tear that glistens. One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

    Tom Riddle is drifting in a sea caught between caring and indifference to some of the crimes that he has committed under different parts of himself. Stuck between remorse for the boy he killed to be what he is now and rejoicing for he thinks he finally understands some of the deepest desires that he has always felt; can put some sort of label on the longing that has plagued him his whole life, the root of everything is Harry.

    Harry is coming to reluctantly accept this Tom is not his Tom, nor is he Voldemort. He's too childish, selfish, and possessive caring about such a person, let alone feeling anything else for him is a mistake like planting an already sick mind and heart into more poisonous soil, with thick protective thorns growing around him, expecting anything good to blossom from it.

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    Tired of dealing with the Dursleys and with a new ptsd-worthy event to add to his resume, Harry decides he's put up with enough of the magical world's shit and runs away for the summer. If people won't tell him things, well, he'll just go find them out for himself. Over the course of his fifth year, Harry gathers new allies, helps the world prepare for what's coming, and takes no shit. It's time to show the world he's not their bitch; he's done playing nice.

    OR

    Harry escapes a manipulative Dumbledore and yells at adults who don't do their job ft godbrothers, friends new and old, tentative allies, magical creatures, lordship, and more.

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    What would happen if desperate for closure, Remus pays a visit to Azkaban to seek answers to his questions? What if finding those answers sooner changed everything?
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    Sirius smiles despite himself, looking across at Remus warmly. “Sometimes a family is just an animagus, a gay werewolf and their extra magical kid, huh?"

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    The attack on the Grimmauld place during summer before Harry´s fifth year sets precedence for that school year. Returning to school as an attention-seeking lunatic, Harry has to deal with enough already. Long forgotten alliances, Slytherin scheming, dead people coming alive and a mysterious figure lurking in the background are not what he wanted from his OWLs year.

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    Harry thinks he wants to be an Auror. Then the Minister for Magic swoops into his life. Harry does not end up becoming an Auror.

    In which Minister Tom Riddle literally just hires Harry as his PA because he's cute and argumentative.

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    Defiance is a three-syllable word, and it has a hell of a lot of power when the trait flourishes in the right people. Of course, it seems only fitting that the Boy Who Lived found many of these individuals with a healthy proclivity for defiance, mischief, and all-around chaos. What happens when a Pride of Lions including Gryffindor's Weasley Twins and a Pit of Snakes including Athena Burke, Cora Crouch, and Vera Crouch team up with the Golden Trio for a multitude of adventures? A bloody good time.

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    Cassie Black, the daughter of Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange, has returned from South America to deal with the aftermath of her showdown with dark witch Sauda Sombria. With Sirius Black on the loose, starting her new post at Hogwarts is anything but simple. A budding friendship with the new DADA professor threatens to derail her relationship with Professor Snape.

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    Albus Potter can no longer wait, he wants to go to Hogwarts as soon as possible..., but things don't go as planned. In an increasingly dangerous world, with the rise of clandestine magic groups, Albus is kidnapped. Who was it and why? Harry starts searching for his son. This was not a good start, but will the end be this bad? How will things turn out and..., most importantly, will Albus be able to start Hogwarts somehow?

    @All Rights Reserved

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