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    Lord Moon is something of a lone wolf, content to shun society for the comfort of his own estate in Yorkshire. However, his godmother insists that he come up to London in search of a suitable wife. Here he meets the fascinating and mysterious Baron Noir of Camden, around whom swirls a constant stream of innuendo and gossip. Is Lord Noir a rake, a rogue, or a rascal, and can Lord Moon ever trust his heart to the "Wicked Baron"?

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    5/?
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    12
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    Things can go down many different routes when you meet a person for the first time. A friendship can form. Maybe you make an arch nemesis. Sometimes you just give that awkward little smile people do when you pass each other in the street and accidentally make eye contact.

    Question is, what do you do when the stranger you smile at happens to be your doppelganger?

    Language:
    English
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    60,593
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    350
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    Shameless porn without plot.

    Vince takes control. Howard thoroughly enjoys himself.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    10
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    Vince had spent his whole life in the forest, being watched over by his pseudo father Bryan Ferry and his cohort of animal babysitters. Since he can remember, he's always been told to never venture into the North of the forest - So Naturally, the first chance he gets he goes to find out what he's been missing.

    Entire tale based on some incredible artwork by @Captainfoxgloves on tumblr

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    25,114
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    104
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    There's a jazz singer who hauntingly sings at the cemetery every night, but one night in particular he decides to sing to a specific someone.

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    477
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    9
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    42
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    Now that Howard Moon and Vince Noir have started dating each other, Howard thought he'd be ecstatic. Unfortunately, every time they try to cross the physical boundary, Howard's touch aversion kicks in. Just as Howard is about to give up and stay a virgin forever, Vince comes up with an idea...

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    11,166
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    183
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    These are some smutty scenes I wrote for Love Potion No. 9 and then pulled. So if you were wondering what went down when Howard and Vince finally got together or what happened in the funeral parlor bathroom here s your sexy sexy answer.

    Warning I have not written much smut, hence them being pulled. but I thought you guys might like, so here they are.

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    2/2
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    1
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    10
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    I was re-reading "The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4" by Sue Townsend, when it occurred to me that it could easily be the diary of a young Howard Moon. Move the action to Leeds, throw in some jazz and stationery, change a few characters around, and you've written Howard Moon's teenage diary. Mind you, I had a bad cold and was running a temperature at the time, so this is very much an experiment. It may not continue, and is very likely to blow up in my face.

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    English
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    31,590
    Chapters:
    6/12
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    318
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    Howard has gone to Leeds for his mum's birthday, Vince has stayed behind at the shop. What else to do but video call one another?

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    3,392
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    115
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    Vince and Howard get dragged along on yet another shaman scheme. This time, the Council leaves them in charge of lookout duty on their brand-new psychedelic shaman van, complete with shag carpeting. You know the saying: when life gives you shag carpeting, you... shag.

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    3,093
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
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    138
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    Naboo receives some unwelcome news from Xooberon: everyone on the planet is supposed to be married by the age of one hundred, or face execution. Now they’ve caught up with him, it looks as if only marrying Howard will save Naboo from certain death. But how will Vince feel about that? And will anything where the Shaman Council is involved turn out as expected?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,712
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    185
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    After slipping in his sobriety, Dan Ashcroft, forty-year-old fuckup, attends Alcoholics Anonymous and gets his shit together. It just takes almost losing everything to motivate him to do it.

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    English
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    42,693
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    118
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    Howard and Vince were both lonely and lost, but when they met... it was actually pretty awful, but stories can always be re-written. In a world of magic and monsters, there's no reason to settle for just one reality.

    RedChucks asked for "A second shot at a first kiss" and I went a bit off the rails here. The story is about... reinvention. I adore RedChucks, so I hope they forgive the liberties I took with the prompt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,985
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    150
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    Growing up as a foster child isn't easy, especially when your foster father acquires a new family. Seven-year-old Vince struggles to secure his place in the Ferry household, but he's so different from Bryan that he worries he'll never fit in. Fearing he'll be abandoned once again, Vince, along with his loyal friend Howard, seeks out his birth parents.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    3
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    36
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    Thanks to Bollo's machinations, Vince and Howard reunite after 13 years apart. They're just in the midst of making up when the coronavirus hits, with Howard one of its victims. Vince has to grow up fast if he's going to help Howard.

    "I Want to Be Just Like Him" connects with this story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,082
    Chapters:
    62/62
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    136
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    Just a short thing based on a dream I had where Dondylion is in love with a zookeeper.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    436
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    30
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    A look at a more mature Howince, with a lot of backstory of how they got there.

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    English
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    18,443
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    119
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    A Victorian AU!

    When Howard Moon moved to London to pursue his dreams... well, he probably shouldn't have. Turns out getting a gig with the London Symphony Orchestra isn't as easy as he'd hoped. He's broke, nearly homeless, and bombarded by the pesky attention of his housemate, Vince Noir, who doesn't annoy him nearly as much as Howard pretends he does. With a unsympathetic landlord, a boss dead-set on making his life miserable, and magical shenanigans afoot, can Howard ever sort out what he really feels for Vince? Will he ever achieve his dream job? Will I actually have written a semi-competent summary of this fic by the time I stop typing this?

    Find out in Borrowed Light!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,032
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    189
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    Something mysterious happens at an Academy for creative people, which shakes everything up........

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,425
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    111
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    Just a quick thing I wrote in Howard's POV.
    He's just waiting for Vince to wake up, making some observations until he does.

    Howard Moon really loves his boyfriend, but would probably never say this to his face.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    352
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    78

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