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    What starts as a quiet night at Callahan's Place gets a little strange when some far off travelers arrive, each one bearing the same tale of woe. Of course that's nothing new to the regulars at Callahan's and excepting Raksha everyone who walks in crying walks out smiling.

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    Bertram's goal at the beginning of the night was to watch his wife win the third annual Show-Stopping Cabaret and Vaudeville Competition. That was before the appearance of a private detective, an apparently dead body, a pair of very strange strangers, and a discontinuity which sounded like VWORP.

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    "According to the HEYDAR, there's a disturbance of the peace at the Candy Cane Palace."

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    Wendy was looking forward to a warm bubble bath and a de-stressing session of Gutwrencher, with the guiltiest pleasure take out she could get at this late hour. Unfortunately, evil never sleeps, and neither do Middlemen.

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    Wendy Watson thought today was gonna be a "typical" Middleman day until she walked into a genuine Mexican standoff in the fake reception area for Jolly Fats Wehawkin Temp Agency A.K.A. Middleman HQ. Wendy didn't need to think about it, she fought her way through the group of people in front of her to be by the side of her boss, partner, and friend; The Middleman. "What the [BLEEP] is going on here? It is too [BLEEP] early for someone or a group of people wanting to kill us today!!!" Wendy looked up at her boss because he was standing on the reception desk and was completely shocked and disgusted when he said, "That man there. They're leader tried to rape me on a former case." Wendy slowly turned her gun's settings to the highest and said, "Oh, you [BLEEP] [BLEEP] rapist. We're gonna [BLEEP] kill you with EXTREME INTENT!!!" Just then the door behind them opened and a voice said, "WAIT!!! Hold your horses, you morons!"

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    Wendy didn't get her magic ride home. He didn't get his partner back. In another world, another Middleman gained a Dubbie.

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    Collection of 150 word-long Middleman ficlets done for a prompt challenge on LiveJournal. Mostly features Wendy and the Middleman.

    Canon-compliant. Spoilers for unaired episodes and comics (if any) will be marked.

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    5/?
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    The Middleman is excited to reunite with an old friend in a strange town in the Pacific Northwest. Wendy is surprisingly jealous, but of whom exactly?

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    [10:26] Author's Summary:
    "Ida, are you infected with weaponized internet memes?" "Bitch, I might be."

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    Fighting tentacle monsters and having serious relationship discussion. You know, your basic Tuesday morning.

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    "Ida, are you infected with weaponized internet memes?" "Bitch, I might be."

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    “Don’t be silly, Dubby. The Interrodroid can’t possibly malfunction in such a sophisticated way. It doesn’t get any more complicated than homicidal, really.”

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    When Wendy and Tyler are kidnapped by tiny astronauts, Lacey Thornfield knows there's one man who can help her bring them back. The only problem is that he's vanished into thin air. But that's a trivial matter for a resourceful confrontational spoken-word performance artist. The real struggle is convincing him to come back to the world he gave up.

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    Сегодня у Идзаки была ночь охуительных открытий.

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    I think I can figure it out. Music: Motion City Soundtrack.

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    She wondered how in hell Captain America wasn’t hitting that like a piñata every day and twice on Sundays.

    Wendy and the Middleman meet Captain America and Bucky Barnes, sidekick bonding ensues.

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    "This is Ida with the Jolly Fats Wehawkin Temp Agency calling for Darcy Lewis. We're interested in assessing her for one of our temporary positions. If she decides to take a break from the pipe and show up, she can find us the following address.."

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    It’s just another day in the life of Wendy Watson, artist and Middleman-in-training. Another Art Crawl has come and gone. The latest batch of weirdness hits close to home. Pip is being Pip, and Lacey may or may not be being Lacey.

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    Once again, Wendy has to deal with Lacey's knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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    Roxy Wasserman has a problem. Ida (reluctantly) helps.

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